Blue Tyrant Academy.
Yu Xiaogang held up a delicate, orchid-like hand and sidled up to Liu Erlong.
She looked Liu Erlong's voluptuous figure up and down, clicking her tongue in amazement.
"Erlong, with a figure like yours, has Brother Cao really never made a move on you?"
Her voice was shrill.
"Tell me the truth. I won't hold it against you. We don't have to be siblings or spouses—we could be sisters instead!"
She had completely started thinking of herself as a woman.
Ever since her gender reassignment surgery, her mindset had changed beyond recognition.
Before, whenever she saw Liu Erlong, she'd let her imagination run wild.
Now she wanted to form an alliance—a sisterhood, the kind where they served Brother Cao together.
Liu Erlong looked at him coldly, as if she were staring at a fly.
"I'll say it again. No."
Yu Xiaogang wouldn't give up. She blinked at her. "For real? I've read plenty of books, so don't try to fool me!"
Liu Erlong's mouth twitched. Not only had this guy changed sexes, his brain had gone bad, too.
Just as she was about to lose her temper—
"BOOM!!!"
Golden light surged wildly across the Sky Screen! A brand-new image abruptly appeared!
It showed a beautiful woman in plain clothes, with an incredibly voluptuous figure.
It was Liu Erlong herself!
[Combat Power Ranking, Rank 11: Liu Erlong.]
[Identity: Daughter of Yu Luomian of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan; dean of Blue Tyrant Academy.]
[Strength: Level 99 Titled Douluo.]
[Techniques: Yin-Yang Reincarnation Technique, Heavenly Demon Chaotic Dance.]
[Rewards: 8 Teleportation Talismans, which can send her to any location in Douluo Continent; one level of Soul Power; divine skill: Dragon King Tyrant Body. At its highest level, it grants Infinite Stamina.]
Yu Xiaogang's mouth fell open as she pointed at Liu Erlong. "Erlong! You really were lying to me! You... you really did, too..."
She took a deep breath, and the shock on her face swiftly turned to obsequiousness.
She dashed forward to grab Liu Erlong's hand, but a golden pillar of light bounced her away.
"Erlong! For old times' sake, give your sister a hand!"
She clasped her hands together and begged.
"Introduce me to Brother Cao! You and I are natural allies. With so many beauties around Brother Cao, you could easily get bullied if you go it alone. With me by your side, we sisters can join forces and secure a place in Brother Cao's harem!"
She grew more and more excited as she spoke, spraying spittle everywhere. "Please, Erlong!"
"Shut up!" Tang San finally couldn't take it anymore and roared. Yu Xiaogang ducked her head back down in fright.
Yu Xiaogang looked aggrieved. "Boss Fu, look at Little San. His temper's getting worse and worse. Aren't you going to do something?"
"Shut up!" Flender's face was livid. He wished he could kick the guy to death.
Back then, both he and Yu Xiaogang had fallen for Erlong. He'd withdrawn to give Xiaogang a chance, and had even gone out of his way to bring the two of them together.
He'd thought that now Xiaogang had become one of the girls, he'd finally have a chance to pursue Erlong.
But Erlong hadn't escaped Brother Cao's clutches, either. He really hadn't been left even the tiniest chance.
What a beast! How could he handle so many women?
My Erlong!
Flender looked up at the sky with a long sigh, close to tears.
Zhao Wuji patted Flender sympathetically on the shoulder. "Boss Fu, try to take it in stride. There's nothing wrong with being a bachelor. Women only get in the way of making money!"
Ma Hongjun and Oscar exchanged a glance. They had to hand it to Brother Cao!
Brother Cao really was the model of a man: his home banner never fell, while colorful banners fluttered outside!
He made them want to cut themselves, too, and go join Brother Cao like Yu Xiaogang had.
Rebuild Shrek? Forget that!
Liu Erlong, however, had no time to bother with all the commotion.
Basking in the golden pillar of light, she felt the newly acquired divine skill, Dragon King Tyrant Body, in her mind.
At its highest level, it could grant Infinite Stamina.
The corners of her mouth slowly curled upward.
Infinite Stamina. She'd never have to worry about Brother Cao beating her again.
They could go at it until the end of time, from sunrise to sunset, from dusk till dawn. Let's see which little minx could compete with her now!
Ha!
The more she thought about it, the happier she became, and her grin grew wider and wider.
Seeing her like that, Yu Xiaogang sidled up again. "Erlong, Erlong, can you give me a straight answer already? What are you thinking about? You're drooling!"
Liu Erlong snapped back to her senses and instinctively wiped the corner of her mouth.
She glared at Yu Xiaogang. "What?"
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly said, "The alliance! And the introduction!"
Liu Erlong sneered. "Alliance, my ass! I'm invincible one-on-one now. Why would I need to team up with you?"
She paused, then added, "Introduce you? I'm afraid Brother Cao would kill me! With a face like yours, would you disgust Brother Cao, or me?"
Yu Xiaogang's face instantly turned the color of liver.
"Yu Xiaogang!!!" Tang Hao finally couldn't hold back. His roar shook the flagstones of the training grounds.
The two of them shamelessly discussing those indecent topics was like rubbing salt into his wounds.
Brother Cao had just stolen Ah Yin from him, and his younger sister had gone to Brother Cao, too. Now he had to listen to these two clowns discuss how to please Brother Cao.
Tang Hao's eyes were bloodshot. "Get out of here right now, or I'll beat you to death!"
Yu Xiaogang shuddered and hurriedly stepped back. "How rude! Fine, I'm going. Why are you shouting so—"
She hunched her shoulders, then suddenly remembered something and turned to Liu Erlong. "Erlong, lend me a Teleportation Talisman, would you? I'll go find Brother Cao myself."
Liu Erlong said, "Get lost!"
With that, a Teleportation Talisman appeared in her hand, and she vanished into the passageway.
Yu Xiaogang curled her lip. "Fine, you're so high and mighty! I'll walk there myself. It's just Ye Family Fortress, isn't it? I refuse to believe I can't find it!"
She swayed her hips and strode toward the edge of the grounds with a seductive gait.
Tang San stood off to the side, his face livid, without saying a word.
His teacher had become a woman, his childhood sweetheart had gone to Brother Cao, and the mother he'd only just recognized had gone to Brother Cao, too.
Could the world get any more absurd?
Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.
When Yu Yuanzhen saw Liu Erlong make the ranking, he let out a long breath of relief.
At last, a smile he hadn't worn in a long time appeared on his stern face.
Before this, people from the two great empires, Spirit Hall, the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, and even the Clear Sky Sect had made the ranking.
Only his Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan hadn't, and it had left him terribly anxious.
Now that Erlong had made the ranking, he could finally set his mind at ease.
"Hahaha! Good!" Yu Yuanzhen slapped the armrest. "Luomian, you raised a fine daughter!"
Yu Luomian was just as excited and hurriedly cupped his hands. "You flatter me, big brother! Erlong was never any trouble as a child. Now that she's with Brother Cao, it's a blessing for her, too!"
Yu Yuanzhen nodded, his eyes gleaming. "With this connection, how could our Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan fail to rise again?"
The clan members chimed in one after another, and the hall filled with laughter and celebration.