Looking for Trouble

"Pfft!"

With a crisp sound, Nangong Kuo, to no one's surprise, fell to the ground. The instant he landed, his eyes flew wide open, and he let out an "Awooo!"—a beastlike scream of agony, his expression twisting all at once.

The corner of True Lord Lu's eye twitched, and he felt a certain part of himself tighten as well.

A three-inch wooden splinter had stabbed into Nangong Kuo's backside.

As the scream rang out, Lu Chuan even felt as if Nangong Kuo might spring three feet into the air at any moment.

And Nangong Kuo really did spring up. After a fierce flip in midair, he landed sprawled on the ground in a humiliating posture, quickly reached back to feel his backside, and when he drew his hand back, it was covered in deep-red blood.

"Ahhhhhh..."

Nangong Kuo shouted in rage and pain.

He only felt that a certain part of his body was burning hot, an extremely intense stabbing pain violently stimulating his brain, his entire body, and every pore.

Lord Lu could see his cross-section.

Of that three-inch wooden splinter, only a tip remained outside now; the rest had sunk deep into his backside.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Chrysanthemum ruined, buttocks full of wounds."

True Lord Lu praised inwardly, then walked forward and sighed, "Tsk, tsk, tsk. The tables and chairs of this Inspection Department are truly not sturdy. I must replace the whole set."

Nangong Kuo suddenly twisted his head to look over, his eyes filled with bloodshot veins and flames of fury. "Lu Chuan, you dare plot against me..."

"Mm? This True Lord came to the Inspection Department for the first time today. Star Lord Wuqu, what makes you say such a thing?"

Lu Chuan shook his head and said with an innocent look, "Star Lord Wuqu,