Lanba Academy.
Yu Xiaogang pinched his fingers into an orchid gesture, mincing toward Liu Erlong with a coy, bashful air.
She looked Liu Erlong up and down, taking in that fiery, curvaceous figure, and clicked her tongue in wonder.
"Erlong, with a body like yours, did Brother Cao really never come looking for you?"
Her voice was shrill and thin.
"Tell me the truth. I won't blame you. If we can't be brother and sister, and we can't be husband and wife, being sisters is quite nice too!"
This creature had completely convinced herself she was a woman.
Ever since undergoing the gender-reassignment surgery, her mindset had undergone a cataclysmic transformation.
In the past, whenever he saw Liu Erlong, he would have lewd fantasies.
Now, she wanted an alliance—a sisterhood alliance, the kind where they would serve Brother Cao together.
Liu Erlong stared at her coldly, as if looking at a common housefly.
"I will say this one more time: no."
Yu Xiaogang refused to give up, blinking her eyes. "Is that for real? I've read plenty of books, don't try to fool me!"
The corner of Liu Erlong's mouth twitched slightly. Not only had this person changed her gender, but her brain had also rotted away.
Just as she was about to lash out:
"BOOM!!!"
Above the Sky Screen, golden light surged wildly! A brand-new image suddenly appeared!
The figure that emerged was a woman dressed in plain clothes, possessing a stunning face and an incredibly fiery physique.
It was none other than Liu Erlong herself!
[Combat Power Ranking, 11th Place: Liu Erlong.]
[Identity: Daughter of Yu Luomian of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Family, Dean of Lanba Academy.]
[Strength: Level 99 Titled Douluo.]
[Techniques: Yin-Yang Reincarnation Technique, Heavenly Demon Chaotic Dance.]
[Rewards: Teleportation Talisman ×8, can teleport to any location on the Douluo Continent; Spirit Power increased by one level; Divine Skill: Dragon King Tyrant Body, grants infinite stamina when cultivated to the highest realm.]
Yu Xiaogang's mouth hung wide open as she pointed at Liu Erlong. "Erlong! You really were lying to me! You... you actually also..."
She took a deep breath, the shock on her face rapidly transforming into sycophancy.
She lunged forward in a single bound, trying to grab Liu Erlong's hand, but was repelled by the golden pillar of light.
"Erlong! For the sake of our past friendship, pull your sister up!"
She pressed her palms together, pleading.
"Introduce me to Brother Cao! You and I are natural allies. Brother Cao has so many confidantes; it's easy to get bullied if you fight alone. With me here, our sisterhood can definitely secure a place in Brother Cao's harem!"
The more she spoke, the more excited she became, spittle flying everywhere. "I beg you, Erlong!"
"Shut up!" Tang San finally couldn't take it anymore and let out a roar, scaring Yu Xiaogang into retracting her head.
Yu Xiaogang looked aggrieved. "Old Flender, look at Little San, his temper is getting more and more explosive. You really should discipline him."
"Shut up!" Flender's face turned leaden; he wished he could kick this creature to death.
Back in the day, he and Yu Xiaogang had both fallen for Erlong. He had stepped aside to fulfill Xiaogang's wishes and even actively played matchmaker for them.
He had thought that now that Xiaogang had become a sister, he might finally have a chance to pursue Erlong.
He hadn't expected that Erlong wouldn't escape the clutches of that Brother Cao either. She really hadn't left him a single chance.
What a beast. How could he handle so many? Could he even keep up?
My Erlong!
Flender looked up to the heavens and sighed, his heart weeping without tears.
Zhao Wuji patted Flender's shoulder in sympathy. "Old Flender, grieve no more. There's nothing wrong with being a bachelor; women only hinder our ability to make money!"
Ma Hongjun and Oscar exchanged a glance. They were truly impressed by Brother Cao!
This Brother Cao was the absolute model of a man—the red flag at home never fell, while the colorful flags outside fluttered in the wind!
It made them want to cut themselves and defect to Brother Cao just like Yu Xiaogang.
Rebuild Shrek? Forget it!
Liu Erlong, however, had no time to pay attention to these distractions.
She bathed in the golden light, sensing the newly acquired Divine Skill in her mind: Dragon King Tyrant Body.
Cultivated to the highest realm, it granted infinite stamina.
The corners of her mouth slowly curled upward.
With infinite stamina, she would never have to worry about being defeated by Brother Cao again.
They could chat until the end of time, from sunrise to sunset, from dusk till dawn. Let's see which little hussy could compete with her now!
Haha!
The more she thought about it, the happier she became, her mouth stretching wider and wider.
Seeing her like this, Yu Xiaogang leaned in again: "Erlong, Erlong, give me a straight answer, will you? What are you thinking about? You're drooling!"
Liu Erlong snapped back to reality and instinctively wiped the corner of her mouth.
She glared at Yu Xiaogang: "What?"
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly said: "The alliance! And the introduction!"
Liu Erlong sneered: "Alliance my foot! I'm invincible in single combat now, why would I need to form an alliance with you?"
She paused, then added: "Introduce you? I'm afraid Brother Cao would beat me to death! With that face of yours, are you trying to disgust Brother Cao or me?"
Yu Xiaogang's face turned the color of liver instantly.
"Yu Xiaogang!!!" Tang Hao finally couldn't hold it back anymore. With a roar, he shook the very stone slabs of the martial arts arena.
The two of them shamelessly discussing such brazen topics was like rubbing salt into his wounds.
His Ah Yin had just been snatched away by Brother Cao, his sister had also followed Brother Cao, and now he had to listen to these two idiots discuss how to please Brother Cao.
Tang Hao's eyes turned red: "Disappear immediately, or I'll beat you to death!"
Yu Xiaogang shivered in fear and quickly stepped back a few paces: "Ugh, fine, I'm going, why are you shouting so... loud!"
He shrank his neck, suddenly remembered something, and turned to look at Liu Erlong: "Erlong, lend me a Teleportation Talisman. I'll go find Brother Cao myself."
Liu Erlong: "Get lost!"
With that, a Teleportation Talisman appeared in her hand, and she vanished into the passageway.
Yu Xiaogang curled his lips: "Fine, you're amazing, you're so high and mighty! I'll walk there myself. It's just Ye Family Fortress, right? I don't believe I can't find it!"
He swayed his waist and walked out of the arena with a seductive gait.
Tang San stood to the side, his face ashen, not saying a word.
His teacher had turned into a woman, his childhood sweetheart had followed Brother Cao, and the mother he had just acknowledged had also followed Brother Cao.
Could this world get any more absurd?
Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Family.
Seeing Liu Erlong on the list, Yu Yuanzhen let out a long sigh of relief.
A long-lost smile finally appeared on his stern face.
Before this, the two great empires, Spirit Hall, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, and even the Clear Sky Sect all had people on the list.
Only his Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Family had none, which had been driving him crazy.
Now that Erlong was on the list, he could finally set his mind at ease.
"Hahaha! Good!" Yu Yuanzhen slapped the armrest, "Luomian, you raised a good daughter!"
Yu Luomian was also full of excitement and hurriedly cupped his hands: "Brother, you flatter me! That girl Erlong has never been a cause for concern since she was little. Now that she's with Brother Cao, it's her good fortune!"
Yu Yuanzhen nodded, a sharp glint flashing in his eyes: "With this connection, why should my Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Family worry about not thriving in the future?"
The clansmen echoed his sentiments one after another, and the hall was filled with laughter and joy.
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