Huh? Me?

"This..."

Lin Xuemei propped herself up on one elbow and turned to look at the several outfits beside her.

Wen Nan's smile looked sincere and dependable, but his words were filthy. "It's no fun just doing the same thing by brute force. Let's try something more interesting today."

Lin Xuemei looked back at the outfits beside her—

The top of the maid outfit looked fairly modest. The white lace stockings paired with it were a little provocative, but they reached her thighs, so she could accept them. It was just that... the skirt was so short it couldn't even cover her underwear.

The JK outfit was even more outrageous. It left every place that needed covering exposed, yet the bow tie—an accessory that didn't matter—was complete and beautifully made.

As for the slip dress... wearing it was practically the same as wearing nothing. She could tie two strings over her shoulders herself and cover up more than that.

The last outfit, the black-stocking bunny-girl set, seemed all right at first glance. If she treated it like a swimsuit, she could just about accept it. It also had the pink bunny theme she liked, but... that fluffy bunny tail at the back wasn't attached to the underwear. Where was she supposed to stick it to keep it in place?

After looking everything over, Lin Xuemei furrowed her delicate brows and turned to Wen Nan, demanding, "Where did you get all this stuff? You're so young. How did you even come across it?"

She suspected Xiao Jiu had taken a part-time job at some kind of special-service establishment. If that was true, it would be her failure. Not only had she neglected to look after him as an elder, she had also let her own fall from grace lead him astray.

Seeing Lin Xuemei's stern expression, Wen Nan chuckled. He braced a knee against the edge of the bed, leaned toward her, and kissed the crease between her brows.

"It's not what you think. Don't worry. I got everything through perfectly legitimate channels."

The gentle kiss immediately smoothed Lin Xuemei's brow, but she still asked, "Really?"

"Mm, really." Wen Nan looked solemn as he asked in return, "When have I ever lied to you?"

Lin Xuemei lowered her eyes and fell into thought.

If Wen Nan had seen Lin Xuemei like this two days ago, he would have felt at a loss. He would have needed Truth Serum to figure out what she was thinking.

But things were different now.

He had already gotten intimate with the woman before him, tested her limits countless times, and explored every inch of her inside and out—

On the surface, Lin Xuemei kept up appearances because of her status as an elder, like a handful of mountain snow. But beneath her skin was a soul full of desire.

All Wen Nan had to do was coax her into setting aside her status as an elder, and he could speak directly to that lust-filled soul. In its place, he would get an honest, maddeningly alluring little pink temptress.

So Wen Nan leaned in closer, kissing her earlobe as he murmured,

"Big sister, give it a try. I want to see. Okay?"

Just as expected, Lin Xuemei couldn't resist this move of Wen Nan's. She immediately surrendered and sighed, "Just this once. Don't do it again."

Wen Nan chuckled. "Okay."

Lin Xuemei looked at the clothes beside her again, biting her lower lip as she struggled to choose.

[(＿)]

[(..)]

[Black-stocking bunny girl]

[Black stockings +1]

[Black stockings aren't as good as white ones]

"White ones, obviously."

[+10086]

[My vote's for the JK outfit]

[Lace slip dress, obviously!!]

[Why pick just one? Can't you try them all in turn?]

"Th-This one..."

Lin Xuemei finally pointed to the outfit closest to her: the white lace maid outfit.

There was no other reason. She simply thought that, judging by the fabric, it covered the most.

Wen Nan saw right through her and smiled. "Sure. This one, then."

Lin Xuemei breathed a sigh of relief, but soon tensed up again.

She reached for the maid outfit's top, but before her fingertips could touch the hem, Wen Nan snatched it away.

He tossed the top and the short skirt onto the floor beside the bed.

"You..." Lin Xuemei looked at him in confusion. "Didn't you say I should wear the maid outfit?"

Wen Nan smiled. "I said you should wear the maid outfit. I didn't say you had to wear the whole thing."

"Wear this."

As he spoke, he picked up the pair of soft, white thigh-high stockings by the bed and held them out to Lin Xuemei.

"Just these."

[Ohhh]

[Bingo]

[Unlocked the correct way to wear a maid outfit]

[The streamer knows what he's doing]

"I'm ready."

[Let the show begin]

Lin Xuemei finally took the white stockings.

Wen Nan leaned over her and reached out to take off her pajamas...

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[?]

[?]

[???]

[Again?!]

[Can this thing even work?]

[Heh, I knew this would happen. This time, I managed to keep my little hand from tipping.]

[Tsk, tsk, tsk. I've spent ages hanging around all kinds of livestreams and seen countless clips, but I've never seen a big shot get blocked as easily as this one.]

[I hereby declare him the god of getting blocked.]

[It's a horror survival game, but he keeps getting blocked for doing sexual stuff. Is that really appropriate?]

[Appropriate or not, we can only sit here and wait.]

[Waiting.]

[Wait.]

The viewers' resentment did nothing to dampen Wen Nan's good time.

Four and a half hours later, he got out of bed, refreshed.

This time, everything had gone smoothly.

At one point, caught up in the moment, he called Lin Xuemei "Little Chalk," and Lin Xuemei had trembled as she called him "Daddy."

9527: [Main Quest 3, current completion: 60%]

On his way back to school, Wen Nan looked at his quest progress and nodded in satisfaction.

Only half the allotted time had passed, and he still had over five hours left. That should be enough to win over his final target.

Just as he was thinking this, a fiery red little ball suddenly appeared in his field of vision.

It looked like a ball of lightning, speeding straight toward Wen Nan.

At first, it was just a tiny orange-red dot. It grew larger and larger until it was almost in Wen Nan's face, and only then did he finally get a clear look—

That wasn't a fireball at all. It was Little Chili, her whole body wreathed in blazing flames!

As everyone knew, normal humans couldn't burst into flames all over, so those couldn't possibly be real flames.

Based on Wen Nan's many years of experience with mental illness, they were probably Little Chili's rage.

Good grief.

Why was she so furious after just three days apart?

Who had made her mad?

From a distance, Little Chili pointed at Wen Nan and shouted, "You big dummy! I finally caught you! You're dead today!"

Wen Nan: ?

Huh? Me?