"Wukong, you ate all of my food? Do you have any idea that was my entire week's worth of groceries!" Master Roshi said, fuming.
"Haha, I'm so full!"
Wukong rubbed his rounded belly and said with a laugh.
"Are you two certain you want to train under me? My training is extremely strict!"
Master Roshi turned around and said in a deep voice.
"It doesn't matter, we can endure any hardship!"
Ziye said with a determined look on his face.
"Mm-hmm!"
Wukong also nodded vigorously in agreement.
"But I won't teach you for free, unless you can bring me a real hottie!" Master Roshi said with a playful smirk.
"That's too easy, leave it to me!"
With that, Wukong dashed out of the room, hopped onto the Flying Nimbus, and sped away.
"Are you sure Wukong knows what a 'hottie' is?"
Ziye scratched his head and asked, puzzled.
Before long, Wukong returned to the Kame House on the Flying Nimbus. Sitting on the cloud was a fair-skinned, beautiful girl, gazing at Master Roshi with affectionate eyes.
"I really underestimated Wukong; I didn't expect his taste to be so normal!"
Ziye couldn't help but exclaim.
"Wukong, you've done well. Now, let's begin your first training session!"
Master Roshi blushed, walked up to Wukong, and whispered into his ear.
"Go and get me that girl's panties!"
"Panties?"
Hearing this, Wukong was momentarily stunned! Without thinking too much, he headed toward the girl!
"Um... Old man, she says she isn't wearing any!"
Sun Wukong shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Nani?"
Hearing this, Master Roshi immediately perked up and hurried to the girl's side, but when he saw her true form, his face turned dark.
"So it's a mermaid... I should have known such a good thing wouldn't just fall into my lap."
"Still, this mermaid's figure is quite nice!"
Master Roshi's old face flushed red, and he gave a lecherous grin, asking sheepishly, "Miss, may I touch your chest?"
Slap!
Upon hearing this, the mermaid's face turned bright red with shame. She slapped him across the face, leaped into the air, and dove into the ocean!
"Old man, can we start training now?" Wukong asked eagerly.
"Let's not be in such a hurry..."
"Wukong, you'll have to go bring me another girl. Ziye, you go with him this time; I don't quite trust Wukong's judgment!"
Master Roshi said, clutching his swollen cheek.
"We have to go find another one?"
"Alright."
Ziye and Wukong nodded in unison.
"Huh? What's that?"
"Looks like a boat."
Ha!
As the boat slowly approached the shore, a short, bald boy dressed in Shaolin attire jumped off and ran quickly to Master Roshi's side.
"Who are you?"
Master Roshi asked curiously.
"You must be Master Mutten, right? My name is Krillin. I came all the way from distant Tokyo specifically to become your disciple."
Krillin bowed deeply and said politely.
"Then you might have made the trip for nothing. I've decided not to take on any more students, so you should just head back."
Master Roshi turned away, refusing him.
"Master Mutten, this is my gift for becoming your student!"
Krillin set down his luggage, pulled out a thick stack of glamour magazines, and held them out to Master Roshi.
"I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful."
Master Roshi's eyes lit up. He snatched the magazine from Krillin's hands and squatted on the ground to study it carefully.
"Ahem..."
After appreciating it, Master Roshi gave a dry cough, stood up, and said:
"Since the three of you want to become my disciples, I will give you a test. As long as you can bring a pretty girl to me, I will take you on!"
Hearing this, the three of them nodded in unison, then took off from Kame House, led by Goku's Flying Nimbus.
"Where are we going to find a pretty girl for the old man? This test seems really hard!" Goku said, putting his hands behind his head, looking troubled.
"Hehe, it's actually quite simple!"
At this moment, Krillin behind them suddenly gave a wicked grin and spoke.
"What do you mean?"
Ziye asked curiously.
"Do you guys have any money on you?"
Hearing this, both Ziye and Goku shook their heads.
"Ah."
"That's a problem!"
Krillin frowned. He had originally planned to spend money to hire a pretty nanny for Master Roshi, but who knew that all three of them were penniless!
"Who are you people? Help!"
Suddenly, a shrill cry for help rang out.
"What's happening over there?"
"Goku, let's go take a look!"
Ziye said calmly.
"Okay."
Goku nodded, then steered the Flying Nimbus and flew over!
At this moment, not far from Ziye and the others, two policemen were holding pistols and handcuffs, cornering a beautiful girl dressed in a long blue dress.
"Launch, just surrender!"
"You know me?"
Launch said with a look of confusion.
"Hmph, stop playing dumb, you female robber!"
Hearing the other party's words, Launch's expression changed slightly, and she shouted, "Robber? I get it, you must be the robbers!"
"Help! Someone save me!"
"Stop it! You bunch of bad guys, actually bullying a girl!"
Goku let out a roar, then leaped off the Flying Nimbus.
Losing Goku's support, Ziye and Krillin also fell from the Flying Nimbus. Fortunately, Ziye was strong enough to land steadily, but Krillin was miserable, landing headfirst and bleeding!
"So you have accomplices! Don't move, or I'll shoot!"
The police pointed their guns at the three of them and threatened.
"Goku, Ziye, be careful! Don't be impulsive, they have guns!"
However, before Krillin could finish, Goku lunged forward. He swung the Golden Cudgel with force, knocking the pistols out of both their hands, then followed up with a punch and a kick, sending the two men tumbling to the ground!
"You... you actually dare to assault the police! Just you wait!"
The two men scrambled up from the ground, threw a harsh threat at Goku, and then panicked, jumped into their police car, and sped away.
"Goku, Ziye! Did you hear what they said just now?"
Krillin asked with some concern.
"They said they were police? That name doesn't sound like a good person at all!" (For the sake of the plot, no disparagement intended, please don't overthink it!)
Goku said with an innocent face.
"Ah."
"Doesn't that mean we assaulted the police?"
Krillin said with a look of fear.
"Do you think, since she was being arrested by the police, she might not be a good person?"
"She doesn't look like one!"
Goku said softly.
"Thank you for saving me, little ones!"
"Don't mention it!"
Goku scratched his head and said proudly.
"Huh? What is this?"