Doupo: Impersonating the Xiao Clan Ancestor, Fooling Xiao Yan
Chapter 42

Woe Poison Body Erupts? Heaven and Earth Poison Canon

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"What?"

Listening to Xiao Ze's vivid description, Little Fairy Doctor was terrified.

Her eyes filled with horror, and her voice trembled as she asked, "Senior, are you saying that I... will die?"

"Of course!" Xiao Ze nodded.

"Then... is there any way I can avoid death?" Little Fairy Doctor asked with an urgent expression. "Is there any method to completely resolve this Woe Poison Body?"

"The Woe Poison Body is a peerless constitution; you don't want it?" Xiao Ze asked, surprised.

"I don't." Little Fairy Doctor shook her head desperately. "I'm so young, I don't want to die yet..."

Xiao Ze: ...

"It is impossible to eradicate the Woe Poison Body," Xiao Ze said slowly. "However, there are a few methods that can ensure you do not die for the time being."

Little Fairy Doctor's previously dim eyes gradually began to brighten.

"What methods?"

"First!" Xiao Ze held up a few fingers. "Utilize the power of Heavenly Flames to suppress the Woe Poison Body. For instance, the Void Devouring Flame, the Purifying Lotus Demon Flame, the Life Flame, and so on. These Heavenly Flames possess extremely potent properties and are fully capable of contending with the Woe Poison Body."

"Second: Cultivate the ancient poison scripture, the Heaven and Earth Poison Canon!"

"This cultivation technique was created by the very first person to possess the Woe Poison Body. It is immensely powerful and can curb the eruption of toxins within your body."

"However, both of these methods can only suppress the Woe Poison Body temporarily. They treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and cannot provide a complete cure."

"As your cultivation level grows stronger, the suppression effect will weaken, and eventually, when it can no longer be contained, it will erupt completely."

Xiao Ze's words fell upon Little Fairy Doctor's ears, causing her to feel a glimmer of hope while simultaneously sinking into despair.

Listen to that!

Is that even something a person would say?

The Void Devouring Flame, the Purifying Lotus Demon Flame, the Life Flame... these Heavenly Flames were all powerful flames renowned throughout the Dou Qi Continent.

She had never even heard of them, let alone seen them.

As for the second method, cultivating the ancient poison scripture, the Heaven and Earth Poison Canon—that solution might be the most achievable, but the problem was, could she find this Heaven and Earth Poison Canon within her lifetime?

"Senior, are there any other methods?"

"Like, something that could provide a complete cure?" Little Fairy Doctor asked, using the last of her strength.

"A method for a complete cure?" Xiao Ze nodded slowly. "Of course there is!"

"Legend has it that there is a method involving a poison pill that can completely cure the Woe Poison Body."

"But to refine this poison pill, three treasures are required: three different Heavenly Flames, a Tier 7 Heavenly Poison Scorpion Dragon Beast magic core, and Bodhi Body Transformation Saliva..."

After hearing Xiao Ze's words, Little Fairy Doctor's eyes went hollow, and she fell into complete despair.

This third method was simply impossible to complete!

Not to mention how precious the Tier 7 Heavenly Poison Scorpion Dragon Beast magic core and the Bodhi Body Transformation Saliva were, even the three different Heavenly Flames were not things she could ever hope to find.

"Sigh, it seems that I, Little Fairy Doctor, am destined to die here in Green Mountain Town."

There's no way to live, absolutely no way to live!

Little Fairy Doctor sat on the bed, curling her body into a ball and burying her face in her arms, her heart filled with the sorrow of impending death.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Ze could not help but let out a sigh.

He took a deep breath and opened the system.

[Host: Xiao Ze] [Age: 20] [Cultivation: Seven-Star Dou Huang] [Dou Skills: Holy Spirit Sword Technique, Myriad Transformation Phantom, Heaven Burning Palm] [Weapon: Taixiao Sword (Tier 6)] [Trust List: ...] [Current Trust Points: 1.3 Million]

After a month of accumulation.

His Trust Points had finally broken through the million mark once again, reaching 1.3 million.

He hesitated for a moment.

Then, he searched for the [Heaven and Earth Poison Canon] in the System Shop.

Shortly after.

He saw the item he wanted.

[Heaven-Tier Intermediate Cultivation Technique: Heaven and Earth Poison Canon]: 1 Million Trust Points!

One million!

That was one million!

Xiao Ze felt a pang of heartache. It had taken him such a long time to painstakingly accumulate 1.3 million Trust Points; was he really going to spend one million of them for the Little Fairy Doctor?

Was it truly worth it?

After much careful deliberation, Xiao Ze finally made up his mind.

"System, redeem the Heaven and Earth Poison Canon for me!"

He closed his eyes, not daring to watch what would happen next.

[Trust Points -1,000,000]

[Congratulations, you have obtained the Heaven-tier intermediate cultivation technique, Heaven and Earth Poison Canon!]

He had spent one million Trust Points.

He had successfully redeemed the Heaven and Earth Poison Canon.

Without even looking at it, he tossed it directly to the Little Fairy Doctor.

"Here. I have to say, you're quite lucky; I just happen to have a cultivation technique on hand that is perfect for you!" Xiao Ze's heart was bleeding, but his tone remained indifferent.

"Huh?" The Little Fairy Doctor looked bewildered.

She picked up the technique Xiao Ze had handed her and took a look.

"Heaven and Earth Poison Canon?" Her rosy lips parted slightly, and her clear eyes were filled with shock.

"S-Senior, you actually possess this technique?"

"This is wonderful, thank you, Senior!" She excitedly lunged toward Xiao Ze. Xiao Ze felt his vision go dark as his entire head buried itself into her chest.

Those firm, ample peaks deprived him of his sight for a full dozen breaths or so.

He finally struggled out of that soft, fragrant embrace, albeit reluctantly.

"Ahem..." Xiao Ze rubbed his nose, feeling the lingering scent of her body still on his nostrils. He gave a light cough and said, "This technique can temporarily suppress the outbreaks of your Woe Poison Body."

"According to my calculations, it should last until you break through to the Dou Zun realm!"

Dou Zun?

The Little Fairy Doctor's mouth hung open. "S-Senior, does that mean my Woe Poison Body won't flare up until my cultivation reaches the Dou Zun realm?"

Xiao Ze nodded. "That is correct."

"From now on, you can live and cultivate in peace!"

"Thank you, Senior!" The Little Fairy Doctor wept with joy. She opened her snow-white arms, wanting to give Xiao Ze another 'loss of sight.'

But seemingly thinking that might be inappropriate, she gave up with a blushing face.

She chose instead to give Xiao Ze a gentle hug to express her gratitude.

Sigh~ Xiao Ze couldn't help but think, what would have been the harm in one more time?

He wasn't such a stingy person!

He certainly wouldn't complain about those lost dozen seconds of light.

"Senior, I... I am truly so grateful to you." The Little Fairy Doctor wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, her heart feeling incredibly complex. This was the first time in her life that someone had treated her this well.

From Xiao Ze, she felt a glimmer of warmth.

"Senior?" Xiao Ze felt somewhat dissatisfied upon hearing this address. "I gave you such an important technique, and you still call me Senior?"

The Little Fairy Doctor was startled. She asked nervously, "Then what should I call you?"

"Xiao Ze! Call me Xiao Ze from now on!"

"Did you get that?" Xiao Ze said.

"Xiao... Xiao Ze?" The Little Fairy Doctor didn't know what she was thinking, but her cheeks flushed a deep red. She nervously twisted the hem of her clothes, looking like a young girl whose heart had just begun to stir.

[The 'Child of Luck' Little Fairy Doctor's trust in you has increased. Current Trust Level: Two Stars]

[Trust Points +2,000,000]

[Current Trust Points: 2.3 million]

"How much?"

"How many Trust Points did I gain?"

A line of text appeared before Xiao Ze.

When he saw that string of zeros, he was so excited he nearly jumped up.

"Profit! A massive profit!"

He had spent one million Trust Points, yet he ended up gaining two million.

He had doubled his investment.

The heartache he had felt earlier vanished into thin air.

Now, his mind was filled only with excitement and thrill over the two million Trust Points.

"Alright, study this Heaven and Earth Poison Canon well on your own."

"If there is anything you don't understand, you can come and ask me."

"It's getting late, so I should head back. Get some rest early."

After offering these final words of advice, Xiao Ze left Little Fairy Doctor's room.

Watching his retreating figure, a smile bloomed on Little Fairy Doctor's pretty face, radiant and beautiful like a blossoming flower.

She clutched the Heaven and Earth Poison Canon tightly to her chest, her eyes reddening as she murmured, "Thank you, Xiao Ze!"

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