The Real World—
"Hey, hey, hey? What is this? Why was I gone before I even got to appear?"
Jiraiya, Yingzhou's famous writer of eldritch fiction, voiced a complaint from the depths of his soul, lodging a completely pointless protest over being written out before he even made an appearance in the Light Screen footage.
When he had seen his good friends Orochimaru and Tsunade appear one after another, Jiraiya's heart had burned with anticipation, and he had fantasized about whether he might get to appear too.
If he appeared in the Light Screen footage as well, wouldn't that mean even more fans? And unlike the fans he gained by writing eldritch novels, the fans he gained through the Light Screen footage would definitely be the kind he could do naughty things with.
But the result...
What a tragic and utterly fucked-up story...
Jiraiya could already imagine how his friends would mock him.
Then, Jiraiya noticed that his phone had suddenly received a message. When he picked it up, he saw it was from Tsunade, his longtime crush and "goddess," who was also his friend. There was only one word on it—
[My condolences.]
In an instant, Jiraiya's face twitched, and he nearly lost it.
In the Light Screen footage, Orochimaru and Tsunade made their moves.
Tsunade directly controlled her summoned beast, Katsuyu, splitting Katsuyu into many smaller bodies and distributing her chakra through the contract between them.
Those Katsuyu immediately went to search for the injured and treat them.
Though having a slimy creature like Katsuyu crawl over one's body was a revolting experience that would make any normal person's scalp crawl, the Katsuyu Tsunade had summoned were undeniably useful.
After those Katsuyu crawled onto the wounded, green chakra surged forth. Whether their injuries were internal or external,