Keeping My Innocence in the Human World

"Pfft!"

A figure squatted in a patch of grass, groaning comfortably with crackling sounds.

"So relieving!"

Yu Bing's face was filled with immense pleasure. Nothing felt as good as this!

He muttered, "Heh! My constipation of so many years is finally cured, this is truly a miracle medicine!"

He even thought about asking Li Xue for some more when he got back; it was much better than that enema stuff.

Rumble!

Just then, the ground suddenly trembled.

Yu Bing panicked, instinctively thinking it was an earthquake.

No... that's not right! How could there be an earthquake in the异空间?

This is a beast stampede!

Yu Bing's heart leaped into his throat.

Could he be this unlucky? He was hidden so well, they shouldn't be able to find him, right?

Well, even if some demonic beasts noticed him, they'd probably mistake him for feces, given how smelly he was...

"Hey! Buddy, enjoying your session?"

Just then, a playful voice rang out.

Yu Bing's heart skipped a beat, and he instinctively pulled up his pants.

He saw a guy wearing a gas mask standing on a high tree branch, holding a phone and pointing it at him.

Even more insultingly, the guy had his flash on!

Yu Bing immediately lost it: "Fang Bai! It's you again!"

Fang Bai grinned, "That's right! It's your daddy!"

Yu Bing's gaze fell on his phone, his face darkening. "You dare to film me! What do you want?!"

Fang Bai chuckled, "Hmm, if I post this online, do you think people will recognize you?"

"?!"

Yu Bing's face turned ugly, and he roared, "You wouldn't!"

Fang Bai grinned wickedly, "Classmate Yu, you're quite arrogant!"

Yu Bing's lips twitched. He suppressed his anger and asked, as if negotiating, "What do you want?"

He could die here, but he had to preserve his reputation!

Fang Bai's phone contained a large collection of embarrassing photos and videos of him.

Each one, if posted, would be enough to have him 'flogged to death' dozens of times in public!

Fang Bai smiled, "We're classmates, I can give you a special price: ten million, and I'll delete them. How about it?"

Yu Bing's eyes widened. "Ten million?! Are you robbing me?!"

Fang Bai calmly replied, "Isn't that what I'm doing?"

Yu Bing: "..."

He gritted his teeth. "I don't have that much cash!"

Fang Bai raised an eyebrow. "No problem, we're classmates. You can write an IOU. Besides, won't you have money after this mission is over?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Yu Bing said weakly, "Fine!"

Fang Bai clapped his hands. "Good man!"

He smiled, "Then you continue. I won't disturb you."

He paused, then suddenly added, "Oh, right. I forgot to tell you, there are about a dozen demonic beasts heading this way. You... hurry up."

After saying that, Fang Bai's figure disappeared.

Yu Bing's face stiffened. The next second, he decisively pulled up his pants and ran, forgetting to even wipe himself!

Damn it! This scoundrel deliberately led the demonic beasts here!

One minute after Yu Bing fled, the beast pack arrived.

They stopped one after another.

A faint stench permeated the air, causing them to lose Fang Bai's scent.

However, one of the hounds suddenly growled, sensing a peculiar odor moving rapidly!

The next moment, the beasts gave chase!

Yu Bing: "..."

After they left, Fang Bai's figure returned to the center of the field. He looked at the constantly collapsing trees and clicked his tongue, "Classmate Yu! I hope you're not dead."

Ten million, Fang Bai suddenly didn't want him to die anymore.

Without stopping, Fang Bai turned and ran in another direction.

The night was long, and he was alone, which made his actions much more convenient.

At the same time, Li Xue and the others finally arrived at the Monster Slaying Army base.

Just then, a patrol team stopped them. "What are you doing here?"

Li Xue said in a deep voice, "There are a large number of Demonic Beasts in the mountains, and my classmate is trapped. We hope the base can send troops to support us!"

The soldiers exchanged glances upon hearing this. One of them said, "I'm sorry, miss. We cannot leave the base without orders from our superiors."

Li Xue frowned and suddenly said, "The person who is trapped is Senior Fu's friend!"

As soon as she said this, the soldiers' expressions became strange.

"Are you sure?"

Li Xue nodded.

The soldier hesitated and said, "That shouldn't be the case. If he's Senior Fu's friend, why would he be surrounded by Demonic Beasts? How strong is he?"

"Second Order."

Hearing this, the soldier's face stiffened, looking as if she was joking.

Does Senior Fu have such weak friends?

"Brother, let us see Senior Fu first!"

The soldier hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "Alright, follow me."

Soon, Li Xue and the others found Fu Qiandao.

"You again, why are you back?"

Fu Qiandao raised an eyebrow, somewhat surprised.

Zhang Zifeng trembled, "Senior, those Demonic Beasts are too bullying! They don't fight fair, they gang up on us, and attack us one by one in groups. It's completely against the rules!"

Li Xue and Huo Qi: "..."

Fu Qiandao's expression was strange. "This... Demonic Beasts are our mortal enemies. Is it really a problem for them to gang up on us?"

Zhang Zifeng quickly said, "The one being bullied is Fang Bai! The young man you saved last time!"

Hearing this, Fu Qiandao looked surprised. "So it's that little guy. But what did you do this time?"

Hearing this, the three of them fell silent simultaneously, seeming to find it difficult to speak.

Fu Qiandao chuckled, "What? You dare not admit what you did?"

Zhang Zifeng and the others looked at each other. Finally, Huo Qi recounted the entire incident.

Upon hearing that these youngsters had actually given the Demonic Beasts laxatives, Fu Qiandao's entire face became strange.

He glanced at Li Xue. "Little girl, have you been to the 'Wall'?"

This behavior is a bit like people from the Wall!

Li Xue shook her head. "No, Senior."

Fu Qiandao sighed, "It would be a shame if you didn't go to guard the Wall in the future. You are all talents!"

"???"

The few of them were completely bewildered. Wait, why doesn't this sound like a compliment?

Fu Qiandao said calmly, "Alright, this is a small matter that doesn't require me. Considering you are the future of the Martial Academy, I'll let it slide this time. Usually, for those who enter the secret realm, we won't intervene regardless of whether they live or die."

"Thank you, Senior!"

Fu Qiandao nodded and said, "Alright, I will handle this matter. You can rest in the base for now."

"We'll go together!"

Li Xue's gaze was firm. Yu Bing and Fang Bai were both her teammates. If she abandoned them and refused to help, she would be an ungrateful person.

Soon, a Four-Star Monster Slaying General led Li Xue and the others back into the mountains