His dignity had been utterly lost; there was no point in saying more. Vice President Okada sighed inwardly and remained silent outwardly.
Under this silence, President Emi could only let out a long breath. "Phew~! Forget that inexplicable intelligence report. Using participation in the other side's club activities as an investigative method is understandable enough, but what I never expected was..." At this point, she took another deep breath. "Hiss..."
"Vice President Okada, I asked you to investigate whether the streaking incident had anything to do with the Oolong Tea Research Club, not to join their wild party! The dignified student council vice president stripped bare in the school courtyard—how are future underclassmen supposed to view our generation of student council members!?"
"Um..." Vice President Okada, prostrating himself on the floor, remained humbly online.
"Forget the underclassmen's evaluations; those are matters for the future anyway. Thud, thud..." Naturally, humble as he was, he had no right to speak. As President Emi gathered up the documents scattered across the desk, she continued, "As long as the student council handles everyone's affairs more actively from now on, we can still restore our lost reputation..."
"Bang!" At that, President Emi slammed the reorganized documents onto the desk again. "What I really never expected was that after joining their wild party and baring it all with everyone else, you—Vice President Okada! What the hell is this investigation report you submitted? The Oolong Tea Research Club's activities—"
"Using oolong tea as a weapon, men fight each other and shout..." President Emi fell silent for a long while before finally exploding again. "I completely cannot understand this! Why can oolong tea be used as a weapon? How exactly do you fight and shout!?"
Vice President Okada remained silent. That description should have matched the actual situation