Never underestimate a woman's curiosity! Looking at the two people in front of him with their ears perked up, Sogo Doma's eye twitched. "Umaru, Utaha, they're just characters in a novel. Do you really have to be like this?"
"Perhaps it's because the heroine Sogo-kun described is just too perfect..." Umaru Doma began, and Utaha Kasumigaoka immediately picked up where she left off. "In this day and age, a noble young lady who doesn't even know what a first experience is... I imagine that kind of setting exists only in men's fantasies, doesn't it? Yet Sogo-kun says this character has a real-life model..."
"Exactly, exactly!" Umaru Doma nodded in agreement with her arms folded. "Just like Utaha said, even Umaru knows what a first experience means..."
Sogo Doma wanted to cover his face. "You two, can you stop casually bringing up something like a first experience? You're girls, you know..."
"Huh?" Before he could finish, Umaru Doma asked in confusion, "You can't say 'first experience' out loud? But didn't Onii-chan write about it openly in his novel? Besides, social surveys and stuff ask questions about that, don't they?"
Sogo Doma: "..."
He really was sorry for having written the term "first experience" in a novel! Come to think of it, shouldn't social surveys in this country be stopped already? What kind of nonsense were those people filling JKs' heads with?
Just as he grumbled inwardly, Utaha Kasumigaoka picked up the conversation.
"Sogo-kun, you're such an old-fashioned prude! It's just a matter of going in and out. They teach that in elementary school health class..."
Sogo Doma: "..."
Huh? Was he the old-fashioned one here?
Sogo Doma fell into deep thought. Who was it that had said something like this before?
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