Uchiha Senichi was utterly baffled. "Who's Gian?"
"Hell if I know."
Uchiha Hao spread his hands and pointed at Uchiha Yan. "Ask him. I learned it from him."
Uchiha Senichi immediately turned his gaze to Uchiha Yan.
Before Uchiha Yan could explain, Uchiha Senichi waved a hand. "Forget it, that isn't important. Did you forget that Yan knows Flying Thunder God?"
Uchiha Senichi looked up at his eldest son. "Have him set aside a few days every month to shuttle you back and forth. Wouldn't that solve it?"
"It's not like it's a big deal for him. That's probably what your mother meant too, right?"
As he spoke, he turned to Uchiha Yan again.
"Exactly!"
Uchiha Yan nodded forcefully and gave his father a thumbs-up.
"You two really are perfectly in sync!"
Uchiha Senichi straightened up proudly, planted his hands on his hips, and laughed. "Of course! Your mother and I are famous as a model couple!"
"That works too?"
Uchiha Hao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Rubbing his hands together, he leaned closer. "Little brother, wouldn't that be too much trouble for you?"
The more he thought about it, the better the idea seemed.
Did this count as being ordered to date and being ordered to have kids?
And he even got a younger brother as his full-time driver?
Seeing him act like he had gotten a bargain and was still pretending to be reluctant, Uchiha Yan wanted nothing more than to greet him with a fist. He rolled his eyes. "Tone it down. Don't make me beat you up!"
"If you really feel bad about it, hurry up and learn either Flying Thunder God, Mental Teleportation, or Spatial Teleportation!"
"At least save me some trouble."
He had taught those things to his elder brother and the