Have You Kissed the President Before the Last?

"I don't know."

"I'm not sure."

"I don't understand."

Three answers in a row made Su Baizhou shoot Luo Ye a resentful look.

Luo Ye scratched the back of his head, utterly confused as he stared at the lump of poop on the floor.

Early that morning, just after the two of them got up, they discovered a fresh pile of poop beside the living room sofa.

Noticing his senior sister's gaze, Luo Ye's expression changed drastically. He immediately denied it, saying, "No, Senior Sister, no matter how you think about it, there's no way I was the one who pooped, right?"

"You're crude."

What kind of outrageous thing was that to say?

Su Baizhou glanced at him expressionlessly before turning her gaze back to the floor.

After staring at the poop for a while, Su Baizhou felt a wave of nausea. She covered her chest and dry-heaved, then looked at Luo Youyi.

Ever since it had kittens with Su Youcai, Luo Ye no longer let it near Youcai.

But it was still in heat. Before, it had only peed everywhere, but today, it had actually pooped on the floor.

In a fit of anger, Luo Ye grabbed Wang Dachui—oh, slip of the tongue—grabbed Luo Youyi by the head and pressed it against the sofa. He snapped, "You brat, don't you know where the toilet is? Your wife is already pregnant, and you still can't use the toilet? Are you a giant baby?"

Luo Youyi: (?????)

Seeing Luo Ye angry, it looked incredibly delighted.

Luo Ye spun 360 degrees and tossed Luo Youyi beside the cat litter box, then kicked it inside.

Then, he blocked the entrance to the cat litter box and put Luo Youyi in solitary confinement.

The fact that this cat had survived in this household was