"Child, listen to me!"
Sam pressed Yan Huan's shoulder, looking extremely serious:
"We've been sent to this planet for five hundred years, just to capture the once-notorious Space Pirates...!"
"And now, the net is closing."
"Hold on, you can hunt pirates all you want." Yan Huan interrupted Sam's spellcasting:
"What does that have to do with my stepmom? You do your catching, there's no need to drag this place into it."
"Can't you do a mission without breaking up a family? What era is this to still pull that kind of stunt."
"No, you understand too little." Kafka shoved Pom-Pom aside, explaining to Yan Huan alone:
"According to our investigation, your stepmom is the leader of the Space Pirates!"
"...?" Yan Huan blinked:
"You've got to be kidding me?"
"Child, I know it's hard to believe, but this is our search warrant!" Sam pulled a piece of paper from her chest pocket, displaying detailed information on it.
"Now that your college entrance exams are over, we have to execute the arrest warrant for your stepmom. We can't delay any longer."
"Actually, we should have made a move earlier, but because of your exams, the two of us kept putting it off."
"Then don't make a move at all!" Yan Huan's eyes widened:
"It's been so many years, couldn't the two of you just pretend you didn't know anything?"
"Besides, my stepmom has been pretty well-behaved all these years, right? Can't you just let her go?"
"Well-behaved?"
Kafka's pretty eyebrows furrowed slightly, her hands on her hips in indignation:
"How was she well-behaved? Where do you think the money for your schooling came from? Where do you think the money for your luxury car came from?"
"Where do you think the money you spent on Genshin Impact came from?"
"...?" Yan