From Doupo Cangqiong Simulation to Great Ruler
Chapter 34

Pig Teammate and Tiger Teammate

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"I told you it was delicious!"

Seeing Xiao Feng give her such face, Xiao Yi Xian's smile grew even brighter. She then began enjoying the Meat Filling Rice Ball in her own hand.

"Hmm?"

When Xiao Yi Xian took her first bite of the Meat Filling Rice Ball, her expression suddenly shifted slightly, revealing a puzzled look.

Why did this Meat Filling Rice Ball feel different from the ones she usually made?

The maid, who had been secretly watching Xiao Yi Xian, felt her heart leap into her throat when she noticed the strange look on her face.

Because Mu Li liked Xiao Yi Xian, he had long since secretly bribed her personal maid so that he could learn about Xiao Yi Xian's daily life and preferences.

In order to separate Xiao Yi Xian from Xiao Feng, Mu Li had secretly given the maid a packet of laxative and told her to mix it into the Meat Filling Rice Balls.

Even if Xiao Yi Xian wanted to protect Xiao Feng, she could not possibly keep him by her side while suffering from diarrhea. Then Mu Li could kill him and seize his treasures.

Perhaps due to the influence of her Misfortune Poison Body, Xiao Yi Xian found poisons exceptionally delicious when she consumed them.

Thus, Xiao Yi Xian only felt that the Meat Filling Rice Ball with laxative added tasted far better than usual.

Xiao Yi Xian had never imagined that her personal maid would betray her. She simply assumed that her cooking had improved again.

Seeing that Xiao Yi Xian did not suspect her, the maid secretly breathed a sigh of relief and began eating the unaltered Meat Filling Rice Ball.

More than half an hour later, Mu Li could not help frowning as he watched the two of them still chatting and laughing. He shot Xiao Yi Xian's personal maid a questioning look.

Did you even give them the laxative?

The maid instantly understood what Mu Li meant and nodded with an innocent expression.

At this moment, the maid was also utterly confused. She had clearly added plenty of laxative to the Meat Filling Rice Balls, so why did Xiao Feng and Xiao Yi Xian show no reaction at all?

Could it be that both of them were immune to laxatives?

Just as Mu Li was about to think of another plan, Xiao Yi Xian's pretty face suddenly flushed slightly. She whispered a few words to her maid, then pulled her to her feet and left.

Everyone had urgent needs!

Although Xiao Yi Xian was immune to the harm caused by laxatives, she had also drunk quite a lot of water while eating the Meat Filling Rice Balls. It was time to open the floodgates.

Watching Xiao Yi Xian and her maid leave, both Xiao Feng and Mu Li sighed in relief. The troublesome person had finally left.

After withdrawing his gaze from Xiao Yi Xian's slender waist, Xiao Feng turned to look in Mu Li's direction, only to find that Mu Li was looking at him as well.

"..."

Their eyes met, and both of them froze for a moment before simultaneously revealing friendly smiles.

This was truly a mutual rush toward each other!

Under Mu Li's startled yet delighted gaze, Xiao Feng suddenly clutched his stomach and stood up with a pained expression, hurrying into the nearby woods.

Seeing this, Mu Li thought the laxative planted by the maid had finally taken effect. He hurriedly led four trusted men after him.

Some of the mercenaries also noticed Mu Li and his men's movements, but intimidated by the Wolf Head Mercenary Group's tyranny, none dared to help Xiao Feng.

After all, more than half of the dozens of mercenaries present belonged to the Wolf Head Mercenary Group, and their overall strength far surpassed that of ordinary mercenaries.

The four trusted men beside Mu Li were all around Seven Star Dou Zhe in strength. Xiao Feng was likely in grave danger this time.

"Eh? Where did that brat run off to?"

When Mu Li and his four trusted men had moved dozens of meters through the woods without finding any trace of Xiao Feng, his expression immediately darkened.

Could that brat have sensed something was wrong and slipped away?

Damn it! The cooked duck had flown away!

"Young Master Mu, don't tell me you came here to take a dump?"

Just as Mu Li was filled with frustration, a teasing voice suddenly rang out.

Mu Li and the others abruptly looked up to see Xiao Feng, dressed in a black martial outfit, standing atop a large tree nearby with a white porcelain bottle in his hand.

"Kill him!"

Mu Li could no longer be bothered to keep up appearances. To prevent further complications, he immediately waved his hand and ordered his four trusted men to attack Xiao Feng together.

Xiao Feng looked at them with amusement in his eyes and held up three fingers. "Three, two, one, fall!"

"Cough, cough, cough..."

The four middle-aged mercenaries had only just charged in front of Xiao Feng when they began coughing violently. Their limbs went weak and limp, and their bodies collapsed uncontrollably to the ground.

"What did you do... Cough, cough, cough..."

Mu Li's expression changed drastically. He instinctively tried to question Xiao Feng, but before he could finish speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his eyes. Tears streamed down his face as he began coughing violently.

"This is called Grief-Numbing Breeze. It is refined from dozens of poisonous substances into liquid and normally stored inside a bottle. Once the stopper is removed, the poison water turns into vapor and drifts out. It brushes against the body like a gentle breeze—colorless and odorless. No matter how clever you are, you will never notice it."

Xiao Feng leaped down from the tree and slowly walked over to Mu Li. "Young Master Mu, I have always believed in the saying, 'If no one offends me, I offend no one. But if someone offends me, I will strike back like thunder.'

"Since you wanted to kill me and steal my treasures, then it should not be unfair for me to kill you in return, right?"

"No! No! You can't kill me! If you kill me, my father won't..."

"Please, rest easy on your journey!"

Xiao Feng cut Mu Li off directly, then swung out five Green Wind Blades over half a meter long, mercilessly severing the five men's heads.

On the other side, Xiao Yi Xian had just returned from relieving herself. When she saw that Xiao Feng and Mu Li's group were nowhere to be seen, her expression instantly darkened.

Xiao Yi Xian cursed inwardly in anger, "Is that idiot incapable of understanding human speech? I told him to stay where he was and not run around!"

Under normal circumstances, as long as Xiao Feng remained within everyone's sight, Mu Li would never dare attack him in front of the others.

But now that Xiao Feng had left everyone's sight, Mu Li and the others only needed to blame his death on some nonexistent magical beast. Even the Xiao Family would have no evidence to convict them.

Good advice couldn't save a fool bent on dying!

Xiao Feng, were you a pig?

You useless teammate!

"Rustle, rustle, rustle..."

Just as Xiao Yi Xian grew more furious the more she thought about it, Xiao Feng suddenly emerged from the bushes.

"..."

Seeing Xiao Feng return safe and sound, the surroundings suddenly fell silent, leaving only the occasional crackling of the campfire.

Xiao Yi Xian stared Xiao Feng up and down, unable to keep herself from asking in disbelief, "Y-You're okay?"

???

Hearing this, Xiao Feng feigned confusion. "I just went to take a piss. What could possibly have happened?"

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