Honkai: Star Rail - The Divine Sword of Taixu at the Start!
Chapter 1978

You're All Far Too Afraid of Trouble

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[1. When you find yourself amid an anomaly caused by an Envoy, move away immediately and proceed in the direction of a [home].

[During this time, do not respond to any voices coming from behind you or to your right.]

[2. A "home" is an enclosed or semi-enclosed space suitable for human habitation, generally containing objects such as chairs, beds, and washbasins.]

[If the "home" you are in does not meet the above definition, immediately read the following content—]

["No monkeys dancing on giant teeth; no black lizards can be seen inside a whale's belly." Remain still and wait for the Anomaly Defense Department to issue a safety announcement.]

[3. The Anomaly Defense Department's safety announcements may take the form of broadcasts, television news, online livestreams, and so on.]

[The announcer's head should consist of eyes, ears, a mouth, and a nose, not a pineapple or an apple.]

(Related report: The merriment-stealing mask was stolen by a Riddler. Nouns and verbs in the cognition of Ternary City's citizens were replaced, causing widespread chaos. The culprit has yet to be brought to justice.) ...

[15. If you lose your sense of direction while within an Envoy's sphere of influence, you may enter a nearby fragment of the Painted World's remnants for shelter.] ```

[But please note that, in the vast majority of cases, fragments of paintings do not speak, laugh, or have teeth.]

[16. The safe zone at the edge of the Painted World possesses three coordinate axes roughly analogous to reality. If you discover that your body is beginning to become two-dimensional, immediately return the way you came.]

[30. Objects falling from great heights on a large scale are usually rain. Rain is an aggregation of water, not candy or antique flip phones.]

[If you

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