Er Ming the Titan Giant Ape Joins the Chat Group, Start Your Pitiable Performance

[Goddess of Life]: Speaking of which, Chenyu, if you find a girl you like in the future, you must let your godmother take a look. I hear that normal parents always vet their children's partners.

[Goddess of Life]: I want a grandson or granddaughter, too. Xiao Zi, you think so too, right? @God of Destruction (✿◡‿◡)

[God of Destruction]: ...

[Xiao Chenyu]: ...

[Xiao Chenyu]: Godmother, how have you started worrying about this already? I'm ten years old! Isn't being pressured to marry bad enough? Now I'm being pressured to have kids?

[Goddess of Life]: Isn't it only natural for parents to worry about their child's marriage?

[Goddess of Life]: Right, Xiao Zi?

[God of Destruction]: Mm.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Godfather, what is that single "Mm" supposed to mean? Shouldn't you be helping me out right now? Blink if you're being threatened by Godmother!

[Goddess of Life]: Xiao Zi?

[God of Destruction]: ...Listen to your godmother.

[Goddess of Life]: See? I told you. (￣y▽￣)~* Covers mouth to giggle

[Xiao Chenyu]: ...

[Xiao Chenyu]: Whipped!

[God of Destruction]: What did you say?

[Xiao Chenyu]: I said Godfather is truly the model husband of the God Realm. The spokesperson for good husbandly virtues in the God Realm—you and Godmother are a match made in heaven!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Hahahahahaha! The Avenger is a coward, he folded in a second! Even his flattery is dripping with a desperate will to survive! (≧∀≦)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: By the way, seriously, Avenger, do you want a wife?

[Xiao Chenyu]: That's enough out of you!

Xiao Chenyu had a vein throbbing on his forehead.

Once this Douluo Planet character started her nonsense mode, there was no end to it.

If he didn't cut her off, she would list every single woman she knew who had undergone human transformation.

However, the moment he sent that message, a brand-new system notification suddenly popped up on the chat group panel.

[Ding! Titan Giant Ape has joined the Avengers Chat Group!]

Xiao Chenyu's fingers froze in mid-air.

"Titan Giant Ape?"

He stared wide-eyed at the striking system notification on the screen, his mind racing.

"Being able to join the Avengers Chat Group means the Titan Giant Ape is also a victim who was screwed over by Tang San."

"I just wonder which period this Titan Giant Ape is from. Is it from the time he sacrificed himself for Tang San?"

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Ooh, a newcomer! Welcome, welcome! ٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Since Tang San's luck plummeted earlier, the chat group unlocked a portion of its power, just enough to pull in a new member.

[Titan Giant Ape]: It seems your stunt against Tang San last time, Avenger, had an immediate effect.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: By the way, Avenger, you don't need to worry about the hassle of welcoming newcomers. The chat group automatically instills the background and context into new members, so you don't have to explain it every time.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: The Group Master was very thoughtful when designing this feature. ʕ•͈⚇•͈ʔ

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Group Master! Amazing!

[God of Destruction]: Titan Giant Ape? That ape? Isn't he one of Tang San's lackeys?

[Goddess of Life]: Well, there must be a reason he was able to join the Avengers Chat Group.

[Goddess of Life]: No matter who it is, as long as they have been harmed by Tang San, they are our companion.

[Goddess of Life]: In any case, welcome to the group, new friend.

Sure enough, a second later, a simple and boisterous voice exploded in the group.

[Titan Giant Ape]: Avenger! Which one of you is the Avenger?

[Titan Giant Ape]: Please, save Sister Xiao Wu! Make her stay away from Tang San. That scum Tang San isn't worthy of being with Sister Xiao Wu at all!!!

[Titan Giant Ape]: I'm kneeling before you. I'm truly at my wit's end—you're the only one I can turn to for help!!!

Xiao Chenyu looked at the string of exclamation marks on the screen, stunned by the sheer urgency radiating from them.

Sister Xiao Wu?

The only one who would call her that was the Forest King of the Star Dou Great Forest—the Titan Giant Ape, Er Ming.

He and the Azure Bull Python, Da Ming, were known as the two great guardians of Xiao Wu.

The Titan Giant Ape was the most loyal companion to Xiao Wu, a hundred-thousand-year soul beast who had transformed into human form, within the Star Dou Great Forest.

The Titan Giant Ape was a simple, honest, and immensely powerful brute, yet in front of Xiao Wu, he was always in "Little Brother Er Ming" mode.

However, he wasn't quite sure which timeline this Er Ming was from.

Was it the hundred-thousand-year soul beast era before he became a god, or the god official era after he had been hanging out with Tang San?

Before he could even ask, the Will of Douluo Planet jumped in first.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Ahem. New guy, don't you know the rules? (ºOº)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: When asking an Avenger for a favor, don't you have any idea what the first thing you should do is?

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Red packet! Red packet! Red packet!

[Titan Giant Ape]: Red packet? What red packet? I don't know...

[Will of Douluo Planet]: It's a greeting gift for the Avenger! You're asking for a favor without bringing a gift, aren't you ashamed? (╬◣д◢)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: This is a fine tradition of our Chat Group!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: I, Destruction, Life, and Little Spider have all sent red packets to the Avenger. You figure it out yourself; you can't break the rules.

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: No red packet! No saving Xiao Wu! o(´^｀)o

Xiao Chenyu watched as the Will of Douluo Planet and the Human-Faced Demon Spider sang in harmony to demand a red packet on his behalf, his expression turning strange.

Good grief, this Will of Douluo Planet fellow was even better at handling things than he was.

He didn't even have to open his mouth to ask for a red packet; these two said it all for him.

But honestly, this feeling of being treated like the group's favorite... it was actually quite satisfying!

[Titan Giant Ape]: I'll give! I'll give! As long as you can save Sister Xiao Wu, I'll give whatever you want!

[Ding! Titan Giant Ape has sent you a red packet: "Titan God Blood Bead x3"!]

[Titan Giant Ape]: This seems to be all I can do for now.

[Titan Giant Ape]: These are Titan God Blood Beads condensed from my own bloodline. Consuming one can significantly improve your physical constitution; each person can only consume one.

[Titan Giant Ape]: Of course, there is also a chance it will resonate with your own martial soul, causing it to awaken the Titan bloodline and mutate.

The moment Xiao Chenyu saw the red packet, his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

God blood!

Three drops of god blood!

Being able to produce god blood meant that this Er Ming had at least reached the god level.

This wasn't the Titan Giant Ape from the hundred-thousand-year soul beast era, but a god-official-level Titan Giant Ape that had already stepped into the divine rank and condensed divine power.

He quickly analyzed the situation in his mind.

It seems this Er Ming is the Titan Giant Ape after he became a god.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Er Ming, I have received the red packet. This is a fine greeting gift; I'll keep it in mind.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Also, calm down for a moment. Take a deep breath, though I suppose you don't really need to breathe in your current state.

[Xiao Chenyu]: But regardless, take your time. Tell me your story, and tell me what happened to Xiao Wu.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Right, right, right. Come on, the stage is yours. Tell your story; it's time for your sob story segment! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧