The Green Tea Must Die, Wu Lin is Terrified, Wants to Become Sisters with All the Older Sisters
An aesthetic scene.
The peerless Li Luo.
That face, like an immortal descended from the heavens, belonged only in the celestial realm, not in the mortal world.
The little girl's face was streaked with tears.
She felt fortunate that she wasn't paying attention in class.
Instead, she was watching a video.
Otherwise, she might have missed this footage, which would have been the regret of a lifetime.
The little girl was deeply captivated, silently marveling in her heart, "How could someone be this beautiful?"
A powerful sense of adoration drove her to keep watching.
The immortal's storyline slowly unfolded.
Autumn leaves fell.
A small hill.
The scene progressed to the breakup, and the lines spoken by Tang Wulin.
"Although... I really don't want to say it..."
"But..."
The little girl was so angry she cursed out loud, "Damn green tea bitch, go to hell! How dare you treat my Immortal Brother like this!"
She had completely forgotten that she was currently in class.
The teacher was standing right there on the podium.
This female teacher had just graduated and was still very young.
She scolded the little girl for watching videos during class, then angrily confiscated the girl's Soul Guidance Communicator.
She caught a glimpse of the screen inadvertently.
She saw Li Luo, ethereal and immortal-like, pointing his long sword into the distance.
The female teacher was captivated as well...
Similar scenes played out in Aolai City from time to time, until eventually, it became a complete sensation.
Li Luo became famous.
Along with him, Tang Wulin, the actor who played the green tea character, also became famous.
However, Tang Wulin's fame was of the infamous variety.
Young girls left comments under the promotional video.
[Immortal Brother is so beautiful.]
[I want to have Immortal Brother's babies.]
[That's right, we want to have them, but before that, I suggest we beat that green tea bitch to death first.]
[She was the one who abandoned our Immortal Brother.]
[Kill the green tea bitch.]
[The green tea bitch must die.]
The explosive popularity of the promotional video caught Principal Gao off guard.
Everyone was now discussing how the green tea bitch must die.
No one was talking about Red Mountain Academy.
For Principal Gao, this was a massive loss.
No!
He had to control the narrative.
Principal Gao hired a large number of internet trolls to take action.
They steered the topic toward Red Mountain Academy.
The comments seemed to improve.
Some people started mentioning Red Mountain Academy.
[Immortal Brother goes to school at Red Mountain Academy.]
[Let's go.]
[Let's head to Red Mountain Academy.]
Principal Gao saw these comments and said with relief, "At least my efforts weren't in vain."
But a moment later.
Principal Gao burst into tears.
Because he saw a new trend emerging in the comment section.
[Let's go, let's head to Red Mountain Academy. That Green Tea is also from Red Mountain Academy. How dare she let down Immortal Brother.]
[Green Tea must die.]
Tang Wulin stared at his Soul Guidance Communicator, watching the promotional video that had already surged to the number one spot on the local trending list, his entire body trembling.
Those comments were now uniformly filled with [Protect Immortal Brother, Green Tea must die].
He knew who Immortal was.
He also knew who Green Tea was.
Damn it, wasn't Green Tea him?
Why was everyone coming after him?
Was he really so detestable that even the heavens and the people were outraged?
Tang Wulin felt depressed and terrified, screaming frantically in his heart, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
After school, he specifically sought out Li Luo.
"Brother Luo, can I walk with you?" Tang Wulin requested.
Li Luo had already rejected Tang Wulin many times; logically, Tang Wulin shouldn't have brought up such a request again.
This time, Li Luo refused Tang Wulin just the same.
Li Luo explained, "Classmate Wulin, I have already said many times that we are not heading in the same direction. Why do you still insist on making this request?"
Tang Wulin resentfully handed his Soul Guidance Communicator to Li Luo.
"Brother Luo, take a look."
Li Luo took the Soul Guidance Communicator, saying, "What do you want me to look at?"
Soon, he fell silent.
Li Luo had only checked the local circle during the morning break, at which point the promotional video hadn't fully exploded, let alone those Green Tea remarks.
He hadn't expected that after one afternoon, Immortal would be pushed to the number one local hotspot in Aolai City.
He also saw the neatly arranged [Green Tea must die].
No wonder Tang Wulin was scared.
If it were him, he would be scared too.
It was truly hard on Classmate Wulin.
Li Luo thought for a moment and said, "Classmate Wulin, have you considered that if you walk with me, the chance of you being recognized will be far greater than if you walk alone?"
"Are you sure you still want to come with me?"
Tang Wulin's face was twisted in extreme conflict. Brother Luo was right; as the actor playing Immortal and himself as the actor playing Green Tea, if they walked together, it would be very easy for people to figure it out.
He made a bitter face, "Brother Luo, then what should I do?"
"You could get a headscarf or something to wrap your head up. Plus, since you aren't wearing a skirt right now, it should be hard for people to tell," Li Luo suggested.
"Alright, that's the only way," Tang Wulin replied.
He felt regretful; it seemed he would only be able to wear the skirts he longed for in secret from now on.
He absolutely could not let anyone see him.
Otherwise, he would be dead.
Seeing that Tang Wulin had accepted his suggestion, Li Luo didn't say anything more and turned to leave the classroom.
It wouldn't be good if he said too much and caused Tang Wulin to misunderstand.
Li Luo stopped talking and quietly began to read his book.
Being a quiet, handsome man.
He wanted to wait for Tang Wulin to leave before he went out himself.
Tang Wulin took out his spare clothes, wrapped them around his head, and walked out of the academy gate.
As soon as he stepped out, he heard:
"Stop!"
"Don't go!"
"Are you Tang Green Tea?"
The little girls were fighting fiercely; as soon as they saw the sneaky-looking Tang Wulin, they immediately shouted at him.
Tang Wulin shivered all over, stammering incoherently, "I... I... I am not Tang Wulin, no, no, no, I am not Tang Green Tea."
The little girls stared at him intensely.
Those sharp, piercing gazes raked over Tang Wulin, inside and out, countless times.
Just as Tang Wulin was about to cry out that his life was over.
He heard a pleasant voice come from the leader of the group opposite him, "Sisters, Tang Green Tea is a woman, but the one wearing the headscarf is a man."
"He couldn't possibly be Tang Green Tea!"
A look of wild joy surged into Tang Wulin's eyes, "That's right, that's right, dear sisters, I couldn't possibly be Tang Green Tea."
"Just like all of you, I am also very fond of Immortal Brother Li Luo."
"We are the same kind of people."
Tang Wulin's will to survive was incredibly strong; he was willing to become a sister to these women if it meant staying alive.
It was just that he was being a bit wishful.
"Pah!"
"You're a man, yet you want to be like us and like Immortal Brother?"
"Keep dreaming."
"Hmph, if you dare to have any designs on our Immortal Brother..."
The lead sister glared at Tang Wulin's crotch with murderous intent, "...then I will make you a true sister of ours."
Tang Wulin inexplicably felt a chill in his crotch.
Time to bolt.
These women were not to be trifled with.
The great Golden Dragon King fled in a panic.
And just as Tang Wulin was drawing all the fire, Li Luo quietly slipped out through the academy's side gate.
He pulled the brim of his baseball cap down very low.
He returned home successfully.
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