Why Is My Head So Pointy?

The Body Sect, a gym with only two people.

"Brother Ano... why is my head so pointy..."

Huo Yuhao said this while facing the mirror.

Beside him, the burly man rubbed his own smooth, round, lightbulb-shaped head and muttered in a muffled voice:

"Then let me ask you... are you... are you a boy or a girl?"

"I'm a boy... Brother, it's just that I'm not as strong as the other brothers in the sect."

Huo Yuhao stopped tugging at his hair and tossed the mirror into a corner, convinced that the mirror must be the problem.

"Sigh... Brother, do I really have no talent?"

He looked at his still pale, young, and thin body, then looked at Ano, whose arms were thicker than his own thighs.

He fell into deep self-doubt.

"That's definitely a total bust, Yuhao. My own strong physique is purely natural."

"I don't even drink protein powder; I only drink a little protein powder during my daily training."

"..."

Huo Yuhao gave a bitter laugh, not minding the words of this brother who treated him very well.

Every time Brother Ano finished his Nine Dragons training, he would fall into this kind of delirious state.

People in the sect said:

The left brain speaks not, only thinking blindly.

The right brain says not, only refuting blindly.

The pointy one is good at talking, only asking you blindly.

Body Sect Rule of Horror: If you see Ano injecting medicine, stay away.

"Sigh..."

Suddenly!

Thump-thump--!!

A violently pounding heart caused Huo Yuhao's eyes to instantly turn blood-red, his breathing heavy like an ox.

That angina appeared in an instant, and vanished in an instant.

But, in that brief moment, Huo Yuhao was drenched in sweat, in extreme agony.

"Ughhh!!"

The scream briefly awakened Ano's consciousness. This usually simple-minded brother's pupils suddenly contracted at this moment!

Ano was stunned by the sight of Huo Yuhao's deathly pale face and sweat-drenched body.

But he reacted quickly.

This was clearly an overdose of the medicine!!

Sigh! I told you not to be so ruthless! Relying on your high drug tolerance, you just inject without restraint.

Ano flipped his hand, and a blue vial appeared out of thin air.

"Brother Xu said that if this happens in the sect, you must first inject a 'Body Speed Limit', and then..."

As he spoke, he jammed a needle right into Huo Yuhao's kidney.

The effect was immediate!

Huo Yuhao screamed even louder...

"One more shot for the pain..."

A deep green vial was injected, and the screaming stopped.

"And one more for reinforcement..."

Milky white liquid was pushed into Huo Yuhao's body by Ano, and the former shuddered violently, suddenly full of life!

The feeling of pain had been fleeting.

The reason he kept screaming was because the terrifying sensation had startled him, triggering a stress response.

"Thank you, Brother Ano... I'm sorry, I don't know what happened to me..."

What on earth... is this! Why must it plague me!!! What did I do wrong?

God!! F*** you!!!

Black mist flashed through Huo Yuhao's eyes, and those clear Spirit Eyes were stained with a trace of impurity.

No one noticed that the luck above his head, which had originally dropped by half, suddenly surged wildly!!!

Except... it was no longer the original pure gold.

It was multicolored, even mixed with a faint, faint trace of blood-red.

Heh heh heh, at this moment, he had completely lost the three great opportunities.

However, because of the Body Potion, because of Xu Qing, and because of some twists of fate...

His originally exhausted potential had, as a result, unlocked another major category...

His luck had also returned to normal, or at least, it appeared that way.

(Pseudo-Child of Luck) Huo Yuhao suddenly felt his cultivation speed increase; he could see more clearly and hear more sharply.

"Is this the power of the 'Body Speed Limit'? Yuhao, you really scared me just now."

Ano wiped away cold sweat and said slowly:

"As long as you're okay. From now on, you must not inject medicine recklessly. You must strictly follow the rules: one training session a day, one drink every two days, one injection every three days, and one indulgence every five days."

"Do you understand?"

Huo Yuhao was feeling blissfully dazed, feeling as though his body was brimming with inexhaustible strength.

"I want to train!!"

"Ahhh!!"

He grabbed the dumbbells on the floor and sprinted wildly around the gym.

"Is this what youth is like..."

God Realm.

Having just sensed the Child of Luck's fortune declining, that little bastard Tang San prepared to abuse his authority to peek at Douluo Planet.

But just as he took out the God Realm Hub.

Hey, guess what?

It had risen back up!

"I was originally planning to divert some focus to see what was going on, but now it seems that won't be necessary."

"My daughter should have made contact with the Child of Luck by now, heh hahahaha."

Tang San thought to himself, his gaze piercing through the clouds and the barriers of the God Realm, landing on a planet in the universe.

"Let me see if the contingency I left on Xiao Qi has been triggered. If I hadn't artificially constructed a soul compatibility for them, how could a butterfly and an eye possibly have a Martial Soul Fusion Skill?"

"Without a Martial Soul Fusion Skill, how could a loser kid like Huo Yuhao possibly form a bond with Xiao Qi?"

Just as Tang San's divine sense was about to touch the planet's barrier, a thunderous boom erupted!

"Sea God!!"

The God of Destruction appeared out of thin air, his body surging with purple-black divine power, his face livid.

He had just detected the aura of the God Realm Hub being put to use.

"Gods are forbidden from interfering with the lower realms! Even a God King must not! Are you an idiot? Do you not know the rules set by the God Realm Committee?"

"This God almost forgot, you are a member of the God Realm Committee yourself!"

Destruction was so angry he laughed, pointing at Tang San and speaking bluntly:

"As an enforcer, you go and commit such filthy acts of stealing from your own post! Have you no shame!?"

Tang San reacted with lightning speed, a look of utter astonishment appearing on his face, perfectly mimicking someone who had suffered a great injustice.

"Destruction, I have my reasons..."

He paused, then said with a sigh:

"I just... miss Xiao Qi too much. Destruction, as a father, am I not allowed to take a single look at my own daughter?"

"The child is still so young, left alone in the lower realm. What if she suffers a grievance? Who can she tell? Who can she turn to for justice?"

"Sigh... and to think you are Xiao Qi's uncle, yet you cannot even understand this much."

Damn you, Destruction! You really picked a hell of a time to show up!!

You chose the exact moment before I could enter! Just a little bit more! I could have left behind a strand of divine sense capable of independent action!!!

You've ruined my grand plan! You have already paved your own path to death!!

Seeing Tang San bring up Xiao Qi, the God of Destruction—who could not bear children—turned purple in the face and fell silent.

Despicable Tang San! How dare you use Xiao Qi as a shield!

Do you think I don't want to? But no matter how much I want to, I haven't broken the rules!

You guy, wasn't it you who sent Xiao Qi down to the lower realm in the first place!!?

It's only been a few days in the God Realm, and you're already missing her that much? Missing her so much it's clawing at your heart and liver?

Don't make me laugh!

I almost couldn't keep a straight face.