Bibi Dong wore a smile, but the fingers pinching Deng Tianxin's mouth were applying a little pressure. "You little brat, do you really think Big Sister won't hit you?"
Deng Tianxin shook his head frantically.
He understood now. This woman looked gentle and beautiful, but she was petty as could be.
He'd called her Auntie twice, and she'd held a grudge ever since.
He'd said she was a pedophile, and she'd chased him down without letting it go.
If he kept talking, she might really pull down his pants and spank him.
A wise man didn't fight when the odds were against him. He'd better give in first!
"Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!" Deng Tianxin pointed desperately at his mouth, which she was pinching, signaling for Bibi Dong to let go. His eyes practically spelled out the words "I surrender."
Bibi Dong narrowed her eyes and studied him for a moment before finally letting go.
Deng Tianxin gasped for breath several times, then raised his head and gave Bibi Dong his most obedient, harmless look. "Big Sister, I was wrong."
"What were you wrong about?"
"I shouldn't have called you Auntie."
"What else?"
"I shouldn't have said you were a pedophile."
"What else?"
"I shouldn't have said you were a pervert."
"What else?"
"I shouldn't have told the truth."
"..."
The air suddenly fell silent.
The instant Deng Tianxin finished speaking, his whole body stiffened. He'd been frantically plotting in his head how to farm fragments and deal with this future His Holiness the Pope, and while answering aloud, he hadn't paid attention. He'd blurted out what he really thought.
I'm done.
That was the first thought that crossed Deng Tianxin's mind.
It's all over.
That was the second.
He stiffly raised his head and saw that the smile had vanished from Bibi Dong's face, replaced by a calmness that made his hair stand on end.
Yes, calmness.
Not anger, not ferocity, but the suffocating calm before a storm.
"Tell...the...truth, is that it?" Bibi Dong repeated each word slowly, each one seeming to leap out of a ten-thousand-year-old ice cave.
"N-no, no, no!" Deng Tianxin shook his head like a rattle drum, his little hands waving frantically in front of him. "Sis—Big Sister, just listen to me! That's not what I meant—"
"Then what did you mean?" Bibi Dong bent down with a beaming smile and leaned close to Deng Tianxin, their faces so near their noses almost touched. "Are you saying all those apologies you just gave me were lies? Deep down, you still think I'm a perverted auntie?"
Deng Tianxin broke out in a cold sweat.
She wasn't wrong. Deep down, he really did still think that. But with things as they were, he couldn't admit it even if they beat him to death!
"How could that be?" Deng Tianxin forced out a smile uglier than a cry. "Big Sister, you're so young and beautiful. How could you possibly be an auntie? I really just misspoke. It was a slip of the tongue!"
"Oh?" Bibi Dong raised an eyebrow. "Then what did you mean by 'I shouldn't have told the truth'?"
"W-well..." Deng Tianxin's eyes darted about frantically. Suddenly, inspiration struck. "I meant that I shouldn't have said you were so beautiful! Right, that's it! I should've kept that kind of thing to myself. Saying it out loud makes me seem so shallow!"
Bibi Dong stared at his little face, flushed red with nerves, and fell silent for several seconds.
This little brat was pretty good at lying through his teeth.
But...
She suddenly reached out, grabbed Deng Tianxin by the back of his collar, and lifted him into the air.
"Hey, hey, hey—Big Sister, what are you doing?" Deng Tianxin's legs kicked wildly in midair like a little turtle scooped out of the water.
"What am I doing?" Bibi Dong wore a benevolent smile as she dangled him in the air with one hand. "Didn't you say I was a pervert? Then I'll show you just how perverted Big Sister can be."
"I didn't say you were a pervert! No, wait, that was before! I've already realized the error of my ways!" Deng Tianxin protested desperately.
"Too late."
Bibi Dong glanced around. There happened to be a flat boulder by the roadside, at just the right height. She carried Deng Tianxin over and sat down on it.
Then, under Deng Tianxin's horrified gaze, she flipped him over and laid him across her lap.
This position...
Deng Tianxin's pupils suddenly widened.
He knew this position all too well!
In his previous life, whenever he'd gotten into mischief as a child, his mom would pin him across her lap like this, and then...
Smack!
A crisp sound rang out along the path.
Deng Tianxin's expression froze.
S-she really hit him?
Smack!
Another one.
"That's for calling me Auntie!"
Smack!
"That's for saying I'm a pedophile!"
Smack!
"That's for calling me a pervert!"
Smack!
"That's for saying it was the truth!"
Bibi Dong scolded him as she spanked him, carefully controlling her strength.
She wouldn't really hurt Deng Tianxin, but she made sure his butt stung like fire.
Lying across Bibi Dong's lap, Deng Tianxin had entered a state of utter humiliation and rage.
Humiliation!
The height of humiliation!!
He was a transmigrator! A transmigrator with cheats! He had Innate Soul Power of level twenty! He'd awakened the God of Love Martial Soul! He was a man destined to become a god king!
And now an eighteen-year-old girl had pinned him across her lap and spanked him!
If word got out, where would Deng Tianxin's dignity be? What would the other gods think of him when he became a god?
"Well, if it isn't the God of Love? I hear Bibi Dong spanked you when you were six?"
"Not just that. They say she pinned him across her lap, pulled down his pants, and spanked him!"
No! Absolutely not!
He had to take this secret to his grave. No one could ever find out!
One day, he'd give this woman's kids a good spanking and make her understand that what goes around comes around.
After finishing, Bibi Dong set Deng Tianxin back on the ground.
Deng Tianxin rubbed his butt as he looked at Bibi Dong, silently cursing her and wishing that no man would ever want her in the future.
Bibi Dong folded her arms and looked at Deng Tianxin, who was still fuming. With a hearty laugh, she said, "You little brat, I want to take you on as my disciple. Are you willing?"
After giving Deng Tianxin a spanking, Bibi Dong felt refreshed. She'd never felt so good before.
Deng Tianxin rolled his eyes at Bibi Dong. "No. Who do you think you are? Do you think you're that lovesick Bibi Dong?"
"..."
The air fell silent once again.
The smile froze on Bibi Dong's face.
"What did you just say?" Bibi Dong's voice was so soft it was almost inaudible.
Deng Tianxin still hadn't realized how badly he'd messed up. Rubbing his butt, he muttered indignantly, "I said no. Who do you think you are..."
"Not that part," Bibi Dong interrupted, her gaze fixed on Deng Tianxin's face. "The part after that. What did you call me?"
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