I Want to Be a Man... I Fucking Dream of Being a Man!

"Brother... what did you say?"

Yu Luomian felt he might have misheard. Could it be that his long-cherished wish had finally moved the heavens and truly come true?

"Luo Mian, I'm telling you, Xiaogang is a cripple now. His 'that place' has completely lost its ability, so you don't need to worry about him anymore."

"You can tell Erlong about this, and she will naturally give up."

As soon as Yu Yuanzhen finished speaking, Yu Luomian couldn't help but smile, but when he thought of his older brother, he tried his best to suppress his smile.

His face looked as if it had been contorted in pain.

"Big brother, what happened to Xiaogang?"

"Sigh, how could this happen? It's such a pity. After all, I'm Xiaogang's second uncle. Actually, I had already forgiven him for what happened with Erlong a long time ago."

"Sigh, if that doesn't work, brother, let's use some resources to ask the Nine Heart Begonia Family for help. Maybe they can help Xiaogang recover. Maybe he can even grow back."

Yu Luomian's words made Yu Xiaogang, who had been ashen-faced and had lost all hope in life, finally lift his head.

The Nine Heart Begonia Family has always been the number one healing-type family on the continent, and its current patriarch Ye Ren, is a Soul Douluo with Soul Power of over eighty.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him the number one healing Soul Master on the continent. If we could really get him to help, his severed limbs might very well grow back.

My second uncle is really thinking of me!

For a moment, Yu Xiaogang's gaze toward Yu Luomian was filled with emotion, even tinged with a hint of passion.

Compared to Yu Yuanzhen, her biological father, her second uncle was much closer to her.

If he could have his severed finger regenerated, he would no longer run away from his feelings for Erlong, and he would never let Erlong down again!

Flender, I'm sure you're hoping for the same thing!

"Luo Mian, you don't need to say anymore. Xiaogang has caused the family a lot of trouble, and even almost plunged the family into crisis. How could I waste resources on him?"

"He brought this on himself, so let it be. There's no need to try to recover."

Yu Yuanzhen knew, of course, that Yu Luomian was just being polite, and he immediately waved his hand, declining the offer.

"Father!!!"

Yu Xiaogang stared wide-eyed at his own biological father in disbelief.

"Shut up! What right do you, you wretched child, have to use the family's resources? The fact that you're allowed to stay in the family is already an act of kindness from the family."

"If you dare to speak again, don't blame your father for crippling you!"

Yu Yuanzhen spoke in a cold voice, and the oppressive aura belonging to the level 95 made it difficult for Yu Xiaogang to even breathe.

"Sigh, brother, you should think about it some more. As for Xiaogang, I'll arrange his accommodation!"

Yu Luomian suppressed the urge to smirk and immediately left with Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Yuanzhen sighed, shook his head, and closed his eyes in anguish.

"Second Uncle, thank you. If I can truly recover, I will do everything in my power to repay your kindness."

"I hope you can help me get the Nine Heart Begonia Family to intervene!!!"

As soon as they stepped out of the conference hall, Yu Xiaogang immediately spoke to Yu Luomian in a high-pitched voice.

The implication was clear: he wanted Yu Luomian to provide resources so that he could ask the Nine Heart Begonia Family for help.

"Xiaogang, Ye Ren has an eccentric temper and is the number one healing-type Soul Master on the continent. The resources required to get him to help are enormous."

"Even if I wanted to help you, I'm powerless to do so. Only if my elder brother personally mobilizes the family's resources could we possibly ask that person to intervene."

Yu Luomian's lips twitched, and he glanced at Yu Xiaogang speechlessly. This guy couldn't understand good or bad words, and he actually came to him for help.

Now that you've finally stopped harming my daughter, your own cousin, you still want to get back together?

Go eat shit!

"Second Uncle, is there really no other way?"

"I can help you teach Tianxin, please help me! I really don't want to lose this opportunity, I... I really want to be a real man so badly, I dream about it all the time, I want it so badly!"

Yu Xiaogang's face was filled with pleading. He had never thought of a solution before and had been forced to accept that he might be a eunuch for the rest of his life.

But now that he knows there's a possibility of recovery, how could he possibly still be willing to become a real eunuch?

Yu Xiaogang's plea was like a bolt from the blue to Yu Luomian. "You not only want to harm my daughter, but now you even want to harm my grandson!"

Go restore an egg!

"Xiaogang, I have something to do. You'll be staying here from now on."

Yu Luomian remained silent, truly afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would lose control of his inner anger and slap him to death.

After arranging a place for Yu Xiaogang to stay, Yu Luomian turned around and left immediately, so fast that Yu Xiaogang didn't even have time to react.

"Second Uncle~"

Where are you going? What are you going to do?

"Second Uncle, Second Uncle, how can I recover without you!"

"Second Uncle, Second Uncle!"

Yu Luomian moved quickly ahead, with Yu Xiaogang chasing behind.

Until Yu Luomian's figure completely disappeared.

"Second Uncle?"

"You've returned to your family?"

Just as Yu Xiaogang was feeling disappointed, a somewhat familiar voice sounded behind Yu Xiaogang.

Hearing that familiar voice, Yu Xiaogang turned around in confusion to look behind him.

"Tian Heng!"

Yu Xiaogang's eyes lit up when he saw the person standing in front of him.

Isn't this his nephew Yu Tianheng?

"Second Uncle, you're really back! That's wonderful! Grandpa and Father have been talking about you so much, and I've missed you terribly too."

"I've been reviewing your Ten Core Competencies of Martial Souls daily; the theories within are truly insightful."

"If possible, I would like to ask you, Second Uncle, to teach me cultivation. I have an enemy I must defeat!"

Yu Tianheng looked at Yu Xiaogang with reverence, his eyes burning with fervent sincerity.

For Yu Tianheng, the person he admired most was not his father, nor his grandfather who was known as the Thunder Douluo; the person he admired was his second uncle, who was known as the Number One Theory Master of the Continent!

Indeed, in Yu Tianheng's eyes, his uncle was more worthy of respect than his grandfather and father!

Although my second uncle did not have top-notch talent, and his Innate Soul Power was only half a level, he raised his Soul Power to level twenty-nine with his tenacious will, and later created a great reputation on the continent.

One of the Golden Iron Triangle —the Corner of Wisdom, the Number One Theory Master of the Continent —all these qualities speak volumes about the excellence of my second uncle.

Yu Tianheng still remembers that when he was a child, everyone respected and flattered him because of his talent. Only his second uncle spent the most time with him. For a long time when he was a child, he even regarded his second uncle as his biological father.

Upon seeing his second uncle again, Yu Tianheng's admiration was almost overflowing.