Knowing yourself and your enemy meant winning every battle. Sogo Doma had always possessed a decent degree of self-awareness. He knew that while his luck was not quite as terrible as an unlucky bastard's, compared to those truly blessed by fortune...
Why did games like Monopoly, which relied purely on luck, even exist? Sogo Doma could not understand it. Humans truly were an incomprehensible species. Was there any need to get excited, disappointed, or upset over something as illusory as luck? In any case, he refused to play games like this. Nobody could change his mind!
Half an hour later...
"Why am I forced to spend money whenever I enter a store? Umaru, being a writer only sounds glamorous. Once you see them nearing a deadline, you'll understand..." Sogo Doma complained as he watched his rapidly dwindling balance on the television screen.
"Onii-chan, that's just a game mechanic. Besides, Umaru has already graduated from being a writer and been promoted to company president! Sadly, this game doesn't allow other players to be recruited into your company..." Umaru Doma, whose character had already reached the pinnacle of life, retorted.
"Idiot, what do you mean by that? Were you actually hoping to recruit Onii-chan into your company? Don't get so full of yourself! Gloating has been a saying since ancient times, and it's talking about people like you who get carried away! All right, I've entered the casino. This is where Onii-chan gets to show off his skills. Wait, wait, why is the casino a mandatory event? I lost another two hundred thousand yen..."
"Onii-chan, if you could make money by entering a casino, this game would never pass review, would it?" Umaru Doma analyzed calmly. "Also, Onii-chan, as for gloating... Umaru's company just successfully went public."
"Idiot, it only went public.