Naruto: Starting with Saitama's Physique
Chapter 98

Three Immortals Return to Cave! Tsunade Cracked!

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Tsunade!

The granddaughter of First Hokage Hashirama Senju, the princess of the Senju Clan, one of the legendary Sannin, the woman who completely carried forward Medical Ninjutsu.

He has a violent personality, strong strength, and his strange power makes people fear him.

Tsunade has quite a few titles, but her other title is the most popular among the people.

Fat sheep!

The legendary super fat sheep!

Basically, everyone who has a little experience in the gambling industry doesn't know about this big fat sheep.

For gamblers, meeting Tsunade is a blessing.

Because Tsunade's gambling can no longer be called gambling, but it is more appropriate to call it giving love.

Before, Lu Yu and the others had searched many places where casinos were gathered, and the information they found was that the Big Fat Sheep had just left.

Within a radius of a hundred miles, the most likely place Tsunade is going to now is the legendary Tanzaku Quarters.

In fact, according to the strength of Lu Yu, since we know that Tsunade is going to Tanzaku Quarters, we won't waste much time by searching door to door.

However, as a veteran salted fish, Lu Yu certainly has his own principles.

On the self-cultivation of Xianyu...

Things that can be done in a comfortable way cannot be done without any extra effort!

Asking Lu Yu to search all the places of Tanzaku Quarters isn't putting a senior salted fish in trouble?

Glancing at the curious looks from Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya, Lu Yu explained confidently:

"I was really too lazy to use my brain before, but now I realize that if I don't use my brain and rely on you two, I may never find Tsunade in this life."

Jiraiya curled his lips unconvinced and thought to himself:

Who is this kid looking down on? With Teacher Sarutobi and I's Earth Release peeping skills, we will definitely catch Tsunade alive in the women's bath!

Ignoring the distracted Jiraiya, Lu Yu continued:

"Let me put it simply, first of all, Tsunade's money is definitely limited. I have checked the information about her over the years, and she has done about 250 S-level missions. Based on the minimum of one million taels per S-level mission, that is close to 400 million."

"But according to my investigation, she lost more than 400 million, and already has 4 billion. Even if she is the heir to the Senju Clan's wealth, it is not enough to fill this hole. So I can conclude that Tsunade must have no money now..."

Jiraiya touched his chin and nodded:

"That's right. Your investigation was quite careful."

Lu Yu smiled in response to Jiraiya and continued:

"Since there is no money, Tsunade naturally has to find a way to make money. Since she is afraid of blood, it is impossible to do tasks. Then, the last way to get money is left. This method is far more profitable and easier than doing tasks..."

Looking at the curious eyes of the two people, Lu Yu refused to tell them, only saying that tomorrow's goal was Tanzaku Quarters.

The next day, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya followed Lu Yu to the mountain behind Tanzaku Quarters suspiciously.

"Hey, little Lu Yu, you came to this place just to be lazy, right?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Lu Yu suspiciously and couldn't help but muttered.

Jiraiya looked around subconsciously and said with a speechless expression:

"Konoha is better. There is not even a hot spring in the back mountain here. It seems that there is no way to get materials today..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this and immediately came up to him, nodded sympathetically, sighed and said:

"What a pity, what a pity..."

Looking at these two old guys, Lu Yu looked helpless, but he still led the two of them towards the target point.

"Ah, it's really annoying. I finally deceived the lenders and lost all my money again. Damn it!"

In front of a casino, Tsunade gritted his teeth and complained as he walked.

Shizune looked at her speechlessly:

"Lady Tsunade, why don't we take a break for a while? You've lost a lot these days..."

"Huh, I don't believe it anymore. I've changed so many casinos, but I haven't won once. The next target is Tanzaku Quarters. I must win everything today!"

Seeing the unwillingness on Tsunade's face, Shizune promptly reminded:

"But, Lady Tsunade, we have no money now..."

Tsunade heard this and said angrily:

"I know, shouldn't I go find the money now?"

"Change?"

"Yes, after the rocks on the mountain are broken, won't gold come out..."

"..."

Shizune looked at Tsunade's back and was speechless.

This gentleman is too fierce. As the sole heir of the Senju Clan, his family fortune was quite rich. He could have lived a life without worries about food and clothing, but he was completely defeated by her.

The majestic princess of the Senju Clan, one of the strong men of Sannin, is now reduced to breaking mountains with strange power and digging for gold to make a living. This is a bit too miserable...

Originally, with Tsunade's ability, he could make a comeback at any time.

However...

Every time I have some money in my hand, my heart feels like a cat scratching me, and I can't help but run to gamble.

As a result, without exception, we lost every time...

Over and over again...

Soon, the two came to the mountain behind Tanzaku Quarters. Tsunade glanced at the undulating hill and rushed up directly.

Boom boom boom boom...

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Jiraiya, who were lying under the tree and resting comfortably, felt a roar not far away and were startled.

Lu Yu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and the old god said:

"Third Hokage Old man, it's not what I said to you. Take a look, these are the three apprentices you taught. They really haven't done anything about pornography, gambling or drugs."

"Uh..."

Sarutobi was choked by what Lu Yu said. After thinking for a long time, he was unable to refute.

Isn't it just pornography and gambling on drugs? Jiraiya's pornography, Tsunade's gambling, Orochimaru's drugs, these three products really make up the whole.

Seeing Jiraiya looking at the Icha Icha Paradise he wrote with a wretched look on his face, Sarutobi kicked him down in anger and said angrily:

"Listen, my good reputation has been ruined by you!"

Jiraiya knew he was in the wrong and scratched his head in embarrassment.

Looking at Jiraiya's appearance, Sarutobi Hiruzen knew that it was impossible for this guy to repent. After thinking about it, he decided to forget it. He turned around and looked at Lu Yu and asked curiously:

"By the way, do you mean that it was the guy Tsunade who caused this movement?"

"Otherwise, who else could it be..."

"But why is she smashing the mountain?"

"When the mountain collapses, gold will be revealed. Your disciple is extremely talented in this area..."

"..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his mouth but didn't say anything for a long time. He really didn't expect that the lovely girl back then would be reduced to this situation.

The dignified princess Senju Clan, one of Sannin, is engaged in digging gold.

Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help but cover his face with his hands, thinking of the lecherous Jiraiya and the neither-male nor female Orochimaru, secretly thinking what sins had he committed in his life...

The roar of the mountain lasted for half an hour. When everything calmed down again, Lu Yu whispered instructions to Sarutobi and Jiraiya.

The three of them nodded, arrived at Tanzaku Quarters Road as quickly as possible, and quickly set up a stall.

Lu Yu takes out a table, two bowls, a chopstick and three small balls from Sealing Scroll.

They made eye contact with Jiraiya in the crowd, and then the three guys smiled evilly and started the official trick.

On the other side, Tsunade patted the dust on his hands and body and said with a relaxed look:

"Well, these thirty pounds of gold are enough for me to have a good day today."

Shizune silently picked up the gold and followed in the footsteps of Tsunade.

Tsunade was in a good mood at this time, and soon came to Tanzaku Quarters. Suddenly his eyes focused and he found a sign with big characters.

The latest gambling technique, Three Immortals Return to Cave? Guess where the ball is and get a hundred times your stake!

"Three Immortals Return to Cave? What kind of gambling technique is this? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Tsunade walked over curiously and saw a young man supporting the stall. At this time, a large group of people gathered around and looked at Lu Yu curiously.

Lu Yu expertly placed the red ball on the table, and then used two bowls to catch it. Sarutobi Hiruzen on the side saw this and shouted loudly;

"Come, come, come and have a look. The minimum one guess is one thousand taels, and there is no upper limit. If you guess correctly, you can get ten times the principal. Don't miss this opportunity, and you will never come back!"

At this moment, a fat man in the crowd, wearing high-end clothing, looked over curiously and shouted:

"Hey, there is still a business of giving away money in the world? Guess how many balls are in the bowl? Why is this so difficult?"

After saying this, the fat man squeezed out from the crowd, took out ten thousand taels from his arms, threw it on the table, and said cheerfully:

"This is still a new thing for you. I'm going to support you today and see if you can win all my money!"

Lu Yu nodded politely to the fat man, rolled up his sleeves, smiled at the fat man and the crowd and said:

"The rules are very simple. I'll ask you which bowl has how many balls in it. You just have to look for it."

"Hehe, boy, come on."

Lu Yu nodded and used two bowls to neatly catch the two small balls on the left and right.

Then he grabbed the ball in the middle with his left hand, tapped his left hand with his right hand holding the chopsticks, said "let's go", then opened his hand, and the small ball in his hand disappeared!

"Huh? Where's the ball?"

"Yes, didn't you still have it in your hand just now?"

"That's weird. Isn't this kid a cheater?"

"It's impossible. The table is made of ordinary wood, and there's no cover. It's still floating in the air. You can't tell it's a scammer."

Lu Yu pointed at the bowl on the left with his chopsticks and said:

"Sir, please guess how many red balls there are in the bowl on the left?"

The fat man naturally became Jiraiya. At this time, he couldn't help but stayed for a moment, secretly thinking that Lu Yu really had a trick. He really didn't see any flaws. He pretended to think for a while and said through gritted teeth:

"Two!"

Unexpectedly, this casual answer actually made Lu Yu turn pale, and finally sighed with difficulty and said:

"I didn't expect that your Excellency is actually a master of gambling, with a keen eye and a powerful mind."

Lu Yu used chopsticks to open the bowl, and there were two small balls inside.

Sarutobi on the side took out one hundred thousand taels from his arms and handed it to the middle-aged fat man reluctantly.

The fat man burst into laughter and took the ten thousand taels of silver into his arms. He was as happy as anything, but he didn't want to play anymore.

Many people nearby also understood that it was obvious that the fat man was lucky enough to meet him just now, and it is impossible for him to be so lucky every time.

This person may seem careless, but he is actually a wise choice.

However, discerning people immediately discovered the vulnerability of Lu Yu.

If you win, you can continue playing, and the ball in the bowl he is referring to is either 1, 2, 3, or none.

In other words, the probability of guessing correctly is one-quarter, but as long as the guess is correct, you can get ten times the principal.

When I thought of this, the crowd instantly exploded.

In this day and age, do people really give out welfare?

Everyone is out to win money, but this guy is so good. He lost one hundred thousand taels right from the start, and looking at his posture, one hundred thousand taels is nothing at all.

Lu Yu still maintained a faint smile on his face and continued to cup his hands and said:

"Everyone, I'm not very good at learning, but fortunately I brought a lot of money with me today. I've asked gambling experts from all over the world to give me some advice."

"I, I, I..."

For a moment, the crowd was excited. If you win one, it will be ten times. Who can withstand this?

Soon, Lu Yu deliberately lost to those whose principal was less than ten thousand taels, and to those who wanted to win all the way from the beginning, Lu Yu soon taught the opponent a lesson.

"Haha, I made a lot of money, and I actually won 70,000 taels."

After one person ran away with excitement on his face, Tsunade finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Seeing that Lu Yu was about to continue, Tsunade pulled away the person who wanted to come forward, and took the lead to come to Lu Yu.

Tsunade put the thirty kilograms of gold he had just dug up on the table and said majesticly:

"Boy, I have thirty pounds of gold. Do you dare to bet?"

Hearing Tsunade's words, the corner of Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth couldn't help but twitch...

Good guy, you really did what this guy said, running to smash gold...

Lu Yu smiled indifferently, nodded and said:

"Of course. If you lose, I will give you three hundred pounds of gold. And since you are the biggest customer today, I will give you three chances..."

"Oh? Then I'm not welcome."

Lu Yu The corners of her mouth raised slightly, this silly woman, doesn't she know what support is?

You fell into the trap so easily. If I don't educate you properly today, I'd be sorry for myself.

"Then, let's begin!"

Lu Yu neatly placed the bowl on the ball and said:

"Let's go!"

Then, the ball in Lu Yu's hand disappeared.

Seeing this, Tsunade's eyes flashed with surprise. Although she had watched it several times, she still couldn't figure out what Lu Yu had done.

Lu Yu pointed at the small bowl on the left with his chopsticks and said:

"Beauty, guess how many little balls there are in this?"

Tsunade hesitated for a moment and said decisively:

"2!"

Lu Yu happily opened it with chopsticks. There was only a small ball inside, and then buttoned it up:

"One chance."

Lu Yu looked at Tsunade and frowned, and continued to ask with a smile:

"It's still this small bowl. Guess how many there are now?"

"1!"

Open, there is nothing inside...

Tsunade was stunned. How could this be possible? The other party clearly didn't do anything. He just used an ordinary chopstick to open it and then cover it.

Thinking that there was only one last chance left, Tsunade couldn't help but a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he suddenly felt something bad.

Lu Yu once again used chopsticks to close the bowl with a clean and neat movement. Even if Tsunade wanted to cheat, he couldn't find the slightest excuse.

Then, Lu Yu continued to point at the bowl with chopsticks and looked at Tsunade with a smile:

"What now?"

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