Young Girl Beats Up Lonely Old Man?

Deep in the valley.

Everything was covered in a poisonous miasma, the stench suffocating.

A passing Thousand Year Nether Wolf took one whiff of the toxic fog and immediately went belly-up, foaming at the mouth.

Seeing this, Poseinan swallowed hard. "Good grief, this Old Poison is ruthless."

For the sake of his own life, he hurriedly asked, "Sister Hai, do you have a way to bypass this poisonous fog?"

Sea Witch shook her head. "I don't; I lack that ability."

"What are we supposed to do then? To see the Immortal Herb right in front of us, yet be unable to touch it?"

Isn't this just like being blue-balled?

Poseinan muttered to himself, his mind racing for a solution.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.

According to the original story, Dugu Bo should come here from time to time to suppress his toxins.

Couldn't he just have Sea Witch wait for the rabbit to hit the tree, beat Dugu Bo up, and force him to hand over the antidote to the poisonous barrier?

"Sister Hai, listen to me..."

And so, the following scene unfolded.

Sea Witch charged into the poisonous fog alone.

This toxic mist, capable of killing a ten-thousand-year soul beast in the blink of an eye, had no effect on her whatsoever.

Because she was a Titled Douluo!

Following Poseinan's instructions, she headed straight for the center.

When she reached the spot where the Ice Fire Spring Eye converged, Sea Witch couldn't help but exclaim:

"How miraculous! To think such a treasure land exists in this world!"

Just then, a hoarse greeting came from beside her: "Miraculous, isn't it?"

Sea Witch nodded. "Mhm!"

She turned around, saw Dugu Bo, and her eyes lit up. "Eh? Old Grandpa, are you here to see the treasure land too?"

The girl was so well-behaved that it caught Dugu Bo off guard.

Wait, what?

With a brain like yours, you dare come to steal Old Man's herbs?

However, jokes were jokes.

He couldn't let his secret treasure land be exposed.

Dugu Bo's expression turned murderous. "Since you've seen enough, it's time for you to hit the road."

With a wave of his hand, a surging cloud of toxic fog flew straight toward Sea Witch.

Sea Witch dodged the fog and suddenly realized. "Aha! So you're that Old Poison Little Nan Nan was talking about!"

Dugu Bo's snake-like pupils constricted, and he gave a sinister laugh. "Since you know Old Man's name, then go to hell!"

"Tch, aren't you just an 89th-level Soul Douluo? Do you really think I'm afraid of you?"

"I don't care who you are! Die!"

And so, the following scene could be seen.

A slender, delicate-looking girl holding a Magic Flute was chasing an old man over seventy years of age.

As the saying goes, there was once a boy who helped an old lady cross the street.

Today, there was a nameless girl from Sea God Island chasing and beating a lonely old man.

One might ask, why does a young girl beat and scold an old man?

Why does a lonely old man scream in the middle of the night?

Is it a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality?

Please tune in to: Mermaid Princess Battles the Scoundrel Snake.

Executive Director: Poseinan.

Producer: Poseinan.

Screenwriter: Poseinan.

Investor: Poseinan.

Half an hour later.

Dugu Bo no longer possessed his former majesty.

His entire face was beaten black and blue, with blood still trickling from the corner of his mouth.

If not for the green hair on his head, one probably wouldn't even recognize this as Dugu Bo.

"Old thing, have you surrendered yet?"

"Hmph, kill me or slice me up, do as you please, Your Excellency!"

He wanted to make Dugu Bo bow his head?

In his dreams!

Sea Witch curled her lips: "Are you really sure you won't soften up? When my Young Master arrives in a moment, he's capable of doing anything!"

"Hmph, I, Dugu Bo, would rather die! Die out there!"

"Than ever bow my head to you people!"

Dugu Bo was extremely stubborn.

However, he wouldn't be able to keep up that stubbornness for much longer.

"Oh? Really?"

Sea Witch certainly didn't believe his words.

If it were the her from before, she might have found this genuinely difficult to handle.

Fortunately, after spending these past two days together, Poseinan had taught her quite a few things.

Sea Witch leaned in quietly, her tone subtle: "My Young Master said that you seem to have a very beautiful, precious granddaughter."

"Mr. Dugu, you wouldn't want anything unexpected to happen to your precious granddaughter, would you?"

Dugu Bo's eyes widened instantly.

Looking at her delicate and cute face, he only felt she was terrifyingly monstrous.

Are you a devil?

It was agreed that when you're out in the world, you don't involve family!

You are a dignified Titled Douluo, don't you have any Titled Douluo class?

Where is your stature?

Where is your bearing?

Where is your dignity?

Bring it out!

Sea Witch deliberately revealed a gaze filled with killing intent, smiling nonchalantly: "Oh! It seems Mr. Dugu won't agree. Fine, it looks like I'll have to destroy a flower, even though this princess really doesn't want to do such a thing."

"But after all, this is what the Young Master ordered, so I can only follow through~"

Before leaving, she specifically checked Dugu Bo's expression.

His face was taut and livid.

One breath.

Two breaths.

Finally, on the third breath, Dugu Bo caved, shouting loudly: "Don't touch Yan Yan, this old man surrenders, I truly surrender!"

"Hehe, wouldn't it have been better to just do that earlier?"

Sea Witch immediately went up to untie Dugu Bo, not fearing in the slightest that he might rebel.

After all, Dugu Bo was only a level 89 Soul Douluo.

In her hands, he couldn't stir up any waves at all.

Sea Witch reached out her hand toward him: "Well, hand it over!"

Dugu Bo frowned: "What?"

"The antidote for the poison mist, my Young Master is still waiting outside!"

Dugu Bo was instantly choked up, helplessly taking a pill from his Soul Tool and handing it to her.

Sea Witch took the pill and suddenly paused: "Eh, wait, you aren't trying to trick me, are you?"

Dugu Bo truly hadn't expected this dazed girl before him to suddenly ask such a question, and for a moment, he didn't know how to respond.

Sea Witch giggled: "Don't look at me like I'm dazed; I'm actually very smart!"

Dugu Bo curled his lips and took a water skin from his waist, wanting to take a drink.

Who knew that Sea Witch's demeanor would suddenly shift again.

Her eyes were filled with chilling killing intent: "I'm warning you, you'd better not lie to me, otherwise, I will definitely kill your granddaughter!"

Clatter!

Dugu Bo's water skin dropped to the ground.

He called out to the Sea Witch, who was about to leave:

"Wait!"

"I think I grabbed the wrong pill just now."

"Old sir, you really need to pay more attention in the future. You're only 70, still in your prime! To mix up your pills like this, your memory must be really bad."

The Sea Witch didn't think much of it, assuming he had genuinely made a mistake. She couldn't help but offer him a word of concern.

Dugu Bo's mouth twitched.

Fine, fine, fine!

70 years old?

Still in his prime?

Was that even human speech?

He couldn't piece those words together even if he were beaten to death.

No respect for elders at all!

If I could beat you, Old Man would make you understand why flowers are so red!

Afterward, Dugu Bo checked the pill in the Sea Witch's hand and was stunned.

Huh? Didn't Old Man give her a poison pill?

Was it because his hand was shaking just now?

By some fluke, it turned into an antidote pill?

"Cough, cough!"

Dugu Bo clasped his hands behind his back, deliberately striking a profound pose. However, with his bruised and swollen face, he looked utterly ridiculous.

"Uh, it's nothing. How could Old Man possibly make a mistake? That was just a test, to see how smart you are."

"It seems now that you are indeed very, very smart!"