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"You are that NeNe, sunshine, rainbow, little white horse, drip-drop drip-drop~"

Cassano imitated the song with a uniquely sleazy flair. After finishing, he shoved his big face right up to the camera and cried theatrically, "Hotpot is delicious, movies are great, and I'm your good friend Cassano. Remember to watch my new film, Archbishop Antonio. And here's some good news: the hugely popular Hannah Harnes has signed with Antonio and Gonzalo Film Company."

After filming, Cassano turned to his assistant and asked, "How was it?"

His assistant gave him a thumbs-up. "We're already the most famous film company in Asia's underground scene. According to our research, A&G Film Company is far more recognizable among people born after 2000 and younger audiences than companies like WICKED and Woodman."

"That's exactly it. We're all about differentiation. Asian young people need to understand that, for the price of taking a girl out for one meal, they can buy a set of really cool discs to watch at home. These premium storylines will definitely satisfy them. And our actresses are becoming more refined too. We've cut down on the big-boned types, which obviously appeals more to Asian audiences."

Cassano nodded.

"But boss, isn't there some ambiguity in those lyrics? African people might complain," the assistant asked hesitantly.

After all, political correctness was sweeping across Europe and the United States.

"Where are the black people in Asia apart from a few places and universities? We're targeting the Asian market. Use that pig brain of yours properly."

Cassano cursed.

These assistants were getting stupider by the day.

Cassano felt exhausted.

In East Asia's two major powers, saying even a few nice things could bring endless rewards.

Cassano felt that instead of letting those hypocritical foreigners profit, he might as well let a genuinely sincere foreigner like