Regardless of whether Flender believes Chen Hong's lies or not, Chen Hong has to tell these lies and leave steps for Xiao Wu's comeback in advance.
"Titan Giant Ape told me personally that it has captured ninety-nine young human girls to tell it interesting stories about human society. When the stories of those human girls are finished, Titan Giant Ape will Those human girls personally sent Star Dou Great Forest. Xiao Wu was the one hundredth human girl chosen by it, as long as Xiao Wu was willing to tell Titan Giant Ape everything she saw and heard. listened, then after making Titan Giant Ape happy, there is no need to worry about Xiao Wu's safety. And under the protection of Titan Giant Ape,. Xiao Wu may be with Titan Giant Ape inside Star Dou Great Forest, with one Ten-Thousand Year Soul Beast in the left mouth and one Ten-Thousand Year Treasure Medicine in the right mouth. The cultivation speed is very fast."
Chen Hong has already begun to describe to Flender and others the wonderful life of Xiao Wu in Star Dou Great Forest. Flender's face twitched, while Ma Hongjun, Oscar and others were starry-eyed.
"Really? Really?" Among Shrek Seven Devils, Ma Hongjun and Oscar, who have the deepest connection with the Shrek Academy, also have the deepest admiration for Chen Hong. Therefore, they were finally deceived by Chen Hong's big lie without a blushing face or a heartbeat.
Flender glared at the two unsatisfied little guys, and then continued to ask Chen Hong: "You also said before that Titan Giant Ape needs stories from the human world. Xiao Wu is only more than ten years old and has not experienced that much. How can we satisfy that Titan Giant Ape? You just said that only when Titan Giant Ape is satisfied will the other party let him go. If he is not satisfied, he may not be able to come back."
"If you ask me, that Titan Giant Ape should arrest you. You are the kind of person who has rich stories, rich experience, and a deep personal understanding of the world. Why don't you have a 'friendly negotiation' with that Titan Giant Ape and use yourself to arrest Xiao Wu is exchanged? With our Shrek Academy Soul Guidance Device Academy's intelligence and eloquent skills, we will be able to fool that Titan Giant Ape, and then you can quickly escape from it."
As a person who once traveled extensively in Soul Master World, Flender naturally knew that Chen Hong's words were like a big scam. His intuition told him that these words were true or false, but he didn't know which ones were true and which ones were false.
"How can you say that, dean! Brother Chen is fighting Titan Giant Ape for us!" Hearing the hint in Flender's words, Oscar immediately gave up and immediately pulled Ma Hongjun together to resist Flender's ridicule of Chen Hong. This made Flender feel a little annoyed and couldn't help but glare at the brainless duo.
Chen Hong seemed to have not heard the irony in Flender's words, but instead looked at Flender with a surprised look on his face and said in surprise, "Dean Flender is really good at knowing things! I also told that Titan Giant Ape, didn't the other party want to hear human stories? I have a lot of stories to tell that Titan Giant Ape. And with my wisdom, I will be able to fool that Titan Giant Ape into a fool. When the time comes, he will become popular in Star Dou Great Forest, and I can leave Star Dou Great Forest at any time when there is no more profit."
"." Flender was silent. He began to doubt himself. Could it be that things were just as Chen Hong said? Titan Giant Ape just wanted to listen to a little song before arresting the person?
But
"But!" Chen Hong suddenly sighed, interrupting Flender's meditation, and also attracted the curious eyes of the people around him. Everyone was looking forward to what kind of trouble this guy Chen Hong would come up with for them.
Shrek Seven Devils's originally sad mood for losing his friend Xiao Wu was interrupted by Chen Hong's nonsense, and turned into curiosity about Chen Hong's real "made up" story.
I have to say that Chen Hong does have such a mouth that can talk nonsense. If Titan Giant Ape really likes to listen to some human songs after meals, grabbing Chen Hong is a very good choice.
As for Ning Quan and Tang San who knew the inside story, they were a little embarrassed to see Chen Hong still talking nonsense. Ning Quan clearly saw Chen Hong with his own eyes and was afraid of being taken away by Titan Giant Ape. And he gave up looking for Titan Giant Ape, but in the mouth of Chen Hong, he turned into another person, and also said he had a nose and eyes. If Ning Quan hadn't clearly realized that he had no amnesia, he would have really thought that he had traveled through time and space and lost part of his memory?
As for Tang San, he remembered that when he was the saddest, the bastard Chen Hong was also like this. He kept chattering nonsense in his ears, leaving him with a good sad atmosphere, which was ruined by this bastard Chen Hong. Tang San was not immersed in sadness, but it has to be said that Tang San, who slowly regained his reason and calmness, also began to realize that the seemingly nonsense content of Chen Hong, when understood from some angles, was simply Chen Hong's concise summary of what happened.
Ning Quan only had this feeling vaguely, and felt that Chen Hong's nonsense seemed to have some truth to it.
But the unapologetic Tang San, who has lived in two lifetimes, not only likes to mark others' heads with "death", but is also very thoughtful. After regaining his composure, he has a deeper understanding of Chen Hong's nonsense.
So when Tang San listened to Chen Hong, a big liar, talking nonsense, he felt a little embarrassed and at the same time listened carefully to what Chen Hong said.
"But! But Titan Giant Ape has to say that men are not pleasing to the eye. Only petite and cute beautiful girls can win his heart. Therefore, even if I want to exchange with Xiao Wu and share some of the sweetness for Xiao Wu, Titan Giant Ape is not willing." Chen Hong looked disappointed and said it as if it was true.
Flender: "."
Tang San: "."
Ning Quan: "."
The rest of the crowd. "."
"My good nephew still likes to think about others," Ning Fengzhi said awkwardly to Jian Chenxin beside him.
"But don't worry, everyone. Although Titan Giant Ape has an aesthetic deformity and is too blind to see such a beautiful boy like me, don't worry. In order to prevent Xiao Wu from not having enough rich stories, I specially presented her with a storybook before leaving and asked her to tell Titan Giant Ape a story every day, which is enough to satisfy Titan Giant Ape."
". Is the story enough?" Flender saw that what Chen Hong said was true, and couldn't help but start to doubt himself.
"It's definitely enough! Enough for Xiao Wu to talk about One Thousand and One Nights!"