Chu Men's Live Broadcast Show, Part 1

Douluo Live Streaming System

Live Room: The Truman Show

Followers: 1.137 million (+120k/minute)

Online Viewers: 5.872 million

Streaming Points: 553k (continuously settling)

Voice Chat Partner: Lin Xiaoyu

Chu Men watched the online viewer count skyrocketing by tens of thousands every second, the corners of his mouth curling up uncontrollably as the Inversion Pen spun rapidly between his fingertips.

"Are you talking to your accomplices? Which pretty girl are you planning to kidnap next?"

A fuzzy sensation suddenly brushed against his cheek, making Chu Men jump in fright as his chair screeched harshly against the floor.

Regaining his senses, he found Xiao Wu leaning halfway over the edge of the desk, her snow-white rabbit ears dangling before his eyes, swaying back and forth and occasionally sweeping across the tip of his nose.

This mischievous little girl!

Chu Men said with annoyance, "What are you doing? You scared the life out of me!"

The audience in the live room, however, was roaring with laughter.

[Hahaha, Sister Xiao Wu hit the nail on the head! We're all accomplices!]

[Give us a teaser, Host. Who are you planning to kidnap next? How about Zhu Zhuqing? That would be exciting!]

[No way, kidnap Ning Rongrong first. The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect is filthy rich!]

[Go big or go home—kidnap Qian Renxue, the future Angel God!]

[Wu-men Faction: No kidnapping anyone else! Isn't having Xiao Wu enough?]

Chu Men rubbed his forehead, pulled out a piece of sticky candy, and shoved it into her mouth to shut her up.

The audience in the live room didn't care about that at all.

Watching Xiao Wu's eyes curve into crescents, accompanied by comments like "raising a daughter in the cloud," the donations hit a new peak.

Chu Men unceremoniously pushed Xiao Wu's little head aside, straightened his clothes, and didn't forget to glare at her.

He said silently, "Don't make trouble!"

Xiao Wu smacked her lips in protest, her pink tongue even licking her cherry-red, syrup-coated lips. She looked at Chu Men with her large, watery eyes blinking, as if they were written with two words—

More!

The way she begged for food was enough to melt anyone's heart!

"Little kid, you can't eat too much sugar..."

Before Chu Men could finish his sentence, the live room exploded.

The chat flooded with frantic donations and a massive volume of comments like "Sister Xiao Wu needs candy" and "Sister Xiao Wu's allowance."

The gift effects even changed from hearts and rockets to knives!

[Buy candy for Sister Xiao Wu, I'll tip more if it's not enough!]

[I advise the Host to watch his back!]

[Do you want me to test if my sword is sharp?!]

If the circumstances allowed, the viewers would have probably crawled through the internet cables to poke thousands of holes in Chu Men.

Seeing that the live room was turning into a massive feeding frenzy, Chu Men had no choice but to compromise:

"Fine, fine, fine! It's all yours, happy now?"

Chu Men simply pulled a large box filled with various snacks from his storage bag and slammed it onto the thick oak table.

Xiao Wu cheered and happily flopped onto the box.

The little white rabbit instinctively tore open a bag of marshmallows and stuffed them into her mouth. Suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she held the half-eaten marshmallow out to Chu Men's lips, her pink fingertips still dusted with a bit of white sugar:

"This is so sweet!"

Chu Men's ears grew hot, and he turned his head away awkwardly: "Who wants your leftovers!"

[Ahhh! Xiao Wu is so well-behaved, my heart is melting!]

[Chu Men, you've hit the jackpot! Sister Xiao Wu is bestowing a gift upon you, show some gratitude!]

[I want to eat it, don't stop me, I want to eat it!]

Although he said that, seeing Xiao Wu's slender arm held out for so long, he couldn't bring himself to be cruel.

In the end, he took a bite of the remaining marshmallow, his tongue accidentally brushing against her fingertips.

Xiao Wu's snow-white rabbit ears shot up, then drooped down, and she quickly pulled her hand back.

[Holy crap, what kind of father-daughter-turned-lovers script is this? Too sweet!]

[Tang San, I'm out here risking my life against a Mandala Snake in the Soul Hunting Forest, and you're over in Heaven Dou City getting cozy with my wife?]

[Chu Men: Your son doesn't have a wife anymore. How about you keep him company instead?]

With another marshmallow stuffed in her mouth, Xiao Wu pointed at the globe in front of Chu Men and asked curiously, "What is this? It's round and looks so pretty!"

At this moment, Xiao Wu was already deeply trapped in Chu Men's sugar-coated trap.

This weird uncle's home was actually quite nice; not only did it have so many delicious snacks, but it also had so many fun toys!

"This is... a disguised communication soul guidance device. You're just a kid, why are you asking so many questions?" Chu Men brushed her off casually.

Before Xiao Wu could say anything, the viewers in the livestream room were already up in arms.

[Host, that's not right of you! A child asking you a question is a sign of trust; how can you just brush her off like that?]

[Exactly, exactly! You need to maintain a good parent-child relationship. Children are the flowers of the motherland's future!]

[A child's fragile heart is ruined by irresponsible parents like you! Host, apologize to Sister Xiao Wu honestly!]

Chu Men looked at the screen full of "apologize" messages and felt speechless once again:

What the hell is this parent-child relationship? And "flowers of the motherland's future"—does that even apply here? The future big sister of Nuoding Academy has a fragile heart?

Sure enough, Xiao Wu was currently stuffing cucumber-flavored potato chips into her mouth, immersed in the deliciousness of the snacks, her eyes even squinting in delight.

The "cloud-raising fans" in the barrage didn't care about any of that; between the lines, they doted on Xiao Wu endlessly.

Chu Men unleashed his ultimate move, pulling out a children's edition of One Hundred Thousand Whys and placing it in front of Xiao Wu.

He would let Xiao Wu explore it to her heart's content!

Chu Men took a deep breath and finally began the official broadcast!

Whether it was "The Truman Show" or "Xiaoyu's Xiaoxiang Pavilion," the screen in the livestream room was split in two!

On the right, Lin Meimei was dressed in a pale cyan Hanfu, sitting in an antique study with bookshelves filled with ancient texts behind her.

On the left was Chu Men, with various soul guidance device parts hanging crookedly on the walls of his workshop.

A few blueprints were scattered across the table, and Xiao Wu sat to the side, her cheeks puffed out as she chewed, glancing over at Chu Men from time to time.

Chu Men cleared his throat and said to the viewers in the livestream room:

"As you can all see, the host's little soul guidance device shop has only just opened and is still in its early stages, so please bear with me. The scale of future giveaways will only get bigger, and that depends on your generous support!"

Chu Men's tone was filled with a smile, carrying a hint of a merchant's craftiness.

[I want that glider from before, the one that can fly!]

[Glider +1!] ×99

[The sword hanging on the wall behind the host is also pretty good, it looks damn cool!]

"Ahem, let me explain the rules to everyone first."

Chu Men held up a finger. "All giveaway gifts must be selected from the gift list provided by the system; I do not have the authority to add or modify them.

"From now on, before every giveaway, I will announce the system's gift list in advance, and everyone can vote to choose the one you want most!"

The system's gift list updated automatically every midnight, consisting of decorative or recreational items with no soul power offensive capabilities and no major scientific research value; their value lay primarily in play and collection!

Following the system's prompts, Chu Men added a gift list preview to the livestream room, complete with a voting function.

The viewers clicked one after another to view today's gift list:

Soul Guidance Rabbit Ear Accessory, Inversion Pen pendant, Clear Sky Hammer model, Mini Soul Power Lamp, Heaven Dou City Scenery Postcard...

There were hundreds of items in total, and the viewers were momentarily dazzled by the choices.

"Voting starts now. You have five minutes, and the item with the most votes will be today's prize."