Special Mission: Self-Introduction

Office area.

A purple-haired boy with a center part stared at the two admission guides and two student ID phones in his hands, the corner of his eye twitching nonstop.

He had mobilized all the boys in the class, thinking they were going to move something heavy.

And in the end...

This was it?

Ryuuen Kakeru's violet eyes narrowed like a venomous snake as he fixed Yamada with a death glare.

So you're the brat who set me up. Just you wait!!

You'll pay for this!

A bald student from Class A looked equally displeased. He had made the trip for nothing and somehow felt as though an unseen hand was manipulating the market from behind the scenes.

Class B, on the other hand, was full of little angels. Not only had all the boys come, but every girl had shown up too.

Combined with Ichinose's sweet tongue, Hoshinomiya had been thoroughly charmed.

Mm, nearly charmed back into an embryo.

That alone showed just how high Ichinose's emotional intelligence was, and how capable she was at communicating.

Hoshinomiya simply waved her little hand and had her class collect their enrollment materials and phones on the spot, saving everyone the trouble of carrying them back to the classroom and handing them out again.

Seeing such a grand scene, Majima and Sakagami secretly clicked their tongues.

They suddenly began discussing the instigator behind it all.

"I heard the one who called them here was Jiahao from Class D."

"He really is a talent. How did he pinpoint the 'leaders' of the other classes so accurately and persuade them to come help in the office voluntarily?!"

"No clue, but no matter what, he did solve the problem of the cart being broken and us being unable to transport the supplies."

"Yeah. His thinking is far too ahead of its time, his actions are impossible to predict, and he casually had all the first-year boys running circles around him. A student with that much personality is hard to forget!"

"..."

Class D classroom.

Ninja online!

Uchiha peeked around the doorway. When he didn't spot that old bastard, he let out a sigh of relief.

Hm?

That blond guy was still here?!

Just as I thought, you really are one unconventional Jiahao!!

Even if only two boys remained in the classroom, Uchiha would not have felt awkward.

He took a few Euro steps back to his seat, sprawled over the desk, half-closed his eyes, and silently opened the system interface.

[Passion +26]

[Passion +17]

[Passion +0.2]

[...]

[Current Passion: 3024]

[Ding. Congratulations, host, on leaving an indelible and profound impression on the four homeroom teachers!]

[Ding. Congratulations, host, on completing the daily mission. Reward: Photographic Memory, a lesser superpower!]

[Ding. Photographic Memory is now loading for the host.]

[17%]

[58%]

[99%]

The protagonist had always been emotionally stable. He could tell with his toes that the person who had added 0.2 Passion had to be Ayanokoji.

Ignoring that notification, Uchiha desperately held back his laughter, but his shoulders kept shaking wildly as if he were about to unleash a Lightning Five Whips.

Without even being there, he had reaped over a thousand Passion points. He suddenly felt like his breast ducts had cleared right up!

"System, activate Photographic Memory!"

The next moment.

Uchiha's head began to itch, as though he were about to grow a brain!!

Rumble—

His sea of consciousness opened up!

Every event from both his past and present lives intertwined and spun like strips of film, then was imprinted and stored away, ready to be retrieved and read at any time.

He could even clearly remember every actor's expression, line, and detail from the erotic films he had watched...

It was similar to a mind palace.

Uchiha closed his eyes, and the classroom he had just scanned appeared clearly in his mind, along with every name on every desk plaque.

Even more absurdly, he could see how many soda cans were in the trash can...

A lesser superpower was still a superpower. It allowed you to recall every detail of every place you had been.

For example, if you had visited a library, even if you had not read a single book, you could close your eyes, enter your mind palace, and browse the books inside at will!!

Awesome!!!

Fucking awesome!!

That meant—

Every exam from now on would be open-book for him!!!

He could even freeload off the answers of every top student in the exam room!!

Hell yeah!~

Mom would never have to worry about me failing again!!

[Ding. Detected that the host completed the mission through opportunistic means. That is not Jiahao-like at all!]

[A special mission is now issued: Complete a self-introduction in front of the entire class. You must use Jiahao's method and leave a deep impression on them!]

[Accumulate 10,000 Passion points.]

[Unlock reward superpower: Invincible Golden Body. Lasts three seconds. Cooldown: five minutes.]

[System: Isn't your System bro amazing?]

Amazing my ass!!!

Uchiha's scalp went numb at once. Could it be that the Heavenly Dao was targeting him?!

One mission after another, were they never going to end?!

"System bro, if I activate this Invincible Golden Body, could a nuclear bomb still kill me?"

[System: It will keep you safe.]

"..."

Uchiha flirtatiously flicked his bangs.

"System bro, here's the thing. I'm not actually that interested in this skill. I just want to challenge my own weakness."

"After all, I've been introverted, timid, sensitive, and fragile since childhood. I'm a pure introvert with a serious idol complex. I just want to build up my courage, that's all..."

[System: ...]

[System: Go on. Keep making things up!]

In that brief moment.

The boy with grass-green hair had already returned to the classroom and distributed the corresponding materials and phones to everyone.

At the podium.

The handsome Hirata Yousuke gently clapped his hands.

"Everyone, could you listen to me for a moment?"

The students put down their new phones and turned toward him in unison.

"Starting today, we'll all be living together in the same class."

"I hope everyone can get along well. To help us get to know one another, why don't we introduce ourselves? What do you think?"

You could tell from the moment he opened his mouth that he was a nice guy.

That voice really sounded like the voice actor for the male lead in a harem anime!!

The moment he finished speaking!

Bang—

Uchiha's ass sent his chair flying backward.

"Good, that's great!"

"This suggestion is amazing!"

"I hope we can all become close as soon as possible!!"

Clap clap clap— He applauded desperately.

I love you, Hirata.

You are my most beautiful belief~

A pillow had arrived just as he was getting sleepy!!!

He had just been worrying about the special mission. If he alone suddenly gave a self-introduction, how socially humiliating and awkward would that be?!

Now it was perfect. Everyone would do it together!

There were so many weirdos in this class anyway. Surely your self-introductions would not disappoint, right?!!

Heh heh heh.

Kushida was the first to step out and make her presence known. She raised her slender, lotus-root-like arm high. "Sure."

The blonde gal, Karuizawa Kei, smiled brightly and livened up the atmosphere. "I'm in favor~"

The plain-looking girl beside her chimed in, "Yeah, we don't even know each other's names."

With people taking the lead, the hesitant students also voiced their agreement one after another.

Hirata was delighted to see this.

He said with a smile:

"Then I'll go first."

"My name is Hirata Yousuke. You can call me Yousuke. I'm interested in all kinds of sports, especially soccer. I plan to join the school soccer club. I look forward to getting along with everyone."

Ayanokoji genuinely envied him. What incredible courage.

Cheerful, confident, and athletic—he was a natural leader with immense popularity.

Unlike me, so ordinary that even making a friend was incredibly difficult.

Suddenly, he felt a prickling sensation on his back and slowly turned around.

He saw Uchiha blankly spacing out one moment, then letting out a terrifying, sinister grin the next.

Was he, like me, thinking about how to introduce himself?

What should I say when it was my turn?

Would it be better to imitate Mr. Jiahao and try to be funny?

Okay.

When the time came, I would use extremely high spirits to make everyone laugh.