Jujutsu Kaisen, Begin (Bonus for 500 Recommendation Votes)

"According to reliable intelligence we have obtained, there is nothing wrong with Huang Kaiwen's body. Yes, Milan's two miracle doctors have both stated that every time he recovers from an injury, his physical condition exceeds that of the entire team. It is excellent, and his frequent injuries are unscientific. After our investigation, we have finally discovered the truth of the matter—that Inter Milan is behind everything."

"On the African continent, hiring sorcery to cast spells is a common practice, and it is also widely used in the field of football. Since winning the Africa Cup of Nations in 1992, Ivory Coast has owed their witch doctor wages that remain unpaid to this day, and they have never achieved good results since."

"In European football, there are also some examples."

"Before the 1986-1987 European Cup final, Porto once hired the witch doctor Delane Vieira. Before the penalty shootout against Bayern Munich, he found two toads from a special location and placed them into the stadium. In the end, the unfancied Porto won 2-1."

"England manager Hoddle left a deep impression during the 1998 World Cup, as he brought a witch doctor with the team to provide guidance to the players."

"Besides casting spells on one's own side, they can also be used against the opponent."

"Huang Kaiwen's inexplicable injuries are clearly the result of a witch doctor's curse, and according to our investigation, the sorcerer who cast the spell comes from the hometown of Inter Milan's Nigerian forward, Oluseyi Adeyemi."

"Inter Milan previously tried to cast a curse on Kaka, but it did not succeed because Kaka was protected by the Lord. However, they succeeded with Huang Kaiwen."

"They have almost destroyed AC Milan's super genius. Huang Kaiwen is always getting injured for no reason; it is truly a terrifying curse. Now, the most important thing for AC Milan is to find someone to break the curse targeting Huang Kaiwen."

Seeing the report in La Gazzetta dello Sport in the morning, I didn't expect them to add their own embellishments, even dragging Kaka into it. This editor is quite clever; Kaka's curse didn't work because he is a devout believer.

This logic is flawless.

Huang Kaiwen threw the newspaper aside, feeling quite satisfied.

Overall, the writing was rather pleasing to him.

He, Huang, was finally no longer getting injured for no reason; instead, he had been "cursed" by someone hired by Inter Milan.

Barbara came over to eat after washing up, picked up the newspaper, and immediately forgot about her meal.

She was reading it with great intensity.

Huang Kaiwen smiled and said, "It's all nonsense."

"How could it be nonsense? I think what is written in the newspaper makes a lot of sense. Damn it, it must be them playing dirty." Barbara slammed the table in anger.

By the time she finished reading the paper and put it down, her chest was heaving, and her emotions were fluctuating wildly.

"I knew it, I just knew it."

Barbara stood up, wrapped her arms around Huang Kaiwen's head, and comforted him softly, "Don't worry, my dear. I will go inquire about how to break the curse today. I will definitely hire the best witch doctor to restore your health."

Huang Kaiwen was stunned.

He had kept this from Barbara before, but this was not the effect he wanted.

However, since the young lady had her heart set on it, let her go.

Rich people feel uncomfortable if they aren't stirring up trouble anyway.

When he went to team training, everyone was united in their hatred of the enemy.

"Kaiwen, don't worry, we won't let those bastards get away with it."

"Damn Inter Milan, they only know how to play dirty. I knew Moratti wasn't a good person."

"Why don't you join the faith with Kaka? Look at Kaka, he's perfectly fine."

Oh?

Huang Kaiwen discovered another way.

Once he actually removes the [Abnormal Status] and gets rid of that [Fragility Change], he would just credit it to Kaka and God. Damn it, who in Europe would dare to question that?

Perfect!

As for now?

He, Huang, had no heart for it; being unable to calm his mind in church would be a form of blasphemy.

Even Ancelotti expressed his sympathy and said he would definitely have the club step in to resolve the matter.

When training ended in the evening, Barbara didn't come to pick him up. As soon as Huang Kaiwen left Milanello, he found Gianni Nanni blocked at the entrance for an interview.

"Yes, there is nothing wrong with Kaiwen's body. It is completely unscientific that he is always injured, and the injuries haven't caused any damage to his body either. It's just that he keeps getting injured. Although I don't want to admit it, I think the report in La Gazzetta dello Sport makes sense."

Facing the reporters, Gianni Nanni said with some embarrassment.

For a doctor to blame injuries on ghosts and gods was, in itself, a very shameful thing.

Seeing Huang Kaiwen, the reporters immediately found their main target.

"Kaiwen, have you really been cursed?"

"Will any evil things suddenly appear in the mirrors in your house?"

"Has anything supernatural happened at your home?"

"How do you plan to deal with this?"

Huang Kaiwen lowered his head, used his tongue to tickle his throat, and when he looked up again, his eyes were already brimming with tears.

"I... I don't know either. Before I came to Italy, I had never been injured. My body is very good. Although I haven't received professional training, I often play basketball, football, and badminton, and I exercise for an hour or two at a time. At most, I've had simple bumps and bruises, but never any major injuries. I, I am not a person who is prone to injury, but now I have started to have doubts."

Seeing the reporters about to press further, Kaka, who happened to be driving by, got out of his car and pulled Huang Kaiwen into the passenger seat.

"I'll take you back."

"Thanks a lot, otherwise I would have been in big trouble."

Huang Kaiwen wiped the sweat from his forehead. He had never played a victim before; if they made him perform any longer, he feared he would have chosen to just "faint" at the gates of Milanello.

"Seriously, when you have time, you can go to church with me. The Lord will save you."

Kaka said with a straight face.

"Let's wait a while. I'm not in the right frame of mind right now."

Seeing Huang Kaiwen looking preoccupied, Kaka didn't say anything more, just accelerated and drove Huang Kaiwen home.

Barbara returned a bit late. Seeing Huang Kaiwen waiting for her to eat, the young lady said apologetically, "I'm back late, my dear. I heard about a few witch doctors from others today, and I plan to set off to hire someone in the next few days."

"Alright, alright, let's eat first."

Pulling Barbara to sit down, Huang Kaiwen finally started eating.

When the two were watching TV, the news about Inter Milan happened to be on.

The head of Inter Milan's news department said on screen, "Inter Milan has never used underhanded tactics against any player. The accusations from La Gazzetta dello Sport are pure nonsense. We reserve the right to pursue legal responsibility. Kaiwen is a talented player, and we wish him a speedy recovery from his injuries."

"No one will admit to their own crimes, ha!"

The young lady sneered.

Seeing Huang Kaiwen's poor expression, Barbara once again persuaded him softly, "The witch doctors introduced to me are excellent. They will definitely be able to solve this trouble for you. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go and hire someone."

Huang Kaiwen thought to himself, this is literally Jujutsu Kaisen now.

Should he, Huang, get involved?

He could just offer a reward in the newspaper for a master; whoever could stop him from being frequently injured within half a year could take home 1 million euros.