Being misunderstood by his own little sister—where exactly had the source of this filth come from? No, this wasn't the time to think about that! What he needed to do most right now was:
"Umaru, when humans have just woken up, they instinctively look for food. Do you understand?" Sogo Doma, theoretical expert, said.
"Lavender-flavored food?" Umaru Doma drove the knife in deeper...
Sogo Doma: "..."
"And jasmine..."
Sogo Doma wanted to dig three feet into the ground and bury himself. How had he gotten so muddleheaded back then? And because his body's self-protection mechanism had detected that the other person was someone close to him, it had completely failed to activate defense mode...
"Umaru, let's skip this topic. What was the request you mentioned just now?"
"Teacher Xihuan just asked me to look after the younger students for a while. Because of my image and so on, Umaru couldn't refuse..." Umaru Doma said, rubbing her index fingers together.
"Eh!?" Sogo Doma froze. "You don't mean..."
"Because we need to prepare cooking and stuff..." Umaru Doma continued rubbing her index fingers together.
"Wait, shouldn't the students prepare cooking themselves?"
"But Teacher Xihuan said that occasionally letting students relax and enjoy life without worries was also a form of education, so Umaru agreed..." The ever-helpful perfect beautiful girl held up one finger with a smile on her face.
Sogo Doma: "..."
"So not only do I have to keep an eye on those junior students of yours, I also have to prepare cooking for them?"
"Mhm, that's all for now. If there's anything else to add..." Umaru Doma smiled as gently as water.
"If there's anything else to add, can you refuse it, Umaru?" Sogo Doma weakly interrupted.
"U-Umaru will try to refuse..." Seeing her Onii-chan instantly wilt, Umaru Doma gave