Humanity was a remarkably adaptable species. After experiencing a series of events that shattered her worldview, Utaha Kasumigaoka, a normal person, said, "How am I even supposed to comment on this situation!? At least come out from under the table before you talk!"
Standing beside them, Akari Akaza pointed at herself. "Huh!? I-I'm not under the table..."
"Akarin, let Utaha catch her breath first. But do you really think it's strange to learn skills just for pranks?" Sogo Doma picked up the conversation from the side.
"I-isn't it strange? Pranks and all..."
"Ah, that question reminds me of Hosaka..." Sogo Doma cut in again. "He specifically came to learn cooking from me for the sake of love, and even practiced the piano and stuff..."
"Doma-senpai, love and pranks aren't comparable at all, are they!?" Akari Akaza retorted. "And while that Hosaka person sounds like an inspirational example, isn't it completely unconvincing to use an ordinary person none of us even knows as an example!?"
"Akarin, don't underestimate Hosaka!" Sogo Doma grinned happily. "That guy may be a HENTAI, but he learned quite a lot from me. His cooking is only a little worse than a second-year student at Totsuki, and he can play the piano too. Unfortunately, he's an idiot. Oh, and he still hasn't given away a single bento he made himself. Most importantly, he sweats a lot and takes off his clothes..."
"T-taking off his clothes? What the hell is that supposed to mean!?" Akari Akaza, an ordinary person, gave an ordinary retort. "D-doesn't that disgust you!?"
"Uh..." Sogo Doma pinched his chin and thought for half a second. "It does. So while he's talented, he's too disgusting, which is why I excluded him from my recruitment system."
"So what the hell is a recruitment system!?" Utaha Kasumigaoka,