Ms. Chabashira, Your Mind Is Pretty Twisted-I Recommend Seeing a Therapist / Class D's Biggest Problem Child: Sae Chabashira!
Having received information that made him question his life, Hachiman sat there in a daze.
"Click, click, click—" Just then, the sound of high heels rang out.
Sae Chabashira, the homeroom teacher of First-year Class D, had arrived.
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Chabashira-sensei, Your Mind Is Twisted. I Suggest You See a Psychiatrist
High heels, a women's suit, black stockings.
A mature woman, an older sister type.
This was Sae Chabashira, the homeroom teacher of First-year Class D. She wore her hair in a high ponytail and was tall and slender, with an excellent figure.
She looked uninterested in everything, somewhat absentminded, and even ignored the little antics of her students during class.
From the complete school rules he had obtained from Sakayanagi Arisu of Class A, he knew that all first-year students had entered a special examination after enrolling.
It assessed whether they possessed the qualities expected of a student at Advanced Nurturing High School.
Then points would be deducted from the identical 1,000 class evaluation points assigned to all four classes.
Every student was an object of observation and assessment.
And this was merely routine.
So, on his first day at school, when he went to the Shopping Street and saw Ken Sudou from his class being bullied by upperclassmen, those upperclassmen had mocked Sudō by saying:
"You'll soon see hell."
Then they had left, gleefully enjoying his misfortune.
What those upperclassmen had meant was probably this matter.
All students had to undergo this examination immediately after enrolling.
Thus, people with experience were already accustomed to this kind of assessment.
After suffering themselves, they naturally did not want to see others happy.
As for Chabashira-sensei, since Manabu Horikita could see her at the school, that meant she was not merely the homeroom teacher for this class. Perhaps she had taught another class before this one.
And she had probably started saving her salary back then.
Since the students were under closed management, teachers and Shopping Street employees could not freely enter or leave the school either.
So teachers and staff received their salaries in the form of points as well.
However, the school would probably convert them into cash when they needed it.
Of course, they could also decline to convert it and save it all up.
After sorting all that out.
Hachiman raised his head.
They were currently by the artificial lake.
A breeze carrying a faint salty scent blew in from the lake.
The wind stirred Chabashira-sensei's ponytail.
In terms of looks, this teacher was indeed very beautiful.
She was similar to Hiratsuka, but had even more feminine charm than that Hiratsuka.
After all, Hiratsuka always wore a white coat and trousers. Combined with her bold mannerisms and everything else, she always gave off the air of a middle-aged man in a woman's body.
But in Hachiman's eyes, if Hiratsuka dressed up and restrained that uncle-like aura, she should be quite a beautiful mature woman.
Yet he found it a pity.
Because Hiratsuka was quite a good person. If others discovered her mature and beautiful side, that somehow felt like a shame.
That was how it was.
Hachiman had probably made the same mistake as when Kushida had held his hand.
Though what he had experienced was the warmth of Kushida the little angel, the person he had thought of was Sakayanagi Arisu.
And now that he had discovered Chabashira-sensei was the one arriving, the person Hachiman saw in his mind's eye was Hiratsuka.
Chabashira-sensei, however, knew nothing of this.
"So, what did you ask me here for this time?" Chabashira took the initiative to speak.
"I came into contact with Suzune Horikita," Hachiman said.
"Oh, hadn't you already reported that?" Sae Chabashira said. "Also, she is the younger sister of Student Council President Manabu Horikita. I have already given you the points card containing your reward for that."
"Is there a problem with the points card?" Chabashira asked.
"That's exactly it," Hachiman said. "..."
"..."
But Hachiman suddenly fell silent.
"?"
Chabashira clearly noticed his strange state as well.
This student was very different from the other Class D students. Chabashira even felt that her old friend had deliberately sent him to her so that she could fulfill her wish.
But Hachiman Hikigaya seemed... somewhat distracted today. He looked at her from time to time, as if he wanted to say something but held himself back, only to want to speak again.
Just as Chabashira wondered whether he would say it, Hachiman spoke.
"Chabashira-sensei, have you ever seen a psychiatrist?" he asked.
"...?"
The abrupt question, along with his seemingly faintly concerned tone, made Chabashira... feel... that she could not respond to it.
For a moment, Chabashira was stunned.
Because.
"Seen a psychiatrist?"
"You're telling me to go see a doctor?" Chabashira almost laughed.
"Although you may not like hearing it, I really suggest that you consult a psychiatrist," Hachiman said. "Because you're already broken."
"..." Chabashira.
Sae Chabashira shifted her attention to Hachiman's hands.
But that was merely an attempt to distract herself.
"Did you hear something somewhere, or did you learn something from Hiratsuka?" Chabashira asked.
Hachiman had been recommended for enrollment by Shizuka Hiratsuka.
There was a suspicion that he had gotten in through the back door, but he had also passed the school's screening, so it did not count as backdoor admission.
He could still be regarded as an ordinary student.
However, it was already April in the outside world, meaning Hachiman had already enrolled somewhere when he was recommended here.
So he had been Shizuka Hiratsuka's student.
Then he should know Shizuka Hiratsuka.
Which meant... Chabashira suddenly wondered whether Hiratsuka had told Hachiman Hikigaya something.
"What strange things are you saying?" Hachiman Hikigaya said. "I concluded that you need to see a doctor through deduction."
"Because, Chabashira-sensei, you have an obsession, and that obsession is unrealistic."
"It is even..."
Hachiman paused, then said, "Twisted."
Class D's Biggest Problem Child, Sae Chabashira!
Was there something wrong with Sae Chabashira's mind?
Hachiman had reached a conclusion.
This was inferred from the information Manabu Horikita had provided.
Sae Chabashira was not very old, and since Hiratsuka had been her classmate, they were of similar age—probably nearing thirty.
Looking at the life experience of an ordinary person, graduating high school and attending university would also take time.
A school like Advanced Nurturing High School could not possibly hire someone who had never attended university as a teacher, much less appoint her as a homeroom teacher.
So Chabashira must have attended university at the very least.
After graduating university, she had come here to work. Combined with her statement on the first day of school that she would be their homeroom teacher for the next three years, she should have already taught one class before.
Therefore.
Finally, considering what Manabu Horikita had said about Chabashira-sensei's monthly salary being 200,000.
There were twelve months in a year, making 2.4 million a year and 7.2 million over three years.
Yet 6.02 million remained in her account.
Did that mean she had been living in extreme frugality?
That would be unlikely elsewhere, but possible at Advanced Nurturing High School, because the school provided relief for students who had run out of points.
Then Chabashira could receive relief as well.
But.
No matter how he looked at it, something was wrong.
Because.
She was so stingy and frugal, yet because of his arrival, she gave him 200,000 just to investigate a student?
So generous.
Like the top-ranking big spender or wealthy patron—living frugally and even taking out loans just to send donations?
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