If Zhou Ze Isn't Nerfed, How Do We Play?

[The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Dallas Mavericks on the road, securing their 33rd straight win of the season and tying the NBA's longest winning streak record. When would Los Angeles's winning frenzy finally come to an end? Was there really anyone on this planet capable of stopping them?] — Sports Illustrated reported.

[Zhou Ze posted 49 points, 17 rebounds, 10 assists, 5 blocks, and 3 steals against the Dallas Mavericks, using this utterly ordinary triple-double to help his team claim its 33rd consecutive victory. In my opinion, no one is better than him. At the very least, he is already the ruler of this era!!!] — USA Today reported.

[There is no question that the Zhou Ze-Kobe duo is the most powerful pairing in NBA history. Not even Jordan, Pippen, or the old OK Duo could match them. These two rank among the top three duos in NBA history. NBA Commissioner David Stern is probably terribly troubled right now. Zhou Ze is simply too strong; if this continues, he will dominate the league until he retires.] — New York Daily reported.

[Can this season's Los Angeles Lakers (NBA 2009–2010) surpass the Chicago Bulls' record of 72 wins in a single season? Of course, based on probability, the Lakers have a 90 percent chance of doing so this season. In the remaining 39 regular-season games, they only need to win 30.] — ESPN reported.

[Zhou is simply too strong. His dominance surpasses that of every superstar in NBA history. Even peak Michael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal likely would not be his match. The league should further widen the paint to limit Zhou's scoring ability near the basket.] — Fox Sports reported.

Zhou Ze's 33rd straight victory caused a massive tsunami not only in the basketball world and sports circles, but