Old Hag, Stop Pretending to Be Young

Though Kashius very much refused to accept it, the truth was right there before his eyes: the Demon King who governed this city, the Demon King who ruled over the demons in the city, was an extremely, extremely adorable loli.

"You're the Demon King?" Kashius still seemed a little unwilling to believe it as he looked at the adorable little loli and asked.

"That's right. I am the Demon King who governs the Demon Realm. What's wrong, young man? You don't believe me?" The little loli smiled and said softly.

"Holy *****, how am I supposed to bring myself to attack such an adorable Demon King? Kashius suddenly felt that this world was so cruel. God, please send down a bolt of heavenly lightning and strike me dead! This young master is filled with despair toward this world." The inner monologue of a certain black-haired guy.

"What? You don't believe me?" Seeing Kashius standing there in a daze, the little loli thought he did not believe her and pouted in displeasure.

After Kashius saw the little loli like that, his eyes instantly lit up, like a big bad wolf that had locked onto its prey.

"Looking at you, I know you definitely don't believe me. In that case, after I turn you into a demon, you'll believe that I'm the Demon King." The loli Demon King jumped up from the bed, her little face puffed up as she glared at Kashius. In Kashius's eyes, she was so cute it was almost illegal.

"No, no, no, little Demon King sister, don't get so worked up. Let's talk this through properly." The moment Kashius heard that, he instantly chickened out. He did not want to turn into that ugly creature.

"What? Isn't that what you came here for? Once you become one of my people, you will obtain eternal life."

"What are you still hesitating for? Don't you want eternal life?" Seeing Kashius's attitude remain so unclear, the loli Demon King could not help using immortality to tempt him again.

The loli Demon King had learned from Pika that Kashius was not only powerful, but could also use a special skill—he could fire astonishingly powerful energy cannons from his hands. Because of that, the loli Demon King wanted to subdue Kashius more and more.

In her view, as long as someone was human, they could not escape the desire for eternal life.

She had also used this method to rapidly expand the number of demons.

She believed that humans were greedy. As long as she gave them what they wanted, they would naturally obey her like dogs.

However, this time, the loli Demon King's plans completely fell through. Kashius, who stood before her, felt extreme disgust toward the appearance of demons.

Forget eternal life—even if he were given the strength to dominate the universe, Kashius probably still would not be willing to do it.

"Um, little Demon King sister, there's no rush about this. How about we sit down first, drink some tea, and have a chat?" The more the loli Demon King urged Kashius to become a demon, the more Kashius felt something was wrong.

Kashius had originally wanted to subdue the loli Demon King directly, but after sensing for so long, he still had not detected the loli Demon King's "ki."

It was just like when Wukong and the others fought the androids—their "ki" seemed to have disappeared. Because of that, Kashius had no choice but to be careful and cautious.

Still, when he thought of the androids, the first thing that appeared in Kashius's mind was not that big boss Cell, but rather that cute, beautiful, tsundere girl—Android 18.

That girl seemed to have married Baldy Lin after Cell died, and even gave birth to an adorable little girl.

"Kashius! Show some respect! 'Little sister'? This king is a great life-form who has lived for thousands of years. Do not address me with that lowly form of address. If there is a next time, do you believe this king will kill you on the spot?" Seeing Kashius spacing out again, the loli Demon King's little face instantly flushed red with anger, and a flash of killing intent appeared in her eyes. It was as if the moment Kashius dared to speak rudely again and disrespect her, she would immediately erupt and erase him from existence.

"Uh... Demon King, please calm down. I only just came out of the mountains and don't understand the rules very well. Please forgive me."

After catching that trace of killing intent, Kashius instantly snapped out of his fantasy. He knew that the little loli before him was already showing signs of anger, so he had better quit while he was ahead and not go too far. Otherwise, if they fought, there was a chance he might not be able to beat her.

However, if this little loli told him to become a demon again, Kashius would absolutely break down. Turning into that ugly-as-hell appearance would definitely feel worse than being killed.

"This king has lived for thousands of years. What have I not experienced? This time, I will forgive you. However, you must remember, if there is a next time, this king will absolutely erase you!"

At that moment, a vast aura directly enveloped Kashius, causing him to nearly drop to his knees when he was caught off guard.

"Her battle power is at least 200, maybe even higher!" Under the pressure of the little loli's aura, Kashius instantly estimated the other party's strength.

Confirmed by eye contact: she was someone he might not be able to beat.

Still, he really had not expected this. He had only just come out, and he had already run into such a powerful guy. There truly was no justice in the world.

Kashius knew that the current him absolutely could not beat this guy.

After all, he was not Son Goku, who had the protagonist halo protecting him and could kill gods if gods blocked his path, kill buddhas if buddhas blocked his path.

For the sake of his own little life, perhaps he could only make a strategic retreat for now, and then come back to properly teach this little loli a lesson once he became stronger in the future.

"Uh... Demon King, I am willing to become a great demon. But before that, I have a question. I wonder if you could answer it for me?"

Kashius began sizing up the room, searching for weak points, while secretly gathering his "ki," ready to run at any moment.

"Oh? A question? No problem, ask away. As long as this king knows the answer, I will tell you."

When the little loli heard that Kashius had agreed to become a demon, she was extremely satisfied. In her joy, she agreed to Kashius's request without the slightest hesitation.

"Uh... it's like this. Since you've lived for so long, Demon King, why do you still look like a child? That makes me feel very puzzled."

"Uh... I'm just asking casually. Please don't get angry, Demon King." Perhaps afraid that the little loli would fly into shame and rage, Kashius hurriedly played the humble grandson.

"Oh? That's all?" When the little loli heard this, she smiled faintly and said disdainfully, "I thought it was something important. Tch!"

"Uh... then..."

Before the great Kashius could finish speaking, the little loli cut in first and said, "Actually, this king grew up long ago. I just feel this appearance looks better and is more fun, so unless this king is in battle mode, I usually maintain this form."

When Kashius heard this, he was scared out of his wits inside. He had originally thought this little loli had failed to grow up because of some curse or something, but he had not expected her to actually be an old hag with a weird fetish!

Damn it!

You bastard who tainted the beautiful image of lolis in my heart!

Battle mode?

Heh heh...

The moment he thought of that, Kashius's right hand instantly fired an energy cannon at the window in the old hag's room, then he used Flight Technique and rushed out at top speed.

"You old fossil! What are you pretending to be young for? You destroyed the image of lolis in my heart! I'll blast you to death!"

When the Demon King heard this, her little face flushed red with anger. She rushed at top speed toward the opening blasted open by Kashius's energy cannon, and along the way, her body began growing rapidly.

Very soon, she had transformed into an older-sister type beauty with purple hair, sharp slender nails, a tall and slender figure, and an exquisite face. It had to be said, this Demon King was genuinely a beauty.

As for Kashius, after fleeing the old hag's room, in order to effectively buy himself time to escape, he clasped both hands together and fired an enormous energy cannon at the Demon King's room at top speed. Then he instantly turned around and fled into the distance at full speed.