Marvel: S.H.I.E.L.D Technical Advisor
Chapter 404

Xiang Qian Almost Became Deadpool

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A former mercenary with an exceptionally high mission success rate and a considerable reputation in the underworld.

A "mutant" who had been tricked into undergoing mutant genetic modification and successfully gained powers, though it was unclear whether those abilities came from his own genes or from absorbing foreign ones.

A freak who constantly courted death because of his immortality and insane regenerative abilities.

Of course, his most important label was that of a foul-mouthed wisecracker who was "very lewd and very violent." Especially the "lewd and dirty" part—it surpassed anyone's imagination. Even the most hardcore directors in Fernando Valley would bow in defeat at the sheer extent to which he shattered people's moral boundaries.

This was the main information Xiang Qian had gathered about Wade Wilson from the mutants present. He also noticed that whenever the mutants gave one evaluation after another of Wade, the avocado nicknamed "Deadpool" responded differently depending on what was said.

Sometimes he nodded frantically in agreement, proud of it—such as when people mentioned his high mission success rate or how "lewd" he was. But at other times, he glared furiously in opposition—such as when they called him a freak or said he was "very violent."

In short, even with his hands and feet bound and his mouth sealed, nothing could stop this avocado's overwhelming urge to express himself. He kept waggling his eyebrows at Xiang Qian, repeatedly signaling that he wanted to speak.

Naturally, Xiang Qian could not let him open his mouth. That brief but terrifying barrage of nonsense earlier had left everyone deeply traumatized.

"What's he here for?" Xiang Qian asked Colossus. The two of them seemed fairly familiar with each other.

Piotr did not speak kindly to Xiang Qian. "What's it got to do with you? This is an internal mutant matter."

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