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Spartan-style XX—this was Umaru Doma's ultimate reserved technique against Onii-chan. Though she had never used it so far, in Umaru's mind, these moves were all peerless techniques capable of making her Sogo Onii-chan weep bitterly and drown in grief!

Take Spartan Care, for example. Condition one: Onii-chan had deeply offended Umaru without realizing it. Condition two: Onii-chan was sick. Once both conditions were met, Umaru would transform into a Spartan and give her Sogo Onii-chan a round of Spartan Care:

If Onii-chan had a cold and fever, Umaru would personally wash her hands and cook up a Spartan double-celebration extra-spicy hot pot, letting Sogo Onii-chan sweat to his heart's content, shed tears of joy, and recover his health amid the intermingling of sweat and tears in the hell of spicy dark cuisine...

However, given Onii-chan's excessive resistance to spicy food, Umaru crossed out the spicy dark cuisine option and replaced it with a folk remedy. Supposedly, scallions worked wonders for colds, especially when inserted into the chrys#￥%#... Umaru had really wanted to test this remedy, so she added it to Spartan Care...

And this was only a tiny part of Spartan Care. For a cold and fever, emergency physical cooling was necessary. She had heard that things like the Ice Bucket Challenge were quite effective...

Besides Spartan Care, there was Spartan Education, Spartan Crying and Fussing, Spartan...

Unfortunately, Sogo Onii-chan's survival instincts were too strong at critical moments, and opportunities to use Spartan techniques were few and far between, so none of these moves had ever seen the light of day. That was something of a pity...

As for the Spartan Trial, as the name suggested, it was an assessment Umaru had prepared for her love rival—ahem... for her future sister-in-law—one comparable to the Spartan wars. Its purpose was to