Attempting to Curse to Death

Acting as the mouthpiece for Liu Erlong, Great Emperor Chu Men knew exactly what was going on!

Yu Yuanzhen, the leader of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and a Titled Douluo, was the pillar of the family; there was no way he would come here in person.

This old thing before him was, at most, a Soul Douluo!

So, why be polite?

Insulting him was the right move. It would be even better if he could be angered to the point of a cardiovascular rupture right on the spot... wouldn't that be wonderful?

Seeing Yu Yuanzhen fuming with rage, Yu Songtao immediately stepped forward to block him.

He looked Chu Men up and down, his eyes filled with disdain.

With his chin held high like a proud rooster, he sneered:

"What kind of thing are you to dare speak to an elder like that? A mere Soul Ancestor, nothing but a pretty boy hiding behind a woman's skirts!"

"Oh?"

Chu Men raised an eyebrow. Instead of getting angry, he flashed a cheeky, wretched grin.

"I'm a teacher at Blue Tyrant Academy, and I stand firmly behind our Dean. So what?

"If you've got the guts, go find yourself a sister as beautiful and capable as her! With that face of yours—like you were struck by lightning and trampled by a carriage—even the sows in the Sunset Forest wouldn't look at you! If you want to be a kept man, you should look in a mirror first..."

Just as Chu Men was getting into the swing of his insults, he noticed that the Dean didn't seem too pleased.

Liu Erlong's Tyrannosaurus-like gaze bore down on Yu Songtao, her tone carrying a bone-chilling coldness:

"Who did you say was a kept man?"

She wouldn't let anyone tarnish Chu Men's reputation so easily, even if she knew exactly what kind of person he was.

But he was her person!

Chu Men understood instantly. The wretched grin on his face froze as if someone had hit the pause button.

He took a giant step forward, planting himself firmly in front of Liu Erlong.

The playfulness on his face vanished, replaced by a murderous glare as he pointed at Yu Songtao's nose, spitting with every word:

"Who the hell are you calling a kept man? Get on your knees and apologize to me!"

Yu Songtao was stunned, staring at Chu Men with his mouth agape, unable to utter a single word for a long time.

How could this person... be this shameless?

He was actually even more shameless than him!

[Holy crap, the comments were right, the streamer is a total dog!]

[Great Emperor Chu Men: I can issue an edict of self-reproach, but others cannot insult me, or it is treason!]

[One protecting the husband, one protecting the wife—you two should just get married on the spot!]

Once Yu Songtao recovered, his face turned the color of a liver in his rage: "You! You..."

Chu Men suddenly realized that the younger one was the weak link.

If he could anger him to death, wouldn't that show off his skills even better than killing an old man?

Chu Men smoothly shifted his fire.

"I'm shameless?"

Chu Men sneered. Mimicking Yu Songtao's earlier gesture, he looked him up and down with utter contempt.

"I heard you call our Dean your cousin, did I hear that right? You're already half-buried in the dirt; I bet people would believe you were her grandfather!

"Tsk tsk tsk, look at yourself. Old, ugly, weak-spirited, eyes clouded, and reeking of sickness.

"No doubt about it—congenital kidney deficiency. A total waste!"

Yu Songtao was about to retort: "You..."

Chu Men didn't give him a chance to speak, continuing his bluff:

"Our Dean Erlong is already a level 79 Soul Saint. And you, you big garlic? Don't tell me you've spent half your life eating 'plain rice' only to end up a Soul Ancestor like me."

Liu Erlong glanced at Chu Men curiously: I'm a level 79? Since when?

Yu Zhentian looked at Liu Erlong with a hint of apprehension, his heart sinking heavily.

Yu Songtao's attention was entirely on the latter half of the sentence, and his arrogance turned into pure fury:

"I am a genuine Soul King, level 59! I'm about to break through to become a Soul Emperor!"

"Yo! So you're only a Soul King!"

Chu Men patted his chest, pretending to be shaken.

"You scared the hell out of me. With that swagger of yours, I thought you were a Titled Douluo.

"Turns out, you're only one rank higher than me. I don't even need to say it—I'm embarrassed for our Dean."

Chu Men turned his gaze back to Yu Zhentian:

"I'm telling you, the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan is going downhill. You dare bring this kind of trash out in public? Aren't you ashamed?"

"No wonder Sister Erlong doesn't want to go back. Look at the trash you've cultivated—none of you have much skill, yet you're all arrogant and act like you're the best in the world. The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's reputation is being dragged through the mud by people like you."

Chu Men grew more spirited as he spoke, his voice rising in volume, feeling an unusual sense of clarity today:

"Back then, you looked down on Sister Erlong for being an illegitimate daughter and drove her out of the clan."

"What? Now that you see she's developed the Lightning Soul-Guided Device and has some utility, you're shamelessly crawling back to snatch it? How pathetic can you get?"

"If you have the ability, go research it yourselves! If you don't, then get lost! Standing around here, if people didn't know better, they'd actually think you lot were some kind of big shots!"

"A bunch of sycophantic hypocrites, ptooey! You still have the nerve to call yourselves one of the Upper Three Sects? All of you, get the hell out of here!"

Liu Erlong looked at the straight back in front of her, her heart trembling violently.

There were some things she had held back for over a decade, things she had never said and would never say!

But that didn't mean she didn't care at all!

Today, someone had said them for her...

The ice in her eyes melted bit by bit, turning into scalding tears that welled up in her sockets.

She bit her lip hard, preventing the tears from falling.

"...The upper beam is crooked, so the lower ones are askew! Like elders, like juniors! I think this Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan is doomed!"

The torrent of words flowed in one breath, and after finishing, he took a sip of iced cola, feeling incredibly refreshed!

[Heart-stabbing! This critical hit is too exciting!]

[Streamer: Please call me the King of Trash Talk! The Great Prophet!]

[Sister Erlong is secretly smiling, I saw it! Screenshot taken and posted in the comments section!]

With every sentence Chu Men uttered, Yu Songtao's face turned a shade paler, until finally, his entire body was trembling!

Yu Tianzhen's fists creaked as he clenched them, his soul power leaking out uncontrollably, causing the nearby vegetation to rustle loudly.

He wished he could grind this blustering bastard into dust right now!

However, someone had already moved before him!

"I'll kill you!"

Yu Songtao could no longer hold back, roaring as his martial soul instantly possessed him!

Blue dragon scales crackled with violent arcs of electricity, covering his entire body in the blink of an eye!

Dragon Transformation!

This move was exactly what Yu Zhentian wanted.

He also wanted to see just how much weight this barking bastard actually carried!

Liu Erlong didn't make a move either, merely keeping her eyes locked on Yu Zhentian.

She also had great confidence in Chu Men!

Seeing his plan succeed, Chu Men was overjoyed.

Usually, he was in an asymmetrical battle against Liu Erlong and constantly getting beaten, but now he finally had a suitable opponent!

"Xiao Wu, stand back a bit, don't get blood on yourself!"

"Weird uncle, be careful!"

Xiao Wu shouted in concern before being pulled behind Liu Erlong.

"Powerful Inversion!"

"First Soul Skill, Thunder Dragon Claw!"

Yu Songtao roared, his electric claws covered in thick dragon scales reaching straight for Chu Men.