God King Tang with the Makings of a Green-haired Turtle
As the three walked down the road, Xiao Wu suddenly threw herself onto Huo Yuhao's back.
"Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"
Huo Yuhao cautiously tried to push Xiao Wu away, keeping her soft body from pressing against his. As for how he addressed her, Huo Yuhao figured that he was her nominal sworn older brother. Calling her "Sister Xiao Wu" felt inappropriate and strange, so he simply settled on "Xiao Wu."
"Yuhao, my feet are killing me. I want you to carry me~"
As she spoke, Xiao Wu grabbed Huo Yuhao and turned him around, pressing her body against his back as she spoke in a sweet, syrupy voice.
Tang San: "..."
"Th-this..."
How could Huo Yuhao agree to that? He immediately took a few steps forward, trying to shake Xiao Wu off. Then he noticed Tang San's increasingly unpleasant expression. After a brief pause, he circled around behind him.
"Xiao Wu, how about letting Little Sanzi carry you instead?"
Huo Yuhao barely managed to pry Xiao Wu off himself as he spoke.
Xiao Wu glanced at Tang San. Seeing that "distinguished appearance" of his, she could not help shaking her head in distaste.
"No, I don't want to. I want you to carry me!"
Tang San: "..." ×2
At that moment, Huo Yuhao swiftly turned his thoughts around and replied, "Xiao Wu, I'm actually a little tired too. If I carry you as well, I really won't be able to walk anymore."
After saying that, Huo Yuhao changed tack.
"But Little Sanzi is different from me. Just look at him—he clearly looks very strong, and besides..."
Huo Yuhao leaned close to Xiao Wu's ear and whispered the final words, "'Little Sanzi,' 'Little Sanzi'—isn't he supposed to be specially responsible for