Douluo Cannon Fodder: Thanks for the Revenge Alliance Chat Group
Chapter 17

You Have the Tang Sect, I Have the Xiao Sect, Let's See Who's the True Lineage!

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Xiao Chenyu flew at high speed beneath the clouds.

The morning wind whistled past his ears, causing the hood of his gray robe to snap violently.

Holding the Xuantian Record he had fished out of Tang San's crotch through the fabric, his expression flickered repeatedly between disgust and ecstasy.

The Chat Group was already in an uproar.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Hahahahahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter! (/≧▽≦)/

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Avenger, you are a genius! A peerless genius! You are truly the most outrageous transmigrator I have ever seen!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Tang San kneeling on the ground, slapping himself while cursing his father as a dog—I have to screenshot that scene to use as the Chat Group cover! It's killing me, hahaha!!! (≧∀≦)ノ

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Tang San is silly! Tang San is stupid! Tang San slaps himself! Hahaha! (-^〇^-)

[Goddess of Life]: To be honest, this is the first time I have seen the Sea God look so humble.

[Goddess of Life]: In the future I know, Tang San was always the one standing high above, looking down on others; he always maintained a composed posture of having everything under control.

[Goddess of Life]: If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed he could kneel on the ground and slap himself.

[Goddess of Life]: Pfft ( ̄y▽ ̄)~* covers mouth to giggle

[Goddess of Life]: Chenyu, how on earth did you manage it?

[Goddess of Life]: Although Tang San is young, with the mental fortitude of someone who has lived two lives, he shouldn't have given in so easily.

[God of Destruction]: The reason Tang San displayed such a posture likely has to do with his previous life.

[God of Destruction]: Chenyu most likely exploited his obsession with the Tang Sect, the deepest weakness in that transmigrator's soul.

Xiao Chenyu laughed out loud as he read the group messages while flying.

He flipped his body in the air, switching to a supine position to fly for a while.

As expected of the God of Destruction, he saw through the key point at a glance.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Godfather is truly wise.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I simply exploited Tang San's inability to let go of the emotions from his past life.

To others, the two words "Tang Sect" were just a name.

To him, however, they were an inseparable nostalgia that had weighed on his heart for five years.

As long as those two words were dangled in front of him, he would naturally lose his composure.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Coupled with the Potent Hallucinogenic Powder my old man gave me, it was a two-pronged attack; a Tang San whose body is that of a five-year-old child simply couldn't withstand it.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Come to think of it, I really have to thank my dad; the potency of that hallucinogenic powder is truly fierce.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Before I left, he said it could knock out a century-old soul beast. I thought he was bragging, but it seems the old man was telling the absolute truth.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Your dad is the real MVP. Go back and give City Lord Xiao an extra chicken leg! No, an entire roasted chicken!

[Xiao Chenyu]: But then again, that guy Tang San actually hid the copied Xuantian Record in his crotch.

[Xiao Chenyu]: When I took it from his hands, I almost couldn't keep a straight face.

What kind of brain circuit leads someone to think of that as a hiding spot?

Even if you want to keep it close to your body, that's not how you do it, right?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Pfft hahaha, hiding a secret manual in your crotch—I couldn't keep a straight face at your expression of disgust either! (≧∀≦)

[Goddess of Life]: ...Good child, remember to wipe it with alcohol before flipping through it when you get back, um... wipe it a few more times.

[God of Destruction]: Stop discussing the crotch.

[God of Destruction]: Have you read the contents of that Xuantian Record?

Xiao Chenyu reined in his laughter a little.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I flipped through the first few pages, still reading.

To be honest.

Compared to the top-tier cultivation techniques of other fantasy worlds, this thing is indeed a bit lacking.

After all, the cultivation system of the Douluo Continent is severely lopsided, relying entirely on martial souls to hold the stage.

But in this world, the Xuantian Record is definitely a rare treasure.

It records the six great unique skills of the Tang Sect: Xuantian Skill, Mysterious Jade Hand, Purple Demon Eye, Crane Controlling Dragon Capturing, Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, and Hundred Explanations of Hidden Weapons.

Especially the Purple Demon Eye and Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track—one trains spiritual power and the other trains movement techniques; they are simply unique skills born for actual combat.

Not to mention that the Xuantian Skill can also assist in soul power cultivation.

In the Douluo Continent, this thing is equivalent to adding a cultivation accelerator for soul masters.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Guess what I'm thinking right now?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: What, what? (ʘ̆ωʘ̆)

[Xiao Chenyu]: I'm thinking, since the Xuantian Record is in my hands, why can't I establish a force to rival the Tang Sect?

[Xiao Chenyu]: Let's call it the "Xiao Sect"!

Tang San, who dreamed of restoring the glory of the Tang Sect, would certainly want to rebuild the Tang Sect in the future.

Only to discover that the entire continent knew Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track and Mysterious Jade Hand were the signature moves of the "Xiao Sect."

They were the ones who were the plagiarists!

Just imagining that scene was thrilling.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Holy crap!!!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Avenger, this move of yours is too ruthless!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Walk Tang San's path so he has nowhere to go! Intercepting his opportunities wasn't enough; you're even pre-registering his sect!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: What do you call this? This is a preemptive dimensional reduction strike on the industrial chain! ₍ᐢ๑̯๑ᐢ₎

[Will of Douluo Planet]: I can't even imagine the look on Tang San's face in the future! ٩(๑>◡<๑)۶

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Xiao Sect! Tang San will be pissed to death!

[God of Destruction]: Establishing a sect is no child's play. Do you have enough manpower and resources?

[God of Destruction]: A ten-year-old child wanting to start a sect—who would believe it if word got out?

[God of Destruction]: Even if you have the Xuantian Record, without sufficient influence and territory, it is nothing more than a castle in the air.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Thank you for the reminder, Godfather, but rest assured, I don't intend to hang the sign just yet.

Starting a sect at ten years old would indeed be insane.

[Xiao Chenyu]: But the plan can be prepared in advance.

[Xiao Chenyu]: The techniques are ready, the name is ready, and all that remains is to wait for the right time to officially put it into operation.

Xiao Chenyu's idea was actually quite simple.

Take, for example, the four single-attribute clans that joined the Tang Sect in the original work—the Strength Clan, the Defense Clan, the Speed Clan, and the Break Clan.

They were suppressed by Spirit Hall and had ties to the Haotian Sect, remaining in a semi-exiled state until Tang San established the Tang Sect.

They had the manpower and the expertise.

Blacksmiths, architects, pharmacists, scouts—they had every trade covered; they were practically a ready-made startup team.

If he could recruit them before Tang San did... then when Tang San wanted to build the Tang Sect, he would only be able to hire a bunch of interns and train them from scratch.

[Goddess of Life]: This idea is indeed excellent.

[Goddess of Life]: The reason Tang San was able to establish the Tang Sect in the future was by relying on the peerless arts within the Xuantian Record as the foundation of his sect.

If Chenyu could occupy this path before him, his destiny would inevitably be further weakened.

Without the blessing of the Tang Sect's destiny, half of his foundation on the Douluo Continent would be gone.

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