Douluo's Strongest Defense? Can't Even Beat a Dog! (Seeking Reads)

Douluo Continent.

Heaven Dou Empire, Soto City.

Shrek Academy.

"Teacher, your theories are truly brilliant."

Beside him, Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back, a proud smile forcing its way onto his rigid face.

"That goes without saying. My theories are invincible under the heavens. As long as you strictly execute my tactics, even the Golden Generation of Spirit Hall will only serve as your stepping stones."

Not far away.

Dai Mubai had his arms around two beautiful twins, looking utterly content.

Oscar and Ma Hongjun were lewdly discussing which academy's female spirit masters had the best figures.

However.

In the very next second!

Rumble!

The originally clear, cloudless sky shattered instantly. The entire firmament was torn open by a massive, violent force, as if it were nothing more than a painting!

Immediately following.

A brilliant golden light, clear enough to be seen from every corner of this world, suddenly appeared, spanning across the heavens and earth!

Within that golden light, there seemed to be an aura of another supreme, sovereign law.

In the face of this aura, whether it was the ninety-nine-level peerless Douluo Qian Daoliu, or Bibi Dong, who sat high in the Pope's Palace holding the reins of power.

Or even Bo Saixi on Sea God Island.

At this moment, they all felt an unprecedented trembling deep within their souls!

[Myriad Worlds Canopy opens today!]

[Connecting to the supreme plane: Perfect World!]

[Detected that the Douluo plane has thin spiritual energy and incomplete laws; opening the Ascension Channel!]

Then, a cold, grand, and emotionless mechanical voice exploded in the minds of every living creature on the Douluo Continent.

Following that, images began to flow across the massive golden canopy, and a vast, ancient land slowly emerged.

There were archaic remnants flapping wings that looked like clouds hanging from the sky; with a single gentle beat, a hundred thousand mountains were reduced to dust!

There were creatures wreathed in lightning that, with a single inhalation, swallowed the essence of the sun and moon in the sky!

The primordial aura rushing toward them left everyone on the Douluo Continent instantly suffocated!

[The rules are as follows:]

[The Canopy will randomly select personnel from the Douluo Continent to be transported to the Perfect World.]

[For every year survived in the Perfect World, one gains the opportunity to return to the original world with treasures!]

[There, one can find elixirs of immortality, opportunities to become an immortal, and even supreme techniques where a single drop of blood can crush the ages!]

As the voice faded, after a brief moment of dead silence, the entire Douluo Continent erupted into a frenzy!

"Immortality, is there truly immortality?"

Inside the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, Emperor Xue Ye stood up abruptly, his cloudy old eyes erupting with astonishing greed.

"Techniques that can crush the ages? If I can obtain them, why would my Spirit Hall worry about failing to unify the continent?"

Inside the Pope's Palace, Bibi Dong gripped her scepter tightly, her breathing ragged.

At Shrek Academy, Yu Xiaogang was trembling with excitement, his rigid face flushed red.

"An opportunity! This is a heaven-sent opportunity!"

"The creatures of that world are so powerful; it must be because of some special cultivation system!"

"If I can go and study it, my Ten Core Theories of Spirits will surely break through once again, perhaps even solving my trash constitution that prevents me from surpassing level thirty!"

Beside him, Tang San's eyes glowed with purple light as he clenched his fists in secret.

The Mysterious Heaven Record records that there is a wider world beyond this one.

If there are top-tier immortal herbs there, wouldn't breaking through be a simple matter?

At this moment, greed blinded everyone's eyes, yet few realized that this was a high-dimensional world—it was not as simple as they imagined.

Soon, the selection began!

[The first batch of explorers is being selected!]

[Number of slots: three!]

[Randomly drawing now...]

Above the canopy, golden light swirled as countless names scrolled by at high speed.

Everyone across the entire continent held their breath.

Who would be that lucky person?

A step to the heavens, starting today!

[Ding! First selectee: Heaven Dou Empire, Holy Soul Village villager, Wang Ergou!]

The screen flashed, and a simple, honest farmer who had been hoeing in his field appeared on the split-screen of the sky curtain, looking completely bewildered.

"Me? I was chosen?"

Wang Ergou still held his hoe, at a complete loss.

The crowd erupted in an uproar, everyone sighing at the farmer's incredible stroke of luck.

[Ding! Second selectee: Star Dou Great Forest outskirts, Fierce God Team captain, Meng Li (Level 52 Spirit King)!]

The screen shifted to a burly, vicious bandit leader currently in the middle of killing and looting.

"Hahaha! I was chosen? I truly am destined for greatness!" Meng Li slashed down a merchant guard in front of him and laughed wildly at the sky.

[Ding! Third selectee: Elephant Armored Sect Master, Huyan Zhen (Level 87 Defense-type Spirit Douluo)!]

When this name appeared, the entire spirit master world shook!

Elephant Armored Sect!

One of the seven great sects!

Huyan Zhen was known as the "Heavenly Elephant," his defense said to be invincible among his peers, capable of even tanking attacks from Title Douluos!

"Hahahaha!"

Inside the Elephant Armored Sect, a mountain of flesh stood up abruptly, causing the great hall to tremble. Huyan Zhen's jowls shook, his eyes filled with wild joy.

"Heaven helps me! Heaven helps me!"

"With my Diamond Mammoth defense, even if that so-called Perfect World is dangerous, I can walk through it sideways!"

"Once I bring back the immortal medicine and break through to Title Douluo or even become a god, the title of the world's number one sect will belong to my Elephant Armored Sect!"

Seeing Huyan Zhen selected, people from other factions revealed expressions of envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"Damn it, to think that old thing got there first!"

Bone Douluo Gu Rong stared at the sky curtain, his face full of displeasure.

"This is troublesome. With Huyan Zhen's defense, his chances of surviving over there are very high."

Ning Fengzhi's brows locked together; for the first time, he felt a deep sense of crisis. Even Tang San couldn't help but frown.

"If it's the defensively astonishing Huyan Zhen, he certainly has a great chance."

Just like that, under the gaze of the masses and the envious eyes of countless people:

[Teleportation beginning!]

Hum!

Three pillars of light descended from the sky, instantly enveloping the three men.

The next second, the sky curtain shifted, splitting into three perspectives to begin the live broadcast!

Perfect World.

Great Wilderness, edge zone.

Here, ancient trees reached for the sky, each one a thousand meters tall, resembling small mountains.

The air was permeated with an ancient and violent aura.

"Swish!"

Three figures were simultaneously teleported into a jungle within the Great Wilderness.

[First Perspective: Villager Wang Ergou]

The moment Wang Ergou's feet touched the ground.

"Thump!"

A terrifying gravity, as if a great mountain had pressed down, forced him directly to his knees. He gasped for air, his face flushed red.

"It... it's so uncomfortable here..."

Wang Ergou struggled, trying to stand up.

Just then, a colorful butterfly slowly fluttered past him.

The butterfly was incredibly beautiful, its wings shimmering with a dreamlike luster, and it was the size of a washbasin.

"So, so pretty!"

Wang Ergou subconsciously reached out his hand, wanting to touch the beautiful creature.