Xiao Wu Transforms! Knocking Her Out and Taking Her Home to Tame Isn't Impossible!

[Titan Giant Ape]: Xiao Wu has transformed? Avenger, I beg you, please go quickly. I'm kneeling before you—you must not let Tang San get near Xiao Wu!

[Titan Giant Ape]: After transforming, Xiao Wu's first stop will definitely be a human city. She doesn't understand anything and knows nothing about human society. She'll be tricked by Tang San; he's the best at deceiving people!

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Transform! Transform! Snatch Xiao Wu! Snatch Xiao Wu! Get there before Tang San!

[God of Destruction]: Your opportunity has arrived.

[Goddess of Life]: After transforming, Xiao Wu has lost all her cultivation and is no different from an ordinary human girl. This is the best time to make contact.

[God of Destruction]: Just proceed according to the original plan.

[Goddess of Life]: Chenyu, Xiao Wu has just transformed. She knows nothing about the rules of the human world, and she is actually very anxious inside.

Be gentle when you approach her; don't frighten her.

Xiao Chenyu looked at the messages in the group, took a deep breath, and forced himself to calm down.

His mind was exceptionally clear at this moment.

He had to reach Xiao Wu before Tang San and gain her trust.

This would significantly weaken Tang San's destiny.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Everyone, don't be so hasty. There's a key problem: how do I get Xiao Wu to trust me and willingly come with me?

[Xiao Chenyu]: She may have lost all her cultivation, but she isn't a fool.

A soul beast that lived in the Star Dou Great Forest for one hundred thousand years and then transformed would have a wariness of strange humans carved into her very bones.

Once a transformed soul beast's identity is exposed, they are hunted by human soul masters for their rings and bones.

She knows this better than anyone.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I can't just run up to her and say, "Hello, I'm here to save you, please come with me and don't talk to a guy named Tang San ever again." She'd kick me away instantly.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Kick you away? Avenger, you're underestimating yourself too much.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: You're at least a level 23 Great Soul Master now. Xiao Wu has zero cultivation after just transforming; how could she possibly kick you away?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: If anyone is doing the kicking, it'll be you grabbing her ankle and pinning her to the ground—

[Xiao Chenyu]: Stop! Are you implying I should use force against her?

[Titan Giant Ape]: Absolutely not! Transformed Xiao Wu is very fragile. If you hurt her, I'll never forgive you!

[Xiao Chenyu]: So the problem returns to the start: how do I make her trust me?

I can't use force, I can't just talk my way through it, and she might not appreciate it even if I'm sincere.

The group fell into a heated discussion.

The Will of Douluo Planet proposed three or four plans, all of which were vetoed by the God of Destruction.

The Titan Giant Ape suggested a plan, felt it wasn't good enough, and retracted it.

The Human-Faced Demon Spider spent the whole time repeating the words "Snatch Xiao Wu," offering no constructive advice.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: I have a good idea. Avenger, just tell her that Er Ming sent you to pick her up.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: You know about Er Ming's existence anyway, so this identity isn't entirely a lie!

[God of Destruction]: Too many loopholes.

[God of Destruction]: Xiao Wu isn't a fool. Er Ming is a one-hundred-thousand-year soul beast; under normal circumstances, it's impossible for him to cooperate with humans.

[God of Destruction]: If you say you were sent by this monkey, her first question will be, "Why didn't Er Ming come to find me himself?" How will you answer that?

[Goddess of Life]: That is true. At this moment, the Titan Giant Ape is still in the Star Dou Great Forest.

[Titan Giant Ape]: Let me think... let me think hard...

[Titan Giant Ape]: I've got it!

[Titan Giant Ape]: Avenger, don't you still have two Titan God Blood Beads? You can use those!

[Titan Giant Ape]: My bloodline aura is on my God Blood Beads. Xiao Wu grew up with me; she's more familiar with my aura than anything else.

As soon as she senses the aura on the Titan God Blood Bead, she'll know you aren't a bad person, or at least that you have a connection to me.

Just say that this God Blood Bead is a token I gave you to escort her to the human world.

Although I can't leave the core area myself, I can help her this way.

Xiao Wu might actually believe this story!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: That's right, the Titan God Blood Bead! Xiao Wu has lost all her cultivation, but her Soft-Boned Rabbit instincts are still there. There's no way she wouldn't recognize Er Ming's aura! ٩(๑＞◡＜๑)۶

[Xiao Chenyu]: Uh... to be honest, I think this story still has some big holes.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Er Ming, if you were really worried about Xiao Wu, why wouldn't you send a ten-thousand-year soul beast to escort her instead of entrusting a human child? It doesn't make much logical sense.

[Titan Giant Ape]: Then what do I do? I really can't think of a better way!

He was a muscle-bound brute; when it came to using his brain, he wasn't even as good as Da Ming.

"..."

Fine, Er Ming was a lost cause.

Xiao Chenyu fell silent for a moment, his mind rapidly deducing the feasibility of several different plans.

None of them were foolproof.

But time waited for no one.

Once Xiao Wu completed her transformation, she could leave the core area at any moment.

If she followed the original plot and headed toward Nuoding City, only to encounter Tang San at the academy gates, then it would be too late for everything.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Forget it, let's go with what Er Ming said. I'll use the Titan God Blood Bead as a token to steady her first, at least to let her know I'm not a spirit master here to hunt her, but someone connected to Er Ming.

[Xiao Chenyu]: As long as I can secure a foundation of trust during our first meeting, I can adapt to whatever happens afterward.

[Xiao Chenyu]: If that doesn't work—

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Then execute Plan B: knock her out and bring her home for some proper training! (≧▽≦)ﾉ

[Titan Giant Ape]: No! You absolutely cannot lay a hand on Sister Xiao Wu!!!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: I said knock her out, not injure her.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: How can knocking someone out be considered violence? Knocking her out is a form of emergency first aid born of love, a benevolent, forced protection.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: To prevent her from being deceived by Tang San, this is a necessary sacrifice. You sacrifice Xiao Wu's temporary consciousness in exchange for her lifelong happiness!

[Xiao Chenyu]: ...Don't worry, Er Ming. Plan B was suggested by the Will of Douluo Planet, not me.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Unless it's an absolute last resort, I won't use force against Xiao Wu.

[Titan Giant Ape]: ...I'll trust you for now.

[Titan Giant Ape]: But you must promise that you will absolutely, positively never harm Sister Xiao Wu.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I promise.

Xiao Chenyu closed the Chat Screen.

The morning breeze whistled past his ears, yet his mind was clearer than it had ever been.

A year of planning had all been for this very moment.

Nuoding Academy was already an asset under his father's name.

Now, everyone from top to bottom in the academy bore the surname Xiao, and even the gatekeeper was a man arranged by the City Lord Mansion.

The rules had been changed, the dormitories had been reassigned, and the work-study student system had been adjusted.

Even if Tang San arrived at Nuoding Academy according to the original plot, what awaited him wouldn't be the welcoming ceremony from the book, but a brand-new, meticulously designed "Xiao Family Custom Edition" orientation process.

And as for Xiao Wu, she must never be allowed to run into Tang San at the academy gates.

He had to intercept her before she even entered Nuoding City.

"Regardless of anything else, I should go home and have breakfast first. I've got a long journey ahead, and I won't be able to catch a rabbit on an empty stomach."

"I also need to tell Mom and Dad that I'm heading out on a long trip again, so they don't worry."