"I found you! Let's see where you run now!"
The Discipline Inspection Department surrounded Ranpa, who had been wandering around.
Beside Ranpa stood a dark-skinned female student.
Ranpa looked at the aggressive members of the Discipline Inspection Department and said gravely to the girl:
"Moonlit Ninja, it seems our leisure time has come to an end."
"Indeed." The girl looked at Ranpa solemnly. "Chaotic Ninja, these are the Magistrate Samurai of this land... no, the vengeful ghosts summoned by our sins."
"Who the fuck are you calling vengeful ghosts? Say that shit again, you bitch?!"
"How lamentable, how lamentable..." Ranpa gently shook her head. "No matter how swift a ninja's steps may be, they cannot escape karma. Retribution."
The dark-skinned girl said helplessly as well:
"A ninja's blade cannot sever karma. Rather, we must sever karma."
"What admirable resolve!" Ranpa looked at the girl with appreciation. "Moonlit Ninja, you have already taken half a step into the realm of the ninja hero."
The girl nodded, then assumed an attacking stance toward the Discipline Inspection Department. "Did you hear that? Vengeful ghosts, turn to ashes before our ninjutsu!"
"..."
The head of the Discipline Inspection Department suddenly fell silent and merely stared at the two idiots.
"What are you waiting for?" The dark-skinned girl frowned. "Magistrate Samurai, make your move!"
"..."
"Sigh."
The department head rubbed his forehead helplessly. "I'm so fucking done with this!"
"You Drama Club girl, the lady beside you committed an offense. Stop going crazy with her, or I'll deduct your points too!"
"What a lack of flair..." the dark-skinned girl muttered. "I'm still recording, you know. Couldn't you play along for a bit?"
"Sorry, I just want to be a normal person."
The Discipline Inspection Department turned its attention to Ranpa.
"So, this girl is from