The God of Destruction and the Goddess of Life Acknowledge Me as Their Godson, God-King Level Godparents!

Xiao Chenyu proposed two courses of action against Tang San.

Plan A: Wait for the rabbit to hit the tree, waiting for him to deliver himself to the door.

Plan B: Take the initiative, and go give him a "big warm welcome."

The chat group went quiet for a few seconds, then a message popped up.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: This question... each has its pros and cons.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Logically speaking, while his wings are still unformed is the best time to deal with Tang San.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Right now, he hasn't even awakened his martial soul; he's just a little brat who only knows how to swing a hammer!

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Beat him! Now! Immediately! Right away! Charge over there!

[God of Destruction]: I disagree.

[God of Destruction]: Tang San is currently the Child of Destiny. Since we cannot kill him, there is no need to be so anxious.

[God of Destruction]: Rather than rushing to beat him up just to vent, it is better to cut off his path at the root—intercept his opportunities, walk his path, and leave him with nowhere to go!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Oh? Good idea! (✧ω✧)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: This baby knows exactly what opportunities Tang San will encounter in the future and what treasures he will obtain!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: If the Avenger can get their hands on these things one step ahead... then Tang San's growth rate will definitely be greatly reduced!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: When the time comes, let's see what he uses to become a god, haha!

[Goddess of Life]: Little Purple's line of thinking is excellent.

[Goddess of Life]: Seizing his opportunities and cutting off his support is the most effective way to weaken the luck of a Child of Destiny.

[Goddess of Life]: Rather than a head-on collision, it is better to draw the firewood from under the cauldron.

Xiao Chenyu's eyes lit up, his train of thought suddenly opening wide.

As expected, when it comes to dealing with Tang San, these big shots are all highly experienced.

He typed rapidly.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Simply put—steal his opportunities, ruin his persona, steal his wife, and weaken his luck!

[Xiao Chenyu]: Four-pronged approach, a comprehensive strike with no blind spots!

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Steal! Steal! Steal! Hahahaha! Tang San will be pissed to death! Pissed to death! Pissed to death!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: That's so savage, hahahaha! (≧∀≦)

[God of Destruction]: Killing the person and attacking the heart.

[Goddess of Life]: ...Steal his wife?

[Goddess of Life]: Are you referring to Xiao Wu?

[Xiao Chenyu]: Uh, cough cough.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I just said it out of habit, really, purely for the sake of rhyming.

Xiao Chenyu slapped himself across the mouth.

Damn it.

He had blurted out a crude joke, forgetting that the group included the dignified and elegant Goddess of Life.

This was like swearing in front of an elder; the level of awkwardness was maxed out.

[Goddess of Life]: Sigh, Xiao Wu is also a child who has been deeply misled and brainwashed by Tang San.

[Goddess of Life]: If possible, let her also break free from Tang San's control and walk a path that truly belongs to her.

[Xiao Chenyu]: ???

Xiao Chenyu stared at the Goddess of Life's message with a strange expression.

Wait.

Does this mean—

[Xiao Chenyu]: Are you... agreeing with me stealing Tang San's wife?

[Goddess of Life]: No, it is salvation!

[Goddess of Life]: As for how you interpret it, that is your problem. Of course, it also doesn't hinder you from extending that to Tang San's mother and friends.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: ...

[God of Destruction]: ...

[Xiao Chenyu]: ...

"Hiss!!!"

Good heavens.

So the Goddess of Life was the most ruthless one of them all!

Is this the legendary "gentle knife"?

Understood, understood.

Xiao Chenyu hurriedly changed the subject; he could not continue speeding in such a dangerous direction.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Right, you two... cough cough, you two big shots.

[Xiao Chenyu]: I currently have two martial souls. Which one should I prioritize cultivating? Do you have any suggestions?

[Goddess of Life]: I suggest you prioritize cultivating the Destruction Demon Wolf King martial soul.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Is there a reason for that?

[God of Destruction]: Because there are no soul beasts with the destruction attribute on Douluo Planet, but there are powerful life-attribute soul beasts.

[God of Destruction]: Little Green believes your life-attribute martial soul can have a higher potential ceiling on Douluo Planet.

[God of Destruction]: Of course, I also agree with her assessment.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Ta-da! The Douluo Encyclopedia has arrived! (｡•̀ᴗ-)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: I can testify! On the current Douluo Planet, soul beasts possessing the destruction attribute have gone completely extinct.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Naturally, this is because the destructive power of the destruction attribute is too great, making it difficult for young soul beasts to be conceived.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Soul beasts with the lower-tier annihilation attribute still exist, known as Rouge Dragons, but they are extremely rare.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: As for powerful life-attribute soul beasts, the choices are plentiful!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: For example, the 100,000-year Blue Silver Emperor, the 500,000-year Emerald Swan, and even various immortal herbs that are treasures of heaven and earth!

Xiao Chenyu suddenly realized.

Douluo Planet lacked powerful destruction-attribute soul beasts but possessed many top-tier life-attribute soul beasts.

Overall, the Life God Spider Emperor had a higher development ceiling on Douluo Planet and a promising future.

Therefore, the correct strategy was to first cultivate the Destruction Demon Wolf King to build a solid foundation.

Once there was an opportunity in the future, he could then have the Life God Spider Emperor directly absorb more powerful life-attribute soul rings.

Perfect.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Understood.

[Xiao Chenyu]: But since Douluo Planet has no destruction-attribute soul beasts, how should I cultivate my Destruction Demon Wolf King martial soul?

[God of Destruction]: You only need to absorb soul beasts with relatively powerful destructive force.

[God of Destruction]: Such as the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger, the Evil Demon Orca King, the Titan Giant Ape, the Dark Gold Terrorclaw Bear... and so on.

[God of Destruction]: Additionally, once the chat group permissions are upgraded, you can obtain the origin of destruction directly from me, at which point your destruction attribute will naturally undergo further transformation.

[Goddess of Life]: I can give you the origin of life as well~

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Ohohoho! By then, Avenger, you might become the possessor of both the Life and Destruction god positions!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Dual God King level! Are you happy? Are you excited? ⸜(>ᰔ<)⸝

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Become a god! Amazing! Go for it! Beat Tang San!

"!!!"

Xiao Chenyu widened his eyes.

His pupils shook.

Damn... I have reason to suspect the Goddess of Life and the God of Destruction are just feeding me empty promises.

He muttered to himself.

But—

This promise smells way too damn good!

Dual god positions of Life and Destruction!

That was the dual God King level!

Destruction and life could even fuse into the legendary power of creation.

The combat power was described as surpassing the God King level, approaching or reaching the level of a Creation God.

That was power on par with the Dragon God!

It was even more fierce than Tang San's dual god positions of Sea God and Asura God!

What kind of concept was this?

It was equivalent to others still taking their driving tests while he was already piloting a Gundam.

Gulp!

Xiao Chenyu swallowed hard, then typed into the group with trembling fingers.

[Xiao Chenyu]: @God of Destruction, @Goddess of Life.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Um... you two big shots.

[Xiao Chenyu]: Are you looking to adopt a godson?

[God of Destruction]: ???

[Goddess of Life]: Pfft! (￣y▽￣)~* Covers mouth to stifle a giggle.

[Goddess of Life]: Child, you are truly amusing.

[Goddess of Life]: However, Little Zi and I have no children, which has always been a regret of ours. If you wish, you may call me Mother~

Xiao Chenyu froze for a second upon seeing this message.

And then—

[Xiao Chenyu]: Mother!!!

Without a moment's hesitation.

Righteously and confidently.

What a joke, this was a God King for a godmother!

Never mind a godmother; even if it meant being a foster younger brother, it would still be a massively profitable deal!

[God of Destruction]: Little Green...

The mood of the God of Destruction was clearly complicated.

The fundamental opposition between life and destruction meant that although they had loved each other for countless years, they had never been able to have children of their own.

This was the lifelong regret of his and Little Green's, as well as their deepest pain.

[Goddess of Life]: Little Zi, from today on, Xiao Chenyu is our foster son (｡•̀ᴗ-)

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Avenger, hurry up and call him foster father!

[Xiao Chenyu]: Foster Father!

[God of Destruction]: ...

[God of Destruction]: I understand.

Seeing the Goddess of Life make the final decision, the God of Destruction could only nod obediently.

Witnessing this scene, Xiao Chenyu had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

It was as if he were seeing his father, Xiao Chengkun, in front of his mother.

Even though his mother was quite ordinary, his father was still henpecked.

The God of Destruction in the God Realm... it seems he really is henpecked.

Xiao Chenyu silently lit a candle for him in his heart.

The God King of Destruction, an enforcer of the God Realm, full of majesty.

Yet in front of his wife, he instantly turned into a large dog.

This contrast was absolutely perfect.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Congratulations to the Goddess of Life, congratulations to the God King of Destruction, on gaining a son, haha!

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Congratulations! Congratulations!

[Xiao Chenyu]: Ahem, since this is a family reunion, is there a red envelope to mark the occasion?

The group was silent for three seconds.

[Goddess of Life]: This... I am sorry, child, we cannot do that right now.

[Goddess of Life]: The red envelope function is limited by the chat group's permissions; the previous newcomer benefits were already the greatest support we could provide at the moment.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: There is no help for it, the rules are set that way, and there is indeed a limit to what we remnants can do.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: However, I do have a surprise for you! (*σ´∀`)σ

[Xiao Chenyu]: Oh? What surprise?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Hehe, you are going to hunt for your first soul ring, right? Follow my instructions to hunt in the Soul Hunting Forest, and you will know what the surprise is when the time comes.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Anything produced by this baby is a boutique! I definitely won't let you down!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: By the way, Avenger, a friendly reminder: although you now have twin martial souls, it would be best to further improve your physical strength.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Otherwise, if you get killed by the energy of the soul ring, I will definitely—laugh! at! you! for! the! rest! of! my! life! Hehe (˙³˙)

[Xiao Chenyu]: ...

[Xiao Chenyu]: Is that a blessing or a curse?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: It is a lash of love~ (•́ω•̀)

Xiao Chenyu rolled his eyes.

This Will of Douluo Planet is too cheeky; I wonder who taught it.

He silently grumbled in his heart, then closed the chat screen.

He stood up and stretched his limbs.

His bones cracked and popped, and an unprecedented sense of power surged through his entire body.

Every cell in his body was screaming with excitement.

Twin martial souls.

Top-tier talent.

A group of god-level big shots from the future backing him up.

God King godparents protecting him.

While this configuration still couldn't compare to Tang San, that walking child of destiny.

It wasn't far off anymore!

The gap had shifted from an "insurmountable chasm" to a "chaseable distance."

Xiao Chenyu tilted his head and looked up at the sky.

"Tang San, oh Tang San."

"I wanted to beat you up back when I was reading the novel."

A brilliant arc curled at the corners of his mouth.

"Now that Heaven has given me the chance, I won't be polite."

"I'll let you taste what it's like to be crushed by fate—tell me, are you ready?"

He turned and strode toward the City Lord Mansion, his gait filled with unprecedented confidence.

He pushed open the door.

He bellowed at the top of his lungs.

"Dad—!"

His voice was full of vigor, echoing throughout the entire City Lord Mansion.

Xiao Chengkun was holding a bowl of tea and nearly spilled it all over himself from that shout.

"What's wrong? Did a fire break out or did bandits break in?"

Xiao Chenyu strode up to his father, hands on his hips, head held high and chest puffed out.

"Dad, I want to go to the Soul Hunting Forest!"

Xiao Chengkun was stunned. "Why go there? It's full of soul beasts, and with your little frame—wait, Yu'er, you're level ten!"

"Your son is about to become a genius!"

Xiao Chenyu interrupted him, flashing a brilliant smile that showed eight teeth.

"From today on—"

He stuck out his thumb and pointed it at his own chest.

"I, Xiao Chenyu, am the brightest kid in Nuoding City!"