Douluo: Rainbow Dragon, Supreme Succubus
Chapter 6

Principal Gao's Surname Was Gao, Teacher Lin Wasn't Named Bai, and the Rainbow Dragon's Farts Were Called Rainbow Farts

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She wasn't worried that she wouldn't be up to the job, because ever since the day she'd kissed Li Luo on the street.

Something had changed in her.

If she ran into those street thugs again.

Na'er believed she could blow them right out of Aolai City and into the East Sea with a single breath.

The only thing that bothered her a little was—

She'd been having dreams these past few days.

They were strange dreams. In them, a girl told her that the glory of the Soul Beasts rested on her shoulders.

She had to be especially wary of beautiful humans.

She mustn't forget that she was a Soul Beast.

Na'er wasn't happy about that. Was this dream telling her to give up on her big brother?

No way!

Hmph!

She tore those dreams to shreds with a single claw.

She didn't know why she'd used a claw.

Instead of a slap.

Na'er slept soundly.

In the morning, after Li Luo left for school, Na'er wheeled out the Soul Guidance Bicycle again.

When she went to get the delivery box.

She saw a pink dress lying on the dining table.

Na'er froze for a moment, then walked over and picked it up.

The pink dress was covered in sparkling crystals.

"Big brother..." Na'er clutched the dress, holding back the tears in her eyes and refusing to let them fall.

"I'll definitely buy a Soul Spirit for big brother."

"Let's get to work!"

"Whew!"

Na'er pedaled the Soul Guidance Bicycle until it was smoking...

If anyone had tried to stop Na'er right then, preventing her from delivering food.

Preventing her from making money.

Na'er probably would've blown up Douluo Planet.

Meanwhile, Li Luo, on his way to school, had no idea that after receiving the dress he'd given her, Na'er had transformed into the Empress of Hard Work.

In class, Lin Ximeng had the students meditate on their own.

After giving them their assignment, Lin Ximeng headed to the principal's office.

The principal's surname was Gao.

Sadly, Teacher Lin's surname wasn't Bai.

So... everything was fine.

Lin Ximeng reported Li Luo's situation to the principal.

"Principal, Li Luo is sensible and hardworking. His Soul Power is increasing at an astonishing rate. He's only been enrolled for three months, and his Soul Power has already gone from level three to nearly level ten."

Principal Gao's eyes lit up. "Oh, my Red Mountain Meditation Method is simply terrifying!"

"Ahem!" Lin Ximeng coughed twice. "It might have nothing to do with the meditation method. When Tang Wulin enrolled, his Soul Power Level was the same as Li Luo's. But Tang Wulin's Soul Power Level has only reached level five."

"Teacher Lin, you're being foolish!" Principal Gao sounded exasperated, as if she'd failed to live up to his expectations. "In just three short months, that student Tang Wulin raised his Soul Power Level by two whole levels."

"Doesn't that prove how excellent the Red Mountain Meditation Method is?"

"Your eyes have been completely dazzled by that student named Li Luo. You haven't even noticed the progress the other students have made."

Lin Ximeng thought, How can you blame me? It's all because Li Luo is so outstanding, shining so brightly that he makes me overlook the other students.

Principal Gao spoke earnestly. "But even though our Red Mountain Meditation Method is excellent, that student Li Luo's rapid rise to level ten is also inseparable from his own hard work."

"It's even more inseparable from Teacher Lin's guidance."

"And even more than that, it's inseparable from the high-quality education at our Red Mountain Academy."

"Yes." Lin Ximeng nodded. "For a student like him, could the school give him some special privileges?"

"Of course." Principal Gao stood up, his bald crown gleaming. "I've heard that tens of thousands of years ago, in the era before Soul Spirits existed, students usually went with a teacher to hunt Soul Beasts when acquiring Soul Rings."

"Nowadays, Soul Beasts are nearly extinct, and Soul Masters no longer rely on hunting them to obtain Soul Rings."

"Instead, they rely on Soul Spirits."

Principal Gao planted both hands on the desk and declared with authority, "The school can give him a Century Soul Spirit."

"Gasp!" Lin Ximeng shuddered. A Century Soul Spirit—that cost a million Federation Coins.

The principal was truly generous.

With a principal like this, how could Red Mountain Academy fail to prosper?

Lin Ximeng was deeply impressed by the principal.

"However!" Principal Gao drew out his words. "There's a favor I need student Li Luo to do for me."

"Huh?" Lin Ximeng froze, then wariness flashed across her face. Could the principal also be coveting Li Luo's looks?

The main thing was, Lin Ximeng had once read a story about a principal named Gao.

She couldn't help but read too much into it.

"What's with that look?" Principal Gao was displeased. Lin Ximeng was looking at him as if he were a bad person.

Lin Ximeng said, "Principal, Li Luo already has a heavy workload. Could you tell me exactly what you have in mind?"

Several minutes later, Lin Ximeng left the principal's office.

She returned to the classroom.

Then called Li Luo outside.

Lin Ximeng told Li Luo about the school's decision to give him a Century Soul Spirit.

But the condition was that Li Luo help the school with some publicity.

Li Luo confirmed, "Teacher Lin, you mean that if I agree to help the school shoot some promotional videos, the school will give me a Century Soul Spirit. Is that right?"

"That's right." Lin Ximeng nodded.

"The principal said you're a wonderful representative of our academy. If you have reservations and refuse the academy's request—"

Lin Ximeng paused. "The academy will still give you a Soul Spirit. It'll just be limited to ten years."

"Teacher Lin, I'd be more than happy to promote the academy!" Li Luo thumped his chest. "There's no need to be so formal about a Soul Spirit or anything."

Lin Ximeng: "..."

Red Mountain Academy worked quickly.

They called in a film crew that very afternoon.

Principal Gao supervised in person.

Principal Gao had no choice but to take it seriously. Competition among academies was fierce, and several new schools had opened in the East Sea area. If he didn't come up with some clever tricks, they might not even recruit sixteen students for the junior class next year.

Red Mountain Academy would have to shut down.

And he, Gao, would be out of a job.

As it happened, Lin Ximeng had reported Li Luo's situation to him. Li Luo's Soul Power Level had risen by seven levels in three months. Wasn't that a ready-made advertisement?

As for the huge expense of giving away a Century Soul Spirit—

It was the academy's money.

It wasn't his, Principal Gao's, money.

Principal Gao warmly shook Li Luo's hand. "The waves behind drive on the waves ahead, Li Luo. I believe Red Mountain Academy will one day take pride in you."

"Thank you, Principal. My achievements are all thanks to Red Mountain Academy's wonderful learning environment, Teacher Lin's patient guidance, and the principal's far-sighted leadership." Li Luo could reel off lines like that without missing a beat.

Principal Gao nodded again and again.

He was sure that beneath the Soul Guidance Camera, his smile looked warm, and his conversation with Li Luo had been perfect.

The shoot wrapped up quickly.

Principal Gao pulled Li Luo over and admired the finished video.

"Li Luo, what do you think?" Principal Gao asked.

Li Luo said, "The principal comes across as wonderfully approachable. Parents will probably rush to send their children to our academy after watching this. And also..."

Li Luo's Martial Soul was the Rainbow Dragon King, and its farts were rainbow farts.

That stream of rainbow farts left Principal Gao floating on cloud nine.

Principal Gao felt that even if he tore Shrek apart with his bare hands right now, it'd be a piece of cake.

He was utterly intoxicated.

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