This was the evaluation Hachiman received from his father after going to the school gate to pick him up that afternoon.
Obviously.
His father had no idea that his son had just gone through a relationship that had nearly gone off course.
And his son had no way to ask his father something like, "If you receive chocolate from your homeroom teacher, can you eat it?"
"Something happened," Hachiman said. "I guess I'm cursed with trouble from women today."
"..." Mr. Hikigaya said, "Speaking of that, I heard from Komachi that you've been doing pretty well at school. Setting aside the money, a girl actually filled out a marriage registration form with you."
"So don't tell me you've decided to get married right after graduation?"
Obviously.
The first thing this father cared about after arriving at the school was not his son's studies, but his romantic affairs.
Normally, that was a lesson every father needed to teach his son.
And Hachiman's father had never expected his son to skip ahead and complete that lesson before he had even taught it.
Still, this was better than getting someone pregnant while still in school and being forced to marry, wasn't it?
"Getting married after graduation is already written on my career preference form," Hachiman said. "You were called here today to attend my three-way conference too. I've thought about my future plans myself, and after getting married, I'll probably—"
"You're really getting married?"
"Komachi asked your homeroom teacher to send you a marriage registration form, and it was already filled in with your information. According to Komachi, she hoped you'd seize the chance and fill it out while a girl was willing to marry you. It may be a little rushed, but as your father, I naturally hope you can still find