Leave Innocence in the World

Pfft!

In a patch of grass, a figure squatted there. Amid a series of crackling sounds, he let out another satisfied groan.

"What a relief!"

Yu Bing's face was brimming with delight. Nothing had ever felt as good as this!

He muttered, "Heh! After all these years, my constipation is actually cured. This really is miracle medicine!"

He even considered going back to ask Li Xue for more. It worked far better than any enema.

Rumble...

At that moment, the ground suddenly began to tremble.

Yu Bing's expression changed, and he instinctively thought it was an earthquake.

No... that wasn't right! How could there be an earthquake in an alternate space?

Damn it, it was a beast horde!

Yu Bing's heart instantly leaped into his throat.

Could he really be this unlucky? He had hidden so well—surely he wouldn't be discovered, right?

Well, even if demon beasts noticed him, they would probably mistake him for a pile of shit. After all, he smelled this bad...

"Heh! Buddy, having a good time taking a dump?"

Just then, a teasing voice rang out.

Yu Bing shuddered and instinctively looked up.

There, standing atop a tall tree trunk, was a guy in a gas mask, holding up a phone aimed directly at him.

Even more insulting, the bastard had turned on the flash!

Yu Bing instantly snapped. "Fang Bai! You again!"

Fang Bai grinned. "That's right! It's your daddy!"

Yu Bing's gaze landed on his phone, and his face darkened. "You actually dared to take pictures of me secretly! What are you trying to do?!"

Fang Bai said with a mischievous smile, "Hmm, what do you think would happen if I posted this online? Would everyone recognize you?"

"?!!"

Yu Bing's expression immediately turned ugly as he roared, "You wouldn't dare?!"

Fang Bai's grin was utterly shameless. "Classmate Yu, you're pretty arrogant, huh!"

Yu Bing's mouth twitched. Then, suppressing his rage, he said in a negotiating tone, "What do you want?"

He could die here, but he had to leave his innocence in this world!

Fang Bai's phone contained countless photos and videos that could make him die of embarrassment.

Any one of them, once posted, would be enough for society to flog his corpse dozens of times!

Fang Bai said with narrowed eyes, "We're classmates, so I can give you a discounted price. Ten million, and I'll delete them. How about it?"

Yu Bing's eyes widened. "Ten million?! Are you fucking robbing me?"

Fang Bai replied calmly, "Am I not robbing you right now?"

Yu Bing: "..."

He gritted his teeth. "I don't have that much cash!"

Fang Bai raised a brow. "Doesn't matter. We're classmates, after all. You can write an IOU. Besides, once this mission ends, won't you have money?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Yu Bing finally said weakly, "Fine!"

Fang Bai clapped his hands. "Straightforward!"

He said with a smile, "Then keep shitting. I won't disturb you."

After a pause, Fang Bai suddenly added, "Oh, right. I forgot to tell you—more than a dozen demon beasts are heading this way. You... might want to shit faster."

After saying that, Fang Bai vanished.

Yu Bing's face froze. The next second, he decisively pulled up his pants and ran, forgetting even to wipe!

Damn it! That bastard had deliberately lured the demon beasts over!

A minute after Yu Bing fled, the beast horde caught up.

They all came to a stop.

A faint stench filled the air, causing them to lose Fang Bai's scent.

However, one of the hunting hounds suddenly growled. It had detected a peculiar stench moving rapidly away!

The next moment, all the demon beasts immediately gave chase!

Yu Bing: "..."

After they had gone far away, Fang Bai returned to the area. Looking at the trees continuously crashing down, he clicked his tongue. "Classmate Yu! I hope you haven't passed away."

There was still that ten million. Fang Bai suddenly didn't want him to die anymore.

Without lingering, Fang Bai turned and ran in another direction.

The long night stretched on. Alone, he found it much easier to move around.

Meanwhile, Li Xue and the others finally arrived at the Monster Slaying Army base.

A patrol squad happened to be passing by and stopped them directly. "Who are you people?"

Li Xue said in a low voice, "A large number of demon beasts have appeared in the mountains. My classmates are trapped. I hope the base can send troops to support us!"

The soldiers exchanged glances. One of them said, "Sorry, miss. Without orders from our superiors, we cannot leave the base."

Li Xue frowned, then suddenly said, "One of the trapped people is Senior Fu's friend!"

The moment those words came out, the soldiers' expressions turned strange.

"Are you sure?"

Li Xue nodded.

The soldier said hesitantly, "That shouldn't be possible. If he's Senior Fu's friend, how could he be surrounded by demon beasts? How strong is he?"

"Second tier."

Hearing that, the soldier's expression stiffened, his face plainly saying, Are you fucking kidding me?

Did Senior Fu have such a weak friend?

"Brother, please take us to see Senior Fu first!"

The soldier hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "All right. Follow me."

Before long, Li Xue and the others found Fu Qiandao.

"You again? Why have you come back again?"

Fu Qiandao raised a brow, somewhat surprised.

Zhang Zifeng said in a trembling voice, "Senior, those demon beasts are bullying people too much! They have no martial virtue. They gang up on the weak, moving in packs and taking us on one by one. That's just cheating!"

Li Xue and Huo Qi: "..."

Fu Qiandao wore a strange expression. "This... demon beasts are our mortal enemies to begin with. What's wrong with them ganging up on the weak?"

Zhang Zifeng hurriedly said, "The one being bullied is Fang Bai! The youth you saved last time!"

Fu Qiandao revealed a surprised look. "So it's that little fellow. But what did you all do this time?"

At those words, the three of them fell silent together, as though it was difficult to speak of.

Fu Qiandao snorted. "What? You dare to do it but not admit it?"

Zhang Zifeng and the others looked at one another. In the end, Huo Qi explained what had happened.

When Fu Qiandao heard that these little fellows had actually given demon beasts laxatives, his entire expression became strange.

He glanced at Li Xue. "Little girl, have you been to the other side of the Wall?"

This way of doing things resembled the people beyond the Wall somewhat!

Li Xue shook her head. "I haven't, Senior."

Fu Qiandao sighed. "It would be a pity if you didn't go guard the Wall in the future. Every one of you is a real talent!"

"???"

They were all bewildered. Why did that not sound like praise?

Fu Qiandao said indifferently, "Enough. This little matter doesn't require this old man personally. Since you are the future of the martial academy, I'll make an exception this once. Normally, when people enter secret realms, we do not intervene regardless of whether they live or die."

"Thank you, Senior!"

Fu Qiandao nodded. "All right, I'll handle this matter. You should rest in the base first."

"We're going with you!"

Li Xue's gaze was resolute. Yu Bing and Fang Bai were both her teammates. If she abandoned them and stood by while they died, she would be an ungrateful person.

Before long, a Four-Star Monster Slaying General led Li Xue and the others back into the mountains...