Extra: National Honor: Kicking the Young Nobleman

La Gazzetta dello Sport: "The strongest Milan has emerged. Kevin stood on the touchline, and his sons and nephews all performed beyond expectations. This Milan is the strongest Milan—even Milan from twenty years ago could not compare."

Corriere dello Sport: "The Pope recently said that football and all other sports help people overcome injustice and interpersonal and social constraints, but that there is no need to miss Mass for training and matches, neglect one's studies, or ignore friendship. AC Milan has done very well in this regard. The players are all continuing their education. Once they grow a little older, they will become the team with the highest average level of education. Captain George is already pursuing a doctorate, reminding us of another highly educated Milan legend."

The Times: "A local resident traumatized by immigrants has suffered a mental breakdown and has been admitted to hospital for treatment. He has repeatedly claimed that he once dated the daughter of a football star, but Scotland Yard's investigation has determined that this was entirely a delusion. One can only imagine the extent of the psychological trauma this young man has endured."

The Sun: "We have discovered something interesting about the omnipotent Kevin. Kevin's eldest son finds it extremely difficult even to meet his childhood sweetheart, because the girl's father is an Inter Milan fan. As the two have grown older, the man who owns an ice cream shop has handed the business entirely over to his wife, all so he can deny Paolo and his girlfriend any chance of spending the night together. We have photographed him following the pair on many occasions."

L'Équipe: "France Football has been deeply troubled lately. How can it ensure that the Ballon d'Or winner comes from outside AC Milan? The award has been monopolized by AC