How could he seduce—cough, cough—persuade a JK to accept a name as embarrassingly over-the-top as Elisaki? Sogo Doma had countless ways to do it, but this gay guy... looking at the black-haired girl before him, who practically had "guilty conscience" written all over her face...
Even a natural airhead like this could seduce people? What was wrong with this world? Why did he feel like fooling people was getting harder and harder? In his view, it was already incredibly lucky for a natural airhead like gay not to get seduced and fooled by others, yet he could fool other people instead... Could it be that Sogo Doma had been handed a hell-difficulty script while gay had gotten easy mode?
No, he had to get to the bottom of this!
"Gay, even if it was a slip of the tongue, tell me—how did you persuade that JK to accept a name like Elisaki...?"
"Of course, through sincerity, hard work, and..." Kotaro Katsura, with a face full of righteousness.
"And the truth is..." Sogo Doma, in a hypnotic whisper.
"I became the boss of their school. No, more accurately, I led Elisaki in absorbing the forces at their school. As Big Sis Elisaki..."
Although the successful hypnosis had confirmed for Sogo Doma that the mysterious alien creature did not exist, gay's words still made black lines appear across his forehead. "Gay, what exactly are you trying to do by absorbing these student factions when you're employed by the Defense Ministry?"
"The Defense Ministry was only a side job to begin with, just like my part-time job at the tranny bar..." Kotaro Katsura said as if it were only natural.
"Gay, you're the one equating the Defense Ministry with a tranny bar! Who was it that just said not to bring up the