Offering a Motorcycle to the Douluo World

Xiao Wu rubbed her sleepy eyes as she stepped out of the bedroom, tilting her little head in curiosity when she saw Chu Men's outfit.

She had seen Chu Men in his handsome black martial attire, and she had seen him in his flashy, gold-trimmed robes, but this strange, modern ensemble left her utterly astonished.

Her large, beautiful eyes scanned him up and down, as if she couldn't get enough of the sight.

"Weird Uncle, what are you wearing? It's so strange!"

Chu Men turned in front of the mirror and smiled with satisfaction.

"Up so early? What I'm wearing is called a Motorcycle Jacket. It's a fashion statement—not that a kid like you would understand!"

He took off his tactical gloves, smoothed out his hair, and adjusted the angle of his sunglasses.

"I'm heading to the academy for class. Do you want to come along?"

Xiao Wu looked uninterested. "Class? Is it the same as Nuoding Academy? That's so boring."

"Well, let's put it this way. I'm going to accompany Sister Erlong for her morning training—the kind where you fight. Want to come watch? It might be quite spectacular today!" Chu Men tempted her.

To Chu Men, a "dangerous, fragile item" like Xiao Wu was better kept by his side.

As soon as Xiao Wu heard there was a fight to be seen, she immediately perked up.

"To watch Weird Uncle get pinned to the ground and beaten by Sister Erlong? Yay! That sounds great!"

"Nani? You little brat, don't you run! Explain yourself—what do you mean by 'Weird Uncle getting beaten'? You little rascal, stand still!"

Chu Men rolled up his sleeves, ready to grab her.

Xiao Wu nimbly twisted her waist to dodge his claws, made a huge face at him, and stuck out her tongue as she ran off.

"Blehh~"

[You have to admit, the streamer's cosplay is pretty professional, though he doesn't look the part—a bit too green.]

[Good heavens, the emotionless killer has truly mastered the language of fashion. Sister Erlong is in danger!]

[Extra, extra! The triggered streamer is furious; why silence the innocent words of a child? Read today's Douluo Daily...]

Perhaps because of yesterday's rain, the morning mist hung over the streets like a thin veil.

The dawn had yet to break, and the hour was early, leaving a layer of cool, damp dew on the road.

Suddenly, the roar of a V-twin engine tore through the silence like a thunderclap.

The jet-black Harley Fat Boy broke through the mist, its wide front tire crushing the puddles from the night before and splashing up two silver arcs of water.

Chu Men was dressed in a classic Terminator getup; the black jacket outlined his solid frame, his sunglasses hid half his face, and the way he held the handlebars with one hand looked ridiculously cool.

On the front seat, the dainty and lovely Xiao Wu wore her signature scorpion braid, excitedly spreading her arms to greet the morning breeze.

Her pink skirt billowed in the wind, and her bell-like laughter carried far.

"Weird Uncle, go faster! Faster!"

[Holy crap, that engine sound is intense!]

[A Terminator with a little girl—what kind of divine composition is this?]

[Wait, is he actually driving? Western fantasy architecture paired with a Harley—this is too magical.]

Chu Men rode with gusto, the motorcycle cruising into Blue Tyrant Academy. The tires ruthlessly ground against the pavement, leaving behind a figure that drew the gaze of every passerby.

Unsurprisingly, the headline for Heaven Dou City tomorrow would once again feature this man.

Students practicing on the roadside were instantly stunned, their breakfast buns dropping to the ground without them even noticing.

"What on earth is that thing?"

"It's Teacher Chu Men! Did he invent a new Soul-Guided Device?"

"This look is way too cool! As expected of Teacher Chu Men!"

Since he was already famous, he might as well keep the momentum going!

Hearing the exclamations around him, Chu Men curled his lips into a smug smile. He deliberately slowed down, held the bars with one hand, and waved at the female students on the sidewalk with the other.

It immediately drew a chorus of screams:

"Teacher Chu Men is so handsome!"

"Teacher Chu, I'm going to your class today!"

"Teacher Chu, can you give me a ride?"

A few male students muttered sourly, "It's just a hunk of iron that moves. How env... that's just too much!"

Before they could finish, Chu Men slammed the throttle, and the motorcycle shot forward like lightning, leaving a trail of exhaust in its wake.

The male students were left coughing in the dust.

[The number one trendsetter of Heaven Dou City! The Harley motorcycle—you deserve it!]

[That's some hardcore advertising! But you have to say, this bike really does have a 'tough guy' vibe.]

The motorcycle roared as it sped down the street, leaving behind a trail of students who stopped in their tracks, staring in dumbfounded silence.

With a graceful flick of the tail, the car came to a steady halt in front of the cabin in the woods.

Chu Men killed the engine, elegantly removed his sunglasses, and was about to step out.

However, he caught sight of a crimson figure leaning against a broken tree trunk not far away.

It had to be said, this teacher of his, Liu Erlong, was truly punctual.

Ever since Chu Men, that catfish, had barged into Liu Erlong's life three months ago, it had completely shattered the perpetual resentment and self-pity that had long defined the beautiful woman's expression.

Chu Men's rapid growth had also caused this once-reclusive dean, who had been hiding in her wooden cabin in name only, to gradually become diligent.

A sliver of morning light filtered through the gaps in the leaves, spilling onto Liu Erlong; it not only highlighted the fluid lines of her Fire Dragon Battle Armor but also accentuated the vibrant spirit of its wearer.

Liu Erlong took a leap, jumping down from the tree with a heavy "thud," her metal boots leaving two shallow indentations in the hard bluestone ground.

She casually plunged the greatsword in her hand into the earth, the blade sinking more than half a foot deep.

"I thought you wouldn't dare to show up."

She raised an eyebrow, her gaze sweeping over Chu Men's Terminator attire, a flash of admiration crossing her eyes.

She then turned her gaze toward Xiao Wu, who was sitting in front of the motorcycle, the corners of her mouth lifting almost imperceptibly.

"Xiao Wu is here too!"

"Good morning, Sister Erlong!"

Xiao Wu called out sweetly.

Chu Men really couldn't stand the way this "mother and daughter" pair acted like sisters, so he stopped scanning the "ruins" around him and interjected:

"The two of us haven't eaten yet. Aren't you going to show some hospitality, Dean?"

"Xiao Wu, there's a cream cake in the house I made especially for you. It's fresh out of the oven, go ahead and eat."

Liu Erlong gave Xiao Wu a gentle smile, but when she turned her head back, her expression was filled with murderous intent.

"Chu Men!"

Before the words had even faded, a crimson sword aura whistled toward him!

Sister Erlong draws her sword faster than flipping a book, tsk tsk tsk!

Catching me off guard—decisive when it's time to strike!

Such a massive sword, Sister Erlong is mighty and imposing!

The angle of the sword aura was incredibly tricky; Chu Men would have believed it if someone said Liu Erlong had practiced it all night.

Looking at the mess of nearby houses and trees, Liu Erlong must have been venting quite a bit after obtaining the Fire Dragon Battle Armor last night!

The opponent was prepared; this was going to be a fierce battle!

Chu Men made up his mind... and turned to run!

Only a fool would try to go head-to-head with Liu Erlong while she was empowered by the Fire Dragon Battle Armor!

Chu Men was fast, his figure darting toward the depths of the forest like a ghost.

Liu Erlong flapped the dragon wings on her back, lifting herself lightly into the air with a cold sneer:

"Want to run? Do you think you can get away?"

The two figures, one in front and one behind, one on the ground and one in the air, sped away!

By the time Xiao Wu came out holding the large cake, wanting to share breakfast with Chu Men, the courtyard was already completely empty.

"Eh? Where did they go? Hmph! They promised I could be the audience!"

Xiao Wu stomped her foot, looked at the sweet cake in her hands, and indignantly buried her face into it, taking a huge bite.

"So sweet!"

She wouldn't save any for him; let that weird uncle go hungry!

One more bite!

After chewing a few times with her cream-covered mouth bulging, Xiao Wu pressed her little face back into the cake...

In the forest.

Chu Men relied on his nimble feet and swift pace to navigate the world!

Rugged paths, vegetation, dirt, and stone—he traversed them as if they were flat ground!

Unfortunately, his opponent was a damn aerial unit!