Cream Tactics, Smear It On Your Face!

A specially crafted explosive pack detonated between the two. Liu Erlong flapped her wings and retreated into the air in a disheveled state, while Chu Men crashed through three tree trunks before finally coming to a halt.

The massive damage was continuously converted into potent nourishment, and Chu Men's physical constitution steadily improved!

Refreshing!

After creating some distance, Chu Men no longer held back and began a direct, head-on assault!

He flipped his right hand, and a pitch-black, six-barreled Gatling gun appeared in his grip!

A half-man-tall ammunition box sat at his side, the golden bullets poised and ready under the sunlight!

"Sister Erlong, witness this move—Namu Gatling Bodhisattva!"

Chu Men slammed his finger onto the trigger!

"Da-da-da-da-da-da—"

The deafening roar of gunfire instantly tore through the tranquility of the entire forest!

The six barrels spun frantically, forming a dazzling ring of fire at the muzzle.

A dense torrent of bullets transformed into a metallic flood, pouring down upon Liu Erlong in the sky like an overwhelming storm.

What a conspicuous target!

Shell casings fell to the ground with a clatter like golden raindrops, and the scorching scent of gunpowder rushed straight to Chu Men's head.

He sniffed, feeling even more exhilarated!

Firearms, violence, output!

In a word: satisfying!

[Namu Gatling Bodhisattva... Amitabha! Monks are supposed to be compassionate!]

[Well done! Let these bumpkins see the true power of our technology!]

[As someone with terminal "insufficient firepower" syndrome, this is incredibly soothing!]

[Tang San: I've practiced hidden weapons for ten years, only to be outdone by your Gatling gun?]

[Emperor Chu Men declares once again: The heavens of the spirit master world have changed!!]

Seeing this, Liu Erlong's pupils constricted, and an expression of disbelief appeared on her face.

She instinctively raised her greatsword to block in front of her while channeling her full spirit power to condense three thick layers of flame shields across her body.

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding—"

Sharp, piercing sounds exploded in her ears.

The bullets actually penetrated her dragon flames and struck her Fire Dragon Battle Armor without mercy.

The dense clattering, the scattering sparks, and the immense impact force pushed Liu Erlong back repeatedly, leaving her teetering in the air.

Her dragon flame shield was no match for the metallic storm.

Moreover, as time passed, more and more bullets pierced through her defenses!

She had lived for over thirty years and had seen countless bizarre spirit skills.

Yet, she had never seen a Soul-Guided Device that required no spirit power or spirit skills, relying solely on pulling a trigger to unleash such devastating firepower!

It was simply inconceivable!

Chu Men was having the time of his life down below, laughing heartily:

"Sister Erlong, give me a straight answer—do you surrender or not!"

[Sister Erlong is shocked for the whole year!]

[Spirit power is a minor path; munitions are the true way!]

[With a barrel that thick, it's no wonder Sister Erlong can't handle it, hehe.]

Chu Men emptied the magazine and finally released the trigger.

The Gatling gun's barrels continued to spin at high speed, emitting faint white smoke and a subtle "hissing" sound as they cooled.

High above, Liu Erlong looked quite disheveled.

Less than two minutes of the metallic storm had already caused her significant trouble.

Her hair was disarrayed and plastered to her cheeks, her Fire Dragon Battle Armor was covered in bullet marks, and the hand gripping her greatsword was trembling slightly.

She stared fixedly at Chu Men, her eyes complex.

There was anger, shock, admiration, and a trace of indescribable emotion.

As a power-attack spirit saint with a top-tier martial soul, she quickly adapted to the power and rhythm of the Gatling gun.

The moment the bullets stopped, she immediately launched a counterattack.

Liu Erlong flapped her dragon wings, transforming into a streak of crimson lightning as she dove from the high altitude!

Her greatsword pointed straight at Chu Men, dragon flames burning madly along the blade to form a flame sword aura several meters long.

Wherever she passed, the air was scorched and distorted, and the falling leaves were reduced to nothingness.

Just at this critical moment!

"Weird Uncle, Sister Erlong, I'm here!"

A dainty voice suddenly rang out.

Chu Men, who was preparing to reinforce his defenses, and Liu Erlong, who was about to take revenge for the bullet, were both stunned and turned their heads at the same time.

They saw Xiao Wu holding an empty cake box, her mouth covered in snow-white cream, looking like an old man with a white beard as she ran over from the direction of the wooden house, waving her little hands excitedly!

"I finished the cake! Hurry up and fight, I want to see Weird Uncle get pinned to the ground and beaten by Sister Erlong!"

Chu Men: "..."

Liu Erlong: "..."

The tense, sword-drawn atmosphere couldn't help but loosen.

Chu Men caught sight of the thick cream on Xiao Wu's mouth, his eyes lit up, and a plan formed!

He immediately tossed the Gatling aside, raised his hands above his head, and began his routine of lying flat and giving up:

"I admit defeat, I surrender!"

Liu Erlong's greatsword stopped abruptly right in front of Chu Men's nose, the scorching sword qi blowing Chu Men's hair straight back.

Seeing Chu Men's spineless display, she was so angry that her teeth itched!

Such a promising talent, yet he played this trick every single time; it was truly... infuriating!

He even had the nerve to call it: "A real man knows when to bend and when to stretch!"

Pah!

How did she ever fall for a guy like this?

"Know when to cower now? Too late!"

Ignoring the fact that Xiao Wu was right there, Liu Erlong grabbed Chu Men by the collar and hoisted him up, saying with a mix of exasperation and disappointment, "Making me meow like a cat and using me to test your Soul-Guided Device, you were having quite a bit of fun, weren't you!"

Chu Men showed no fear; instead, he gave a cheeky grin and gestured with his chin toward her lower body:

"Sister Erlong, you should check your skirt first!"

Liu Erlong's heart skipped a beat.

Although this brat was a coward, he was despicable enough!

Ruining people's clothes was something he was a repeat offender at!

She subconsciously loosened her grip, looking down at her skirt in a panic.

However, she discovered that the Fire Dragon Battle Armor was covering her legs perfectly, without even a single crack.

She had been tricked!

Liu Erlong snapped her head up, only to see that Chu Men had already retreated several steps.

"You're playing me again!"

"Bingo! Correct, I'll reward you with a big cream gift package!"

Chu Men flashed an innocent smile and elegantly snapped his fingers!

In the open space between the two, a snow-white pyramid as tall as a person suddenly appeared!

"Boom!"

A sound that wasn't particularly loud, but extremely dull and viscous, rang out!

The next second, the snow-white cream pyramid exploded, and the white cream splashed in all directions like a tsunami.

The white wave engulfed everything in its path!

The first to bear the brunt was Liu Erlong, who was standing inches away and was drenched thoroughly!

Her hair, her face, and her Fire Dragon Battle Armor were all covered in thick cream.

Even her eyelashes were weighed down by two globs of white cream, making it impossible for her to open her eyes.

The once imposing Fire Dragon Battle Armor had now turned into a round, chubby "cream cake armor."

Looking like a snowman built in winter, it was indescribably comical.

Of course, Chu Men didn't escape unscathed; he had also turned into a cream-covered man.

But he didn't care; he even licked his lips with interest and smacked his mouth:

"Not bad, top-quality animal cream."

It had to be said, the cream A-Zheng sent over was truly sweet!

The unluckiest one of all had to be Xiao Wu, who had come to watch the fight.

Having finally arrived at the end of the action, she was just looking to enjoy the show when a massive glob of cream fell from the sky, landing squarely on her head.

Her black scorpion braid was plastered into a white pillar by the cream, and her face was covered in a thick layer as well, leaving only her large eyes blinking, looking both pitiful and hilarious.

The air froze once again.

The three cream-covered figures stared at each other with wide eyes, neither saying a word.

[Pfft, hahahaha! A massive public humiliation scene, I'm rolling on the floor laughing!]

[The streamer is truly a dog; that AOE mental damage didn't spare a single soul!]

[Streamer: I play for the thrills. Explosions are art, and cream is the truth!]

[Xiao Wu: Who did I offend? I just came to watch the fun and ended up as Cream Dance, boo-hoo~]

[Sister Erlong: You brat, you always manage to come up with some new tricks to pull on me!]

[Welcome everyone to enjoy: The Three White Turbid Ones...]

Even the usually poised Lin Xiaoyu couldn't hold it in anymore; she covered her small mouth, doubled over with laughter in the livestream.