"Xiao San, you're my direct disciple, so naturally I should treat you a little better."
Yu Xiaogang brought the spoon to his lips. "How about this? Drink three more spoonfuls."
"After three spoonfuls, I'll go take some to Mu Bai and the others."
"Th-then all right."
Tang San was about to grind his teeth to dust.
One spoonful, two spoonfuls, three. Fortunately, after the third, Yu Xiaogang really did let him off.
Yu Xiaogang picked up the soup pot and headed for the door.
When he reached it, he looked back and said with a kindly smile:
"Xiao San, since you think it tastes good, I'll make a special batch just for you next time. I'll stew a whole pot."
"You can drink your fill!"
Tang San remained silent. He was so furious he couldn't speak.
The door clicked shut, and the sound of footsteps gradually faded away.
A moment later, a thunderous roar erupted from the room next door!
"Yu Xiaogang!!! Get out of here!!!"
"Three spoonfuls! Just three! After that, I'll go see Xiao Ao!"
"I won't drink it!! Take it away!! Take it away!!!"
"Come on, don't waste your teacher's hard work..."
"Ugh—!!!"
Shrek Academy's shocking feat on the arena was like a boulder tossed into a placid lake. The ripples it stirred spread swiftly throughout Heaven Dou City.
In just a few short hours, the story had made its way through every street and alley.
People were gossiping about it in taverns, teahouses, and even among the vendors at the market.
"Have you heard? That Shrek Academy went and, well, did that thing on the arena!"
"What do you mean, 'that thing'? Spit it out!"
"It's... Oh, you know... They pooped! In midair, too! They say it was like a downpour!"
"Ugh! Stop talking! I