Ch. 461Regular Season Begins, Are We Becoming Los Angeles's Comedy Troupe?
1. Key Plot Points & Events
- The Lakers open the 2008–09 regular season against the Portland Trail Blazers.
- Portland starts a huge frontline (Oden, Aldridge, Outlaw) to counter the Lakers’ frontcourt.
- The Lakers’ starting lineup is Rondo, Kobe, Artest, Zhou Ze, and Birdman Andersen.
- The game is marked by absurd play: the Lakers commit 19 turnovers vs. Portland’s 9, including 6 from Zhou Ze, 4 from JaVale McGee, and 3 from Rondo.
- Despite the mess, the Lakers trail only 78–80 after three quarters.
- In the fourth quarter, the Lakers adjust: Zhou Ze moves to center, and veteran Chris Webber comes in at power forward.
2. Character Developments
- Zhou Ze: Showcases dazzling but risky skills—toying with Greg Oden on a sideline trap and attempting a "hook pass" that confuses his own teammate. His creativity comes at the cost of turnovers (6 in three quarters).
- Greg Oden: Appears healthier and more solid (213 cm, 118 kg) but is repeatedly fooled by Zhou Ze, smiling helplessly after getting tricked.
- Birdman Andersen: Makes a spectacular chase-down block on Aldridge but lacks chemistry with Zhou Ze, missing a pass because he didn’t react in time.
- Rajon Rondo: Uses a Kobe-taught "paper painting" move to fight through screens and defend Steve Blake, but is also turnover-prone.
3. Significant Themes
- Flash vs. discipline: The Lakers’ showboating (elbow passes, whirlwind passes) produces humiliation and comedy, not efficiency.
- Lack of team chemistry: New pieces (Birdman, Rondo, Zhou Ze’s creativity) haven’t gelled, leading to unforced errors.
- Luck/talent compensating for sloppiness: Despite out-turnovering the opponent, the Lakers are only down by 2, hinting at their ceiling once they clean up.
4. Character Interactions
- Zhou Ze vs. Oden: Zhou fakes a pass, forces Oden out of bounds, and leaves him grinning helplessly.
- Zhou Ze tries a sneaky hook pass to Birdman—Birdman is caught off guard, causing a missed opportunity.
- Rondo successfully guards Blake under heavy on-ball pressure, forcing a difficult pass.
- Birdman blocks Aldridge’s dunk attempt, then Zhou Ze’s heads-up hustle to save the ball triggers a fast-break opportunity.