Three Little Vinegar Jars

Ye Chen opened the comments and took a look.

The fans in the comments were way too talented.

Were online usernames all this unique?

And why were the comments so uniform?

Spear Dipped in Shit, Whoever It Pokes Gets Shitty: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Little Face Turns Yellow: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Western Yellow Tomato: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Pleasant Goat Who Hates Boiling Goat: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Of All the Monkeys on the Mountain, My Ass Is the Reddest: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Young Master Empty: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

I Live Next Door, But My Surname Isn't Wang: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Auntie Gets Welfare: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Help Me Up: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

One Meal, One Huge Bowl: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

This Young Master Is the Handsomest in the World: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

No Ice in My Milk Tea: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Sweetie Supplier: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Ten Billion Ws: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Tomatoes Stewed with Tomatoes: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Fujian's Number One Devoted Lover: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Heartless Receipt Bot: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Five Mountains Laugh at the Firmament: "Claiming a spot first, then listening to the song."

Both Rich Woman and Welfare Lost: "Claiming a spot first, then listening